Ewww! Talk about filthy dirty!

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He Hasn't Bathed In 60 Years...and he smokes poo!


Terra
  • Profile picture of the author MikeTucker
    Several of my Facebook "friends" would like to say "Thank You"
    for helping them keep their New Year's Resolutions... Apparently
    they will not be eating lunch today?
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    • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
      Originally Posted by MikeTucker View Post

      Several of my Facebook "friends" would like to say "Thank You"
      for helping them keep their New Year's Resolutions... Apparently
      they will not be eating lunch today?
      Haha!

      Glad to do anything to help.


      Terra
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      • Profile picture of the author Riptor
        Well I've smoked some sh*t in my time but that takes the biscuit.

        I'm sure the flees think the world of him.
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  • Profile picture of the author joseph7384
    Yuck, yuck yuck yuck! That was nasty dirty.
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    • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
      Originally Posted by joseph7384 View Post

      Yuck, yuck yuck yuck! That was nasty dirty.
      Told ya! LOL!


      Terra
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    60s counterculture spread to Iran.
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  • Profile picture of the author Dennis Gaskill
    He gives new meaning to the term "crusty old man." I've come to the conclusion there is no degree of strangeness within the realm of possibility that some person, somewhere, will not gravitate to over time.
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    • Profile picture of the author Kay King
      Haji reportedly lives in isolation
      ...ya think? Can smell him 5 miles away if there's a slight breeze.
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      • Profile picture of the author joseph7384
        Originally Posted by Dennis Gaskill View Post

        He gives new meaning to the term "crusty old man."
        That's the truth!



        Originally Posted by Kay King View Post

        ...ya think? Can smell him 5 miles away if there's a slight breeze.

        How difficult do you think it would be for him to find a suitable mate.

        Below are a list of possible subjects.

        • wild pigs
        • wolves
        • jackals
        • water buffalo
        • donkeys
        • camels
        • sheep
        • goats
        • boar
        There are a few on this list that would either mate or eat him for breakfast.
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  • Profile picture of the author HeySal
    Disgusting - but I bet he has an immune system that kicks butt. Of course, there comes a point that even bacteria don't like the environment, I guess.
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  • Profile picture of the author reqchri
    Wth.. how can this guy survive from his own smell?
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    • Profile picture of the author AprilCT
      Ugh, Terra, that man was awful. Hopefully the guy has no wife(ves) and lives by himself.
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      • Profile picture of the author Karen Blundell
        pretty gross - I don't know about anyone else here - but I LIKE bathing - it feels good to be clean!

        maybe the guy is afraid of water?

        people are strange sometimes but to each his own, I guess.
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  • Profile picture of the author Tom Addams
    I like this line: Haji reportedly lives in isolation in Dejgah village, in the Southern Iranian province of Fars . . .

    I wonder if exile would work better in that sentence, given the smell! Villagers probably chased him there. LOL
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