I Saw A UFO A Couple Days Ago

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Not since I gave up hard drugs. While I certainly believe in the possibility of alien lifeforms, I doubt that they are rocketing around the skies of Wisconsin on any given night. I have not seen a UFO story with any validity, yet.

When it does actually happen, the entire world will know and there will be no doubt. Their first two words will not be, "Greetings, earthlings." More like, "Looks yummy."

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lanfear63 10 years ago

Venus is the evening star at the moment, very bright. If you wear glasses for some things like far sightedness and were not wearing them it can often look like an oblong, AKA saucer shaped object. Not moving either, possibly Venus.
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DireStraits

10 years ago

I experience UFOs on an almost daily basis while out and about cycling.

In the summer months it's a real pain. The constant facial drubbing is not entirely pleasant.

Sometimes the little green blighters probe my schnozzle. Not since the age of 8 have I found anything of interest there, so heck knows what they get out of it. Analysis of test matter isolated from a series of carelessly uncontrolled handkerchief samples reveal their capability to metamorphose or disguise themselves as more benign and familiar substances, albeit no less unpalatable.

Accounts like mine are traceable all the way back to the invention of cycling, but don't try too hard: motorists predominate and the Big Oil-controlled MSM stops at nothing to marginalise us wary pedallers, whitewashing all but the most derisory perspectives. Can't upset the slothful, unthinking masses.

Meanwhile, all attempts to win the kindly endorsement of the scientific community through appeals in fringe media have failed. As ever, they are pretentious and dismissive of all matters of consequence. Transformative discoveries like this rock the boat too much, shaking the guiding principles of their exalted profession and forcing the withdrawal of the government's funding teat on which the bearded hypocrites are ever so reliant for their designer sandals, real ales, salon perms and other nonsense.

That said, we hold out hope of finding a sober enough member of the profession with the courage to throw the weight of their enormous beer-belly behind our cause.

Until then we must stay strong, live long and prosper.

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ThomM 10 years ago

I've seen a couple. But I take UFO as what it means, Unidentified Flying Object. It doesn't mean it is an alien space ship. It just means you don't know what it is, hence unidentified.
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myob 10 years ago

I saw a UFO once near El Paso, Texas. It was a moonless night in mid-summer 2012. I was driving home along State Highway 45 after a few rounds of billiards and imbibing at the Badlands Bar & Grill when in the distance bright lights were approaching towards me at a high rate of speed.

The lights were so bright and blinding I swerved sharply to avoid an apparent collision, but the craft continued on a straight course without any sign of slowing. Later on, I learned the low-flying object had crashed into a tree.

According to a sober Texas Highway Patrol spokesman (who had an enormous beer-belly), the occupants of the unidentifiable wreckage were illegal aliens. After extensive examination and probing, the driver was charged with wreckless driving and all the occupants were subsequently deported.
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bizgrower

10 years ago

When cycling, kindly remember to keep your mouth closed.

Originally Posted by DireStraits

I experience UFOs on an almost daily basis while out and about cycling.

In the summer months it's a real pain. The constant facial drubbing is not entirely pleasant.

Sometimes the little green blighters probe my schnozzle. Not since the age of 8 have I found anything of interest there, so heck knows what they get out of it. Analysis of test matter isolated from a series of carelessly uncontrolled handkerchief samples reveal their capability to metamorphose or disguise themselves as more benign and familiar substances, albeit no less unpalatable.

Accounts like mine are traceable all the way back to the invention of cycling, but don't try too hard: motorists predominate and the Big Oil-controlled MSM stops at nothing to marginalise us wary pedallers, whitewashing all but the most derisory perspectives. Can't upset the slothful, unthinking masses.

Meanwhile, all attempts to win the kindly endorsement of the scientific community through appeals in fringe media have failed. As ever, they are pretentious and dismissive of all matters of consequence. Transformative discoveries like this rock the boat too much, shaking the guiding principles of their exalted profession and forcing the withdrawal of the government's funding teat on which the bearded hypocrites are ever so reliant for their designer sandals, real ales, salon perms and other nonsense.

That said, we hold out hope of finding a sober enough member of the profession with the courage to throw the weight of their enormous beer-belly behind our cause.

Until then we must stay strong, live long and prosper.

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tagiscom

10 years ago

Originally Posted by rwbovee

This was in Westfield, Wisconsin on my way home from work a couple nights ago. It was bright in the sky like a star but had the flying saucer shape. Oblong, so it definitely wasn't a star. It didn't seem to be moving anywhere. I had seen a couple others that were moving many years ago in Wautoma, Wisconsin. Has anyone else had any experiences with UFOs?

Hmmm, sorry that you posted this while being new to the WF, it seems to have stirred up a hornets nest!

Maybe you should have called this thread....

I Saw A UFO A Couple Days Ago, Feel Free to Have a Gang Bashing?

Most on the WF are pretty clever, so! :p

Shane

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Richard Van

10 years ago

Originally Posted by tagiscom

Hmmm, sorry that you posted this while being new to the WF

In all fairness Shane, he joined five years ago.

One should realise what it's like down here almost immediately.

Besides. Dan and Claude haven't even joined in yet.

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tagiscom

10 years ago

Originally Posted by Richard Van

In all fairness Shane, he joined five years ago.

One should realise what it's like down here almost immediately.

Besides. Dan and Claude haven't even joined in yet.

Well, ok, but you have to admit it has been a bit one sided!

Well, Claude has popped his thanks in here and there, but l suppose the other UFO abduction thread is enough.

This one is a bit like chocolate cake after dessert!

Or a bowel of Cornflakes! He, he!

Shane

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tagiscom

10 years ago

Originally Posted by HN

Never had experiences with UFOs while conscious, but have experienced other mysteries many times. I 've seen different aliens in my dreams, most of the time they were hostile. I 've also been to future twice, both times the date was a 5 figure number. But most importantly, just a few weeks ago it was explained to me how the entire universe works.

I think it's silly to make fun of things that people think don't exist because they haven't seen them. Some people don't even believe it's possible to make million bucks a month on internet or any money at all. Is it a myth then? Some don't believe it's possible to solve Rubic's cube blindfolded, even though there are worldwide competitions for this event.

Oh, oh, l fear the gang bashing is only beginning? :rolleyes:

Can't find a fluffy bunny when l need one?

But in all seriousness, l agree, knocking things you don't believe in because you haven't experienced it, is a little silly!

A case in point, is seeing alien entity's while watching someone channel one, can be a very negative experience. Well negative in a visual way.

The only thing l saw was skulls and green mist.

But later on l realized it was only my fear that created that!

The A**** that hide this sort of stuff, use fear to subdue acceptance!

It is as simple as that!

Shane

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Richard Van

10 years ago

Originally Posted by HN

Never had experiences with UFOs while conscious, but have experienced other mysteries many times. I 've seen different aliens in my dreams, most of the time they were hostile. I 've also been to future twice, both times the date was a 5 figure number. But most importantly, just a few weeks ago it was explained to me how the entire universe works.
When I started to pay attention and record some of the dreams, just to use the ideas for books if nothing else, I noticed that such weird dreams occur on the 21st day of the month. Sometimes on 2nd. I wonder if those are some special dates?
The most memorable event was a dream in a dream experience. I met some people (souls) and I knew that we are all asleep and it's a dream. But it turned out that there were souls of both dead and people who were asleep in the same place, the only difference was those who were alive would return to their bodies, but the others would stay. Later some souls started to leave and when I wanted to stay they explained to me that I had to go, I didn't belong there.
Next morning when the first snow fell I crashed by car, which rolled over into the ditch. Damn, it's so tight when the car is upside down. I turned off the ignition to save the engine, but couldn't open a door. I already thought I have to smash the window, even though the back window was already smashed, but then a few people arrived and opened the door. The car was a total mess, but I didn't have a scratch on me. I remembered by dream and knew it wasn't my day to die. That was Nov 1st. though, so it was an exception to 21st and 2nd day pattern.

Dan! When I come over the pond to go drinking, you have got to get me some of this stuff!

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HeySal

10 years ago

I've seen two things so wild I can't believe I saw them.............but I'm willing to wager a whole huge wad of cash that they weren't alien.

Then I've also seen a few things that I really wish were alien.......................so they'd go the heck home.