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English is a funny language.

by laurencewins
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#grammar #language
  • Profile picture of the author moshirait
    a litle big, anonymous colleague, Auto Pilot
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  • Profile picture of the author laurencewins
    lol. Yes, I like those examples as well.
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  • Profile picture of the author Warcrafty
    Funny))Made me smile)))Especially the last one)))
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  • Profile picture of the author laurencewins
    I am glad a few people got some laughs
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  • Profile picture of the author ckdaro
    LOL at happily married.
    Cheers for the laugh Laurence.
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  • Profile picture of the author sevemichaelml3
    I am "terribly pleased" with these examples Lol.
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  • Profile picture of the author Chosen2013
    LoL, there are pretty funny
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  • Profile picture of the author Buddd
    Jumbo Shrimp
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  • Profile picture of the author HeySal
    I love oxy morons. Have kicked a few out of my house in my day.
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  • Profile picture of the author seomaster5
    Ha ha ha ha lolzzzzz pretty ugly oh my god i have got tears in my eyes i laughed this much really english is funny language.
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  • Profile picture of the author laurencewins
    I better find some more if these few are making people laugh.
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  • Profile picture of the author insa80
    Yes.
    We drive on a parkway and park on a driveway.
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  • Profile picture of the author ForumGuru
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    Laurence,

    Have a laugh-a-thon if you please. :p

    Every letter of the alphabet is covered many times over...

    Oxymoron Examples | Oxymoron Definition | Examples of Oxymorons (Oxymora)

    Cheers

    -don
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  • Profile picture of the author Johnpa012
    LOL. We people use these in routine. But see, nobody notices it.
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    • Profile picture of the author Richard Van
      Sorry to lower the tone but "Holy shit" just came to mind.

      Good grief - and another.
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      Wibble, bark, my old man's a mushroom etc...

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  • Profile picture of the author VivekThakur
    All 11 are funny and all can be digested but "happily married" although i am unmarried
    but i need to think again.
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  • Profile picture of the author laurencewins
    I like the one where you are a little bit pregnant. You either ARE or AREN'T. It's not "just a little bit. I guess saying somebody is a little fat is also an oxymoron.

    Don, thanks for sharing that list. I will have to go through it when I have time.
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  • Profile picture of the author sbucciarel
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    Love them

    If they aren't Happily Married, they can get an Amicable Divorce.
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  • Profile picture of the author marianneswa
    great!
    awfully nice and anxious patient are also good ones
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