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The Great American Pizza Maps

by TLTheLiberator
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The great American pizza map(s)
  • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
    I wouldn't call any of what's listed "pizza."

    (Although, for complete transparency: I've never had Godfather's pizza.)
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    Raising a child is akin to knowing you're getting fired in 18 years and having to train your replacement without actively sabotaging them.

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    • Profile picture of the author joseph7384
      Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

      (Although, for complete transparency: I've never had Godfather's pizza.)
      That might be for the best, they may make you an offer you can't refuse!
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      • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
        Originally Posted by joseph7384 View Post

        That might be for the best, they may make you an offer you can't refuse!
        Do they make that offer to me or my colon?
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        Raising a child is akin to knowing you're getting fired in 18 years and having to train your replacement without actively sabotaging them.

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        • Profile picture of the author joseph7384
          Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

          Do they make that offer to me or my colon?
          Well if you are allowed to pay for the pizza, it's safe to say that your OK, but if a tall fella with what looks to be a wad of tobacco in his mouth approaches you and says no need to pay for the pizza and says.........

          "Dan, some day I may call upon your services, that they may never come but for now enjoy the pizza"

          At that point you should be a bit concerned.
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