Really... *unique* Conventions you never knew existed
Back in 2003-5 or so, I took my kids to the Garfield convention:
http://www.garfieldgathering.com/
and the Strawberry Shortcake convention
The Annual Strawberry Shortcake Convention | Alex's Lemonade Stand Foundation for Childhood Cancer
(Side note - Strawberry used to be sooo cool until they girlieized her )
How 'bout you?
The bartender says: "We don't serve faster-than-light particles here."
...A tachyon enters a bar.