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Ex-Air Force Law Enforcement Agent Says He Hoaxed Major UFO Mythologies

by Nick Logan
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His name is Richard Doty, and in the 1980s he was a special agent for the U.S. Air Force Office of Special Investigations (AFOSI) stationed at Kirtland Air Force Base in Albuquerque, New Mexico.

He claims that while he was there he was tasked with hoaxing documents and feeding false information to UFO researchers.

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  • Profile picture of the author seasoned
    Did you look at the WHOLE thing? I only scanned it, but went 3 levels deep. The last was Open letter to the U.S. Air Force regarding allegations of UFO disinformation | Openminds.tv He said that, although he faked so much, roswell was real, and they had an alien alive until 1951. He said the alien liked strawberry icecream and tibetan music.

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  • Profile picture of the author Dennis Gaskill
    Doty's story has changed over the years, and some of the details of the stories are conflicting.
    Makes it kind of hard to believe him, but I'm sure many do.
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    • Profile picture of the author Alexa Smith
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      The strawberry ice-cream allegation just blows his credibility completely, for me: it's simply factual that aliens prefer chocolate ice-cream.
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      • Profile picture of the author lanfear63
        Originally Posted by Alexa Smith View Post

        The strawberry ice-cream allegation just blows his credibility completely, for me: it's simply factual that aliens prefer chocolate ice-cream.
        Are you trying to tell me that when staking out a hilltop or ufo hotspot all we need is a couple of tubs of Ben & Jerry's and a ghetto blaster playing the Tibetan top 20 chart show?

        That's probably why my local Ice Cream Parlor is always being frequented by groups of bearded eccentrics going ohmmmmmmm! ;-)
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      • Profile picture of the author whateverpedia
        Originally Posted by Alexa Smith View Post

        The strawberry ice-cream allegation just blows his credibility completely, for me: it's simply factual that aliens prefer chocolate ice-cream.
        I'll take that comment with as big a grain of salt as the claims made by the (alleged) Ex Air Force Enforcement Agent, until we get confirmation (or denial) from our resident expert on alien life forms.

        Shane, where are you?
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        • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
          Originally Posted by whateverpedia View Post

          I'll take that comment with as big a grain of salt as the claims made by the (alleged) Ex Air Force Enforcement Agent, until we get confirmation (or denial) from our resident expert on alien life forms.

          Shane, where are you?
          The Air Force has determined that Shane is not from this planet. He is now their guest in Area 51. They say he likes strawberries.
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          • Profile picture of the author lanfear63
            Shane or Swendolf ( his alien name ) was actually from a race of nordic looking aliens that came to this planet on labour day 1969. His parents, Nerfdorf and Wardorf were looking for a deal on computers at the Walmart in Ohio!

            Unfortunately, they soon realized that they had time-warped in far too early and discovered that the most advanced thing available was an electronic typewriter. They blended in well with the local people who were all Swedish anyway. Apart from the high foreheads, white shoulder length hair and the extra buttock cheek (covered by baggy silver one piece jump suits) they looked like any other human.

            Young Swendolf was very excited to be there and ran up and down the isles eventually becoming parted from his parents.

            Eventually they gave up looking and returned to their truck shaped flying saucer parked outside. They returned home to planet Swenska and just ordered another Clone son.

            Young Swendolf was taken in by the kindly janitor and was fed on scraps from the in house MCdonalds. In particular, he liked the remnants of the strawberry milkshakes.

            The Janitor, old Joe Riffle, managed to get some fake id and eventually found a school for him where he entertained the kids with his double flatulance performances.

            Upon leaving school he realized he had an act and went into show-business entertaining kings and queens and made his fortune. He changed his name to Shane and had plastic surgery on his forehead. He had to retire early however due to a rectal healup.

            He lives on a small island off the coast of Wooster with his wife Imelda Marcos and her 2000 pairs of shoes.
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            • Profile picture of the author Dennis Gaskill
              Originally Posted by lanfear63 View Post

              Shane or Swendolf ( his alien name ) was...
              Huh? I thought his alien name was Bunny Buddy. Someone around here has been pulling my leg. When I find out who it is...
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              • Profile picture of the author myob
                Originally Posted by Project View Post

                His name is Richard Doty, and in the 1980s he was a special agent for the U.S. Air Force Office of Special Investigations (AFOSI) stationed at Kirtland Air Force Base in Albuquerque, New Mexico.

                He claims that while he was there he was tasked with hoaxing documents and feeding false information to UFO researchers.
                Actually, the 1980's was a particularly bad decade for unskilled aliens crashing near US Air Force bases. The public was most likely beginning to suspect these were due to our own military aircraft testing malfunctions or pilot error.
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  • Profile picture of the author seasoned
    Alexa, you have a point! I was going to say myself. I HATE strawberry! Some have alergies to strawberry. Could you see them just giving an alien strawberry and having them DIE before giving the cure for cancer?

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