My Morning Joy

whateverpedia

10 years ago

Erm, thanks for sharing that with us.

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BigFrank

Banned 10 years ago

Originally Posted by whateverpedia

Erm, thanks for sharing that with us.

Now that Maya Angelou has passed, I consider it my civic duty to do so, whenever possible lest poetry disappear from our national spirit.

Cheers. - Frank

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MissTerraK

10 years ago

Yikes!

Frank, darlin', if that is what brings you joy in the morning, you really need to start living life a bit more, take notice of the beauty around you, and shift your focus.

I can't imagine my joy being reduced to acknowledging that my bowels and bladder were functioning correctly.

Try titillating your senses with a nice hot cup of coffee out on the deck while listening to the song birds sing with joy that a new day has dawned while the sun gently warms you and the vast array of vibrantly colored flowers envelop you with sweet smelling aromas! Ahhh! Now that is my morning joy!

Terra

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BigFrank

Banned 10 years ago

Originally Posted by MissTerraK

Yikes!

Frank, darlin', if that is what brings you joy in the morning, you really need to start living life a bit more, take notice of the beauty around you, and shift your focus.

I can't imagine my joy being reduced to acknowledging that my bowels and bladder were functioning correctly.

Try titillating your senses with a nice hot cup of coffee out on the deck while listening to the song birds sing with joy that a new day has dawned while the sun gently warms you and the vast array of vibrantly colored flowers envelop you with sweet smelling aromas! Ahhh! Now that is my morning joy!

Terra

Well, apparently no one gets the joke. lol

5:00 Pee.

5:30 Poop

6:00 Wake-up. Get it???

That joke is probably still being told in the Borscht Belt.

Try titillating your senses with a nice hot cup of coffee

Already had my Hawaiian Kona, TYVM.

sweet smelling aromas!

Right - I mentioned 'poop.'

This reminds me of the time that I made a post in the Copywriting Forum over the holidays. It was titled, "Copywriting Mistakes You Should Never Make," and contained a series of ludicrous suggestions like:

4. Eschew ampersands & abbreviations, etc.

5. Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are unnecessary.

You have no idea at the uproar that post created which led me to believe that copywriters are devoid of any sense of humor as well as taking themselves and their avocation, much to seriously. People actually complained that there were things on the list that they did not agree with, (so much for their copywriting expertise) and ultimately the Mods pulled the post thinking that my contribution did not provide relevant content - or some such nonsense.

It's a beautiful Saturday morning here on Laurel Lake. I'm thrilled to have once again woken up, regardless of what I may discover in my undies.

Am I really that hard to get??? Hard to fathom as I am such a simple soul or simpleton, depending on your point of view.

Cheers. - Frank

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MissTerraK

10 years ago

Originally Posted by BigFrank

Well, apparently no one gets the joke. lol

5:00 Pee.

5:30 Poop

6:00 Wake-up. Get it???

That joke is probably still being told in the Borscht Belt.

Already had my Hawaiian Kona, TYVM.

Right - I mentioned 'poop.'

This reminds me of the time that I made a post in the Copywriting Forum over the holidays. It was titled, "Copywriting Mistakes You Should Never Make," and contained a series of ludicrous suggestions like:

4. Eschew ampersands & abbreviations, etc.

5. Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are unnecessary.

You have no idea at the uproar that post created which led me to believe that copywriters are devoid of any sense of humor as well as taking themselves and their avocation, much to seriously. People actually complained that there were things on the list that they did not agree with, (so much for their copywriting expertise) and ultimately the Mods pulled the post thinking that my contribution did not provide relevant content - or some such nonsense.

It's a beautiful Saturday morning here on Laurel Lake. I'm thrilled to have once again woken up, regardless of what I may discover in my undies.

Am I really that hard to get??? Hard to fathom as I am such a simple soul or simpleton, depending on your point of view.

Cheers. - Frank

LOL Frank!

Sorry I didn't get it.

Perhaps it is because after working in the medical field so long, I know that as men get older, their prostate gland can enlarge causing them to have to get up often through the night to pee and they fall right back asleep after relieving themselves. And why not with poo too?

I thought you meant you awoke at 6:00 am for good, to start the day, not just for potty purposes. That made sense to me.

Terra

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BigFrank Banned 10 years ago

Originally Posted by MissTerraK

I thought you meant you awoke at 6:00 am for good, to start the day, not just for potty purposes. That made sense to me. Terra

That'll teach you. lol Never let experience and intelligence get in the way of good potty humor.

Cheers. - Frank
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ThomM

10 years ago

Originally Posted by BigFrank

Well, apparently no one gets the joke. lol

5:00 Pee.

5:30 Poop

6:00 Wake-up. Get it???

That joke is probably still being told in the Borscht Belt.

Already had my Hawaiian Kona, TYVM.

Right - I mentioned 'poop.'

This reminds me of the time that I made a post in the Copywriting Forum over the holidays. It was titled, "Copywriting Mistakes You Should Never Make," and contained a series of ludicrous suggestions like:

4. Eschew ampersands & abbreviations, etc.

5. Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are unnecessary.

You have no idea at the uproar that post created which led me to believe that copywriters are devoid of any sense of humor as well as taking themselves and their avocation, much to seriously. People actually complained that there were things on the list that they did not agree with, (so much for their copywriting expertise) and ultimately the Mods pulled the post thinking that my contribution did not provide relevant content - or some such nonsense.

It's a beautiful Saturday morning here on Laurel Lake. I'm thrilled to have once again woken up, regardless of what I may discover in my undies.

Am I really that hard to get??? Hard to fathom as I am such a simple soul or simpleton, depending on your point of view.

Cheers. - Frank

I got it Frank, but then I have the same morning routine

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BigFrank Banned 10 years ago

Originally Posted by ThomM

I got it Frank, but then I have the same morning routine

ATTENTION!!! Clean up in aisle 6.

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whateverpedia 10 years ago

Originally Posted by BigFrank

Well, apparently no one gets the joke. lol

I did get the joke, my comment still stands.
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- BigFrank Banned 10 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by whateverpedia
  
  I did get the joke, my comment still stands.
  
  Your sad lack of a sense of humor is duly noted.
  
  Cheers. - Frank
  
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  whateverpedia 10 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by BigFrank
  
  Your sad lack of a sense of humor is duly noted.
  
  Cheers. - Frank
  
  It was funny the first time I heard it, back in the 4th Century BC.
  
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  Why do garden gnomes smell so bad?
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  BigFrank Banned 10 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by whateverpedia
  
  It was funny the first time I heard it, back in the 4th Century BC.
  
  OK. If you're telling me that I'm older than dirt, I stand guilty as charged.
  
  Cheers. - Frank
  
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bizgrower

10 years ago

I did not get it at first because my morning ritual is more like Terra originally thought.
Hit the bathroom and go back to sleep

TMI, of course.

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SteveJohnson

10 years ago

My morning joy is waking up above ground...

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BigFrank Banned 10 years ago

Originally Posted by SteveJohnson

My morning joy is waking up above ground...

Yes - that is the American Express card of life. It has its advantages.

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  If I'm looking at the green side of the grass - it's all good.
  
  Never let experience and intelligence get in the way of good potty humor.
  
  No danger of that happening here.
  
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Jacqueline Smith

10 years ago

LOL....I must stop drinking tea when I read your posts....my screen's tired of the abuse.

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HeySal

10 years ago

The Borscht Belt? Now THAT'S funny.

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BigFrank Banned 10 years ago

Originally Posted by HeySal

The Borscht Belt? Now THAT'S funny.

Surely you know that there actually is such a thing in the Catskill Mountains, also commonly referred to as the 'Jewish Alps?'

Cheers. - Frank
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1234nasir

10 years ago

dear..... you don't have any other thing to enjoy and happiness by discussing bowel movement in the morning?

Originally Posted by BigFrank

It's the small things in life that should truly make us happy. Take my mornings for example.

Every morning at around 5 AM I urinate profusely.

Then, at around 5:30 I have a huge bowel movement.

Then, at around 6 AM I awaken, bright-eyed and bushy-tailed.

Cheers. - Frank

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BigFrank Banned 10 years ago

Originally Posted by 1234nasir

dear..... you don't have any other thing to enjoy and happiness by discussing bowel movement in the morning?

No. Sorry. That's all I got, although I don't what could be more meaningful.

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