Didn't see that coming - "Hero Cat" kicked out!

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Four-year-old Jeremy was doing what kids do–riding his bike in his own driveway. A crazy dog from next door snuck up on him and viciously attacked him. That’s when Tara, now known as “Hero Cat,” the family feline, dashed out to help. Tara flung herself headlong into the attack, driving the dog away and saving Jeremy.

Here is the security cam video of the scene:



Roger Triantafilo, Jeremy’s dad, posted the video to YouTube and it quickly lit up the internet. Tara was covered on every major media outlet including NBC, CBS, and ABC.

That’s when things went awry. Mr. Whiskers, longtime head of the Cat Union, kicked Tara out of the union. “Tara is making us look bad,” he told a hastily gathered press conference in New York City. “Cats don’t save people. Cats don’t care about people. Dogs care about people. Cats look down on people with disdain. We expect to be waited on, fed and pampered. We give nothing in return. We certainly don’t save anyone. It’s not what we do.”

Several members of the press asked Mr. Whiskers if kicking Tara out was a little harsh. “Here’s what you don’t know: This isn’t the first time she’s pulled this crap. It’s just the first time she’s been all over the news. People don’t know, but last year she pulled a baby out of a burning building. It’s embarrassing to cats, the Union and their families. She was warned and now she’s out. Maybe the Dog Union will give her an honorary membership.”
  • Profile picture of the author lanfear63
    Originally Posted by joe golfer View Post

    Four-year-old Jeremy was doing what kids do-riding his bike in his own driveway. A crazy dog from next door snuck up on him and viciously attacked him. That's when Tara, now known as "Hero Cat," the family feline, dashed out to help. Tara flung herself headlong into the attack, driving the dog away and saving Jeremy.

    Here is the security cam video of the scene:

    My Cat Saved My Son - YouTube


    Roger Triantafilo, Jeremy's dad, posted the video to YouTube and it quickly lit up the internet. Tara was covered on every major media outlet including NBC, CBS, and ABC.

    That's when things went awry. Mr. Whiskers, longtime head of the Cat Union, kicked Tara out of the union. "Tara is making us look bad," he told a hastily gathered press conference in New York City. "Cats don't save people. Cats don't care about people. Dogs care about people. Cats look down on people with disdain. We expect to be waited on, fed and pampered. We give nothing in return. We certainly don't save anyone. It's not what we do."

    Several members of the press asked Mr. Whiskers if kicking Tara out was a little harsh. "Here's what you don't know: This isn't the first time she's pulled this crap. It's just the first time she's been all over the news. People don't know, but last year she pulled a baby out of a burning building. It's embarrassing to cats, the Union and their families. She was warned and now she's out. Maybe the Dog Union will give her an honorary membership."
    Hello, I am Mr Tibbles, Tara's Lawyer and my firm. "Catford, Pussylingus & Freshstep" will be representing her in this case. We intend to fight this ban and will be suing Mr Whiskers and his Cat Union for defurrmation of character.

    My client would like to make the follow statement: "The video evidence you saw was misrepresenting my actions. I don't give a flying fig about that kid, he's always pulling my tail and taunting me, dangling live mice in front of me etc! On top of that I was declaude so I have no chance to scratch the little terror. As for the dog I have had it in for him ever since he stole my secret stash of M&M's. I warned him to stay off my property countless times. Yet he ignored my warnings so I had to take action.

    My retaliatory actions were entirely consistent with standard cat behavior and broke none of the rules of the Cat Union. As for the child rescue, I was just a victim of circumstance. I was attempting to escape myself via the window. I just happened to catch his changing mat Velcro on my fur and pulled him out with me. It was just luck that he plummeted 40 feet and landed safely in a firemans arms.

    I will be seeking full reinstatement and damages amounting to 40000 cans of Friskies.

    I have no wish to throw the opening ball in the baseball game either. I injured my paw early on in my career and had to retire.
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    • Profile picture of the author seasoned
      Originally Posted by lanfear63 View Post

      Hello, I am Mr Tibbles, Tara's Lawyer and my firm. "Catford, Pussylingus & Freshstep" will be representing her in this case. We intend to fight this ban and will be suing Mr Whiskers and his Cat Union for defurrmation of character.

      My client would like to make the follow statement: "The video evidence you saw was misrepresenting my actions. I don't give a flying fig about that kid, he's always pulling my tail and taunting me, dangling live mice in front of me etc! On top of that I was declaude so I have no chance to scratch the little terror. As for the dog I have had it in for him ever since he stole my secret stash of M&M's. I warned him to stay off my property countless times. Yet he ignored my warnings so I had to take action.

      My retaliatory actions were entirely consistent with standard cat behavior and broke none of the rules of the Cat Union. As for the child rescue, I was just a victim of circumstance. I was attempting to escape myself via the window. I just happened to catch his changing mat Velcro on my fur and pulled him out with me. It was just luck that he plummeted 40 feet and landed safely in a firemans arms.

      I will be seeking full reinstatement and damages amounting to 40000 cans of Friskies.

      I have no wish to throw the opening ball in the baseball game either. I injured my paw early on in my career and had to retire.
      Ar you also going to be suing the dog union? I don't think they will let Tara join. Let us know how it goes!

      Steve
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      • Profile picture of the author lanfear63
        Originally Posted by seasoned View Post

        Ar you also going to be suing the dog union? I don't think they will let Tara join. Let us know how it goes!

        Steve
        My client informs me that given the circumstances and reaction she will not be suing or pawing forward an application despite the Dog Union expelling the dog in question!

        A Mr Barker, representing the Union said at a press conference today, "We have disowned and banned Mr Rotvicious but the matter ends here! We are not open for Felines and never will be Earlier attempts by the more liberal Poodles to amalgamate the two have always ended in failure"
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