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I'm sick and tired of my posts disappearing!!!

by George Wright
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I have been putting up a new fence for a few weeks and someone has been stealing my new fence posts.
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Subject

3 Ways to use spam.

Post

Scrambled eggs and spam.
Spam on toast.
Spam salad.
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Sorry people. I'm just feeling silly tonight. Earthquakes do that to me.

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  • Profile picture of the author Joe Mobley
    How are you doing George? Good to see you again.

    Sorry about your postpartum depression. :rolleyes:

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    • Profile picture of the author Dennis Gaskill
      Originally Posted by Joe Mobley View Post

      How are you doing George? Good to see you again.

      Sorry about your postpartum depression. :rolleyes:

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      Good one. Wouldn't that be post postpartum depression though?
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      Just when you think you've got it all figured out, someone changes the rules.

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  • Profile picture of the author HeySal
    Have you reported it to the post office, George?
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  • Profile picture of the author Paul Myers
    Okay. Second (first?) amendment be damned, this thread is a terrific argument in favor of pun control!
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    • Profile picture of the author HeySal
      Originally Posted by Paul Myers View Post

      Okay. Second (first?) amendment be damned, this thread is a terrific argument in favor of pun control!
      I think you're just posturing.
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      • Profile picture of the author Dennis Gaskill
        Originally Posted by HeySal View Post

        I think you're just posturing.
        I think he's just postulating.
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        Just when you think you've got it all figured out, someone changes the rules.

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    • Profile picture of the author sbucciarel
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      Originally Posted by Paul Myers View Post

      Okay. Second (first?) amendment be damned, this thread is a terrific argument in favor of pun control!
      Yeah, just as I suspected. A bunch of Nazis ... a dictatorship. We got rights.

      Sounds like you're really getting the shaft. I'd picket. They can't do that to a pillar of the community and get away with it. It should at least be brought up before a panel of experts. Our rights of free speech are at stake.
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  • Profile picture of the author Paul Myers
    He could just be engaging in punditry.

    In his spare time, of course...
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    • Profile picture of the author whateverpedia
      Originally Posted by Paul Myers View Post

      Okay. Second (first?) amendment be damned, this thread is a terrific argument in favor of pun control!
      Originally Posted by Paul Myers View Post

      He could just be engaging in punditry.
      I think you've been at your computer too long.

      Go outside and take in some punshine for a while.
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  • Profile picture of the author bizgrower
    Nice post, George.
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  • Profile picture of the author travlinguy
    I once had some posts stolen. When the sheriff came out to investigate he said he'd put me on the, ready, drumroll....................

    Postage due list. Budda boom.
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  • Profile picture of the author seomaster5
    Why you want to get the rules of spamming? Spammming is not a good way
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    • Profile picture of the author George Wright
      Originally Posted by seomaster5 View Post

      Why you want to get the rules of spamming? Spammming is not a good way
      Someone's never been to Hawaii.
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    • Profile picture of the author Richard Van
      Originally Posted by seomaster5 View Post

      Why you want to get the rules of spamming? Spammming is not a good way
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      Wibble, bark, my old man's a mushroom etc...

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      • Profile picture of the author seasoned
        Originally Posted by Richard Van View Post

        Going to art school?

        Steve
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        • Profile picture of the author Paul Myers
          Going to art school?
          That one was an exercise in post-expressionism.
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          • Profile picture of the author kenmichaels
            Originally Posted by Paul Myers View Post

            That one was an exercise in post-expressionism.
            ha ha - Clever!
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            • Profile picture of the author Dennis Gaskill
              Originally Posted by kenmichaels View Post

              ha ha - Clever!
              Yeah, I laughed my a-- ...posterior off.
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        • Profile picture of the author bizgrower
          Originally Posted by Richard Van View Post

          Originally Posted by seasoned View Post

          Going to art school?

          Steve
          He is going to art school. There was not really much in his budget
          because he's saving for the trip to visit Riffle and Claude in Ohio.

          So, he chose the school where you start by drawing postmen.
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          • Profile picture of the author Richard Van
            Originally Posted by bizgrower View Post

            He is going to art school. There was not really much in his budget
            because he's saving for the trip to visit Riffle and Claude in Ohio.

            So, he chose the school where you start by drawing postmen.
            Yes and it took 6 long months of hard slog to get there.

            At least you appreciate it Biz.
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            Wibble, bark, my old man's a mushroom etc...

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  • Profile picture of the author George Wright
    P.S.

    Get it?

    P.P.S.

    And he'll have pun pun pun till somebody takes his PC away.

    P.P.P.S

    I hope I don't get banned for bumping my own POST.
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  • Profile picture of the author alistair
    It's a sad situation I know, but sometimes it helps to know that you're not alone and that your posts shall never be forgotten.

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    • Profile picture of the author lanfear63
      I'd like to put a stake in this thread and suggest you are suffering from Post Traumatic stress.

      It is an Of-fence to steal and you should not blame yourself.
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      • Profile picture of the author HeySal
        Originally Posted by lanfear63 View Post

        I'd like to put a stake in this thread and suggest you are suffering from Post Traumatic stress.

        It is an Of-fence to steal and you should not blame yourself.

        It would be punctual for him to take care of it right away. Posthumous observations don't do much good.

        Sigh I killed my thanks button two threads ago. I should be more punctilious about using it.
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        • Profile picture of the author Joe Mobley
          Originally Posted by HeySal View Post

          Posthumous observations don't do much good.
          Except in a postmortem.

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  • Profile picture of the author Glenn Leader
    Originally Posted by George Wright View Post

    I have been putting up a new fence for a few weeks and someone has been stealing my new fence posts.

    8< snipped
    I won't take offence.

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