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Pick the color of whatever you're wearing and look to the first object to your left. That's your superhero name.

Given that I'm wearing my beloved blue fluffy housecoat, my name would be:

Blue Coffeecup!

(The Tireless Protector of the Caffeinated!)

How about you?
  • Profile picture of the author Richard Van
    I'm wearing a green jumper and there's a bloke I can't stand to my left.

    That makes me the "Green Dickhead".
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    Wibble, bark, my old man's a mushroom etc...

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  • Profile picture of the author HeySal
    Blue Keys. Hmmmm.
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  • Profile picture of the author dailycoinsnet
    Black Wallet! That's kinda cool although it doesn't sound like a superhero to me.
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  • Profile picture of the author sbucciarel
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    Pink Pile of Papers ... lol
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  • Profile picture of the author kenmichaels
    Grey Wall.

    ... at least its better then Suzanne's
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  • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
    Well, I couldn't make this up. I have two autographed footballs to my left and, well, I'm wearing a blue shirt, so that makes me....

    Blue Balls
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    • Profile picture of the author sbucciarel
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      Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

      Well, I couldn't make this up. I have two autographed footballs to my left and, well, I'm wearing a blue shirt, so that makes me....

      Blue Balls
      lol ... I expected nothing less
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    • Profile picture of the author Richard Van
      Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

      Well, I couldn't make this up. I have two autographed footballs to my left and, well, I'm wearing a blue shirt, so that makes me....

      Blue Balls
      We could team up "The Green Dickhead and Blue Balls strike again!"
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      Wibble, bark, my old man's a mushroom etc...

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      • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
        Originally Posted by Richard Van View Post

        We could team up "The Green Dickhead and Blue Balls strike again!"

        You and Riffle make me sick. Why not show some class?

        The Alabaster Tallywacker.
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        • Profile picture of the author whateverpedia
          Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

          The Alabaster Tallywacker.
          The first thing you see when you look to the left is a "tallywhacker" .

          You've got to stop posting from that "sauna" you hang around in.
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          • Profile picture of the author lanfear63
            Originally Posted by whateverpedia View Post

            The first thing you see when you look to the left is a "tallywhacker" .

            You've got to stop posting from that "sauna" you hang around in.
            No your wrong there, I know he is a modest man but I think in this picture he's giving us a subliminal clue!

            http://aspeaker.com/wp-content/uploa...e_tieless1.jpg
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      • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
        Originally Posted by Richard Van View Post

        We could team up "The Green Dickhead and Blue Balls strike again!"

        "To the Shaft Mobile!"
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    • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
      Originally Posted by travlinguy View Post

      Doctor Hung.

      Wait? Doctor is a color? I'm not touching "hung."
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      • Profile picture of the author travlinguy
        Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

        Wait? Doctor is a color? I'm not touching "hung."
        Yeah, I never was much good at following instructions. I did, however, comply with the thread title. That should be worth something. Are we grading on the curve? :p
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        • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
          Originally Posted by travlinguy View Post

          Yeah, I never was much good at following instructions. I did, however, comply with the thread title. That should be worth something. Are we grading on the curve? :p
          Riffle grades on a bulge.
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          • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
            Pink 4G Scandisk Cruzer

            Hey, the item to my left is a pink 4G Scandisk Cruzer, lol.

            Would it sound better if it was Pink USB flash drive?


            Terra
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            • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
              Originally Posted by MissTerraK View Post

              Pink 4G Scandisk Cruzer

              Hey, the item to my left is a pink 4G Scandisk Cruzer, lol.

              Would it sound better if it was Pink USB flash drive?


              Terra
              The Pink Cruzer sounds like a call girl for Super Heroes.
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              • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
                Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

                The Pink Cruzer sounds like a call girl for Super Heroes.
                Haha! That's funny Dan.

                But, I don't think so!

                I like this pink cruzer better.



                Terra
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                • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
                  Originally Posted by MissTerraK View Post

                  Haha! That's funny Dan.

                  But, I don't think so!

                  I like this pink cruzer better.



                  Terra

                  Well, yeah, that's what she'd ride. Well, most of the time...
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                  • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
                    Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

                    Well, yeah, that's what she'd ride. Well, most of the time...


                    What next? Are you going to call me a flasher and say that my pink cruzer is my flash drive?

                    Ha, Beat ya! :p


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                    • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
                      Originally Posted by MissTerraK View Post



                      What next? Are you going to call me a flasher and say that my pink cruzer is my flash drive?

                      Ha, Beat ya! :p


                      Terra
                      No, but between me, you and Van, we've got the makings for an edgy graphic novel.
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                      • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
                        Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

                        No, but between me, you and Van, we've got the makings for an edgy graphic novel.
                        Yep; That describes you, Van, and Terra ...

                        Edgy...Graphic...and Novel.
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                        • Profile picture of the author Kay King
                          Terra -

                          Wouldn't you have to be a cartoon character to ride that bike?
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                          • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
                            Originally Posted by Kay King View Post

                            Terra -

                            Wouldn't you have to be a cartoon character to ride that bike?
                            As much as you have to be a cartoon character to be a Super Hero.


                            Terra
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                • Profile picture of the author HeySal
                  Originally Posted by MissTerraK View Post

                  Haha! That's funny Dan.

                  But, I don't think so!

                  I like this pink cruzer better.



                  Terra
                  What a terrible thing to do to a bike. It looks like someone spilled a case of peptobismal on it. Yuck. I can see what my first job as the Blue Key is. Find a can of paint solvent and save that poor piece of machinery.
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                  • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
                    Originally Posted by HeySal View Post

                    What a terrible thing to do to a bike. It looks like someone spilled a case of peptobismal on it. Yuck. I can see what my first job as the Blue Key is. Find a can of paint solvent and save that poor piece of machinery.
                    Haha!

                    Hey, don't blame me, I just found that picture on the internet, lol!

                    If that bike were mine, that Pepto Bismal pink would be fuchsia! Hahahahaha!


                    Terra
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  • Profile picture of the author Dennis Gaskill
    Blue Guitar - Protector of String Benders, Pickers, and Strummers everywhere.
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    Just when you think you've got it all figured out, someone changes the rules.

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  • Profile picture of the author webcosmo
    GreenPiggy ))) I`m wearing a green t-shirt and i have a small piggy bank on my left )))
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  • Profile picture of the author hostclearly
    Mine would be Super Danger! I am always doing something stupid physically.
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    • Profile picture of the author lanfear63
      I was silly enough to do this in the restroom. So look out for my up-coming superhero movie. The Adventures of the Green Turd.

      Anyway I did it again later in my garage so now i'm called the Green Porsche Turbo. (there was a picture of one on the wall)
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  • Profile picture of the author bizgrower
    Maroon Pink Cards

    The real Pink Cruzer rides:
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    • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
      Originally Posted by bizgrower View Post

      Oh no, Dan!

      I never thought I'd see the day when pink made me want to puke.

      Can I play too?

      Buzzzzzzzzz!
      X

      Terra
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      • Profile picture of the author bizgrower
        Originally Posted by MissTerraK View Post

        Oh no, Dan!

        I never thought I'd see the day when pink made me want to puke.

        Can I play too?

        Buzzzzzzzzz!
        X

        Terra
        I was waiting for the hook to pull him off stage.
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        • Profile picture of the author AprilCT
          Okay, I've got Redwire. Somebody help me out, I'm not sure what to do with this.
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        • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
          Originally Posted by bizgrower View Post

          I was waiting for the hook to pull him off stage.
          I know!!

          If I had the power, I'd make it a rule that only talented people could wear pink, lol!

          Wait! Does anyone have Simon's number? :p

          Oh, and today, my Super Hero name is Pink Canon.

          Yes, I'm wearing pink today too, I have a walk-in closet full of it ya know. And no, I don't have a canon but it's my Canon printer right there on my left since I put my flash drive away.


          Terra
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          • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
            Originally Posted by MissTerraK View Post

            Oh, and today, my Super Hero name is Pink Canon.
            <opens mouth, pauses, closes mouth, walks out of room shaking head>
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            • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
              Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

              <opens mouth, pauses, closes mouth, walks out of room shaking head>
              Yikes!

              Only you Dan, only you....

              You know, if I were like you, I'd be making a comment about your last two words there.

              But I'm not, so I'm walking out of the room with my nose up in the air, haha!

              Terra
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          • Profile picture of the author bizgrower
            Originally Posted by MissTerraK View Post

            I know!!

            If I had the power, I'd make it a rule that only talented people could wear pink, lol!

            Wait! Does anyone have Simon's number? :p

            Oh, and today, my Super Hero name is Pink Canon.

            Yes, I'm wearing pink today too, I have a walk-in closet full of it ya know. And no, I don't have a canon but it's my Canon printer right there on my left since I put my flash drive away.


            Terra
            I'm sure there's a website where you can get Simon's number for $600.
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            • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
              Originally Posted by bizgrower View Post

              I'm sure there's a website where you can get Simon's number for $600.
              Haha! I'll pass on that. I think he should pay me $600 for my pink idea, lol!


              Terra
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  • Profile picture of the author whateverpedia
    Villains fear
    When the Red Window is near.
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    Why do garden gnomes smell so bad?
    So that blind people can hate them as well.
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    blue directory - an endless sauce of information
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    • Profile picture of the author Dennis Gaskill
      Originally Posted by hostclearly View Post

      Mine would be Super Danger! I am always doing something stupid physically.
      OK, I'll bite . . . what color is "super?"
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      • Profile picture of the author lanfear63
        Originally Posted by Dennis Gaskill View Post

        OK, I'll bite . . . what color is "super?"
        Did you not see, this guys name real name is Clark Kent
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        • Profile picture of the author Dennis Gaskill
          Originally Posted by lanfear63 View Post

          Did you not see, this guys name real name is Clark Kent
          I must have missed it. I also haven't figured out what color "grand" is either. I feel so color blind.
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          • Profile picture of the author lanfear63
            Originally Posted by Dennis Gaskill View Post

            I must have missed it. I also haven't figured out what color "grand" is either. I feel so color blind.
            He's a chess champion and has a shirt covered with pictures of blue and red chess pieces and saw a bolt of green lightning.

            Best I could do at short notice. :-)

            This threads just getting plain silly.
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  • Profile picture of the author twister85
    The Purple Door, Looks like the Avengers need me
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    I am...THE BLACK DOOR!

    Beware the door. Be very ware.
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    ... white mobile phone :/
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    • Profile picture of the author Richard Van
      Originally Posted by InOnTimeMedical View Post

      Ron hahaha
      :confused:

      You're wearing a 'Ron' coloured shirt and your sitting next to a 'hahaha'?
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      Wibble, bark, my old man's a mushroom etc...

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    Grey-Snus, interesting
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    can some one help me how to post a new topic, am a new member.
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    I Love to Play My Orio He is my super hero....
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    Uhhhh.....

    The Brown Bookshelf.....
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