And now for something different - Doctors implant lab-grown vagina

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Doctors at Wake Forest Baptist Medical Centre in North Carolina used pioneering technology to build vaginas for the four women who were all in their teenage years at the time.
'An important thing'All the women reported normal sexual function.



BBC News - Doctors implant lab-grown vagina

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  • Profile picture of the author sbucciarel
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    Oh sweet Jesus ... what will be next?
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  • Profile picture of the author travlinguy
    Lab grown vaginas. Funny, I don't remember this as one of the "wonders of the future" they told us about in the first grade.

    Makes me wish I wrote stand up comedy. How about... No added hormones. Wait. It could just as well be, LOTs of added hormones!
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    • Profile picture of the author seasoned
      Originally Posted by travlinguy View Post

      Makes me wish I wrote stand up comedy. How about... No added hormones. Wait. It could just as well be, LOTs of added hormones!
      It wouldn't create, or need to create, hormones. But it IS relatively simple(It's going to be a while before we have hearts and the like.), and I read a story only a few days ago about a woman that had a disease that, in part, meant she didn't have one, so I guess there is a decent sized need.

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    • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
      Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

      I can think of nothing to add that won't get me banned. I'll just let Claude cross the line on this one.
      I can think of several advantages;

      They can't testify against you in court.
      You don't have to listen to their stories.
      They won't demand alimony.

      It gives Riffle a chance to experience bliss, without waking up his wife.

      But seriously....I'm still trying to figure out why these are needed. Are there girls born without them?
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    Oh no. Another thing for 3d printers.
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    • Profile picture of the author Enfusia
      I could see these things replacing meth labs!

      You would be the King in prison if you got the recipe and could grow them in the back of toilets!

      So, If they start shipping these things aren't they then involved is sex trafficking?

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    I'm trying to figure out how they grow one in a laboratory.
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      Originally Posted by SteveJohnson View Post

      I'm trying to figure out how they grow one in a laboratory.
      Me, too. Nothing I've tried has worked. Cheers. - Frank
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        Originally Posted by BigFrank View Post

        Me, too. Nothing I've tried has worked. Cheers. - Frank

        lol.......
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        • Profile picture of the author lanfear63
          When the boyfriend loses his prowess during intimate relations with his girlfriend who has been fitted with one of these he would say: "Its not you!, Its NOT you"

          If the operation fails apparently they are healthy to eat. You definitely get your fruit and Vag

          I heard they were growing artificial anuses as well. Double transplants will be tricky, they will have to be careful they get them the right way round.

          A famous pharmacy chain in the UK has decided to carry them.

          They are going to be called "Puss In Boots"
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      Originally Posted by HeySal View Post

      I never foresaw the possibility of marriage being made obsolete by blowup dolls.
      lol ... it would really be obsolete if there were really "home pregnancy kits" ... buy one and instant family without the messiness of a marriage that has only 50% chance of lasting anyway.

      PS: Also available for men, but they got to do their own "pregnancy." That birth is really going to be a bitch.
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      • Profile picture of the author HeySal
        Originally Posted by sbucciarel View Post

        lol ... it would really be obsolete if there were really "home pregnancy kits" ... buy one and instant family without the messiness of a marriage that has only 50% chance of lasting anyway.

        PS: Also available for men, but they got to do their own "pregnancy." That birth is really going to be a bitch.
        OMG.......what a thought. I've had boyfriends (that I threw back) who have wanted an emergency room because they cut themselves. Holy cow.

        Actually - women can become pregnant without men. The egg can be shocked into spontaneously starting the process. Only a female birth can result from a spontaneous pregnancy. We hold the power to take over the world!
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        • Profile picture of the author positivenegative
          Originally Posted by SteveJohnson View Post

          I'm trying to figure out how they grow one in a laboratory.
          Movement is stimulated by sporadically showing a fat wallet to said vagina.


          Originally Posted by HeySal View Post

          Actually - women can become pregnant without men. The egg can be shocked into spontaneously starting the process. Only a female birth can result from a spontaneous pregnancy. We hold the power to take over the world!
          Men have long known that we were only put on this earth because vibrators can't get a round of drinks in.
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  • Profile picture of the author MikeTucker
    Didn't they claim recently that the first semi-immortals have already been born,
    or will be soon? People who will simply replace parts of their bodies as needed?

    The sex industry is always ahead of most everyone else when new technology comes along.
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    Lab labia. No, I'm not stuttering.
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    CH CH CH CHIA
    CH CH CH CHIA

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