Probably the only time he'll ever be inside one

tagiscom 10 years ago

I shudder to think of what rituals will take place there at 3am?

Only 22 firefighters, l heard a few hundred wanted to help, but had to be held back with whips!

Here is an update, on the sculpture!
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10 years ago

Rumor has it the student's first name is . . . no, it's too easy. I just can't do it.

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10 years ago

It's a boy! We need a pair of forceps!

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10 years ago

Ha funny. The guy who got stuck in a giant vagina now looks like a massive d!ck.

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Richard Van 10 years ago

Originally Posted by derekwong28

Originally Posted by alistair

Ha funny. The guy who got stuck in a giant vagina now looks like a massive d!ck.

Actually, in the above image he's barely touching the sides.

I'd have argue against the term 'massive'.

That lady garden on the other hand is massive.
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  That lady garden on the other hand is massive.
  
  The statue is actually a direct mold of Kim Kardashian's lady bits.
  
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  The statue is actually a direct mold of Kim Kardashian's lady bits.
  
  Oh.
  
  Far smaller statue than I anticipated then.
  
  That bloke must be enormous.
  
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  The statue is actually a direct mold of Kim Kardashian's lady bits.
  
  Thank God! I thought I was just small.
  
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Originally Posted by alistair

Ha funny. The guy who got stuck in a giant vagina now looks like a massive d!ck.

Looking at the relative size in the pic, he looks more like, how you say, "a g spot"?
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It would be at least the 2nd time for him, I'd reckon.

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10 years ago

Any truth to the rumors a cheap bottle of booze to "loosen up" the statue and a bucket of KY were used to help free the young man?

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Originally Posted by Kurt

Any truth to the rumors a cheap bottle of booze to "loosen up" the statue and a bucket of KY were used to help free the young man?

I heard that one of the firefighters casually mentioned they saw Claude in the vicinity and the statue dried up and crumbled into dust.
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  I heard that one of the firefighters casually mentioned they saw Claude in the vicinty and the statue dried up and crumbled into dust.
  
  It probably had a very bad case of clawed urea itch.
  
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Originally Posted by Kurt

Any truth to the rumors a cheap bottle of booze to "loosen up" the statue and a bucket of KY were used to help free the young man?

KY?
Australia has Kentucky Fried Chicken?
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  KY?
  Australia has Kentucky Fried Chicken?
  
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  KY?
  Australia has Kentucky Fried Chicken?
  
  KY jelly. Be sure to try it on peanut butter and jelly sandwiches or on toasted english muffins. It will be like having a party in your mouth.
  
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10 years ago

Had he used a hair dryer in there, he might have been able to bake a huge loaf of bread.

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10 years ago

Originally Posted by Dan Riffle

I've said it before and I'll say it again: We've got to get you a girl, Shane.

Hmmm, l don't think that l want to know what KY, is now, obviously not fast food?

As for the girl part, if you find one on Amazon let me know!

Needs to have a 60 day money back guarantee, and speaks Australian, although some American accents are pretty sexy!

And not, watch a B grade US movie with someone from England trying to pass themselves off as Australian type!

Yuck!

Australians can always tell, and, well lets, say a bucket on stanby is a good idea!

Or a Steve Irwin standin, don't want someone who, slaps their knee all the time, and says, Gudday Mate, all the time, l would throw a stamp on their foreheads, and send them back for a refund!

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Originally Posted by tagiscom

Needs to have a 60 day money back guarantee

Trust me, Shane, there's never any money back. Sometimes you even have to keep paying after they leave...and I'm not just talking about money.
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10 years ago

Originally Posted by tagiscom

Hmmm, l don't think that l want to know what KY, is now, obviously not fast food?

KFC is the fast food you're thinking of (Kentucky Fried Chicken before they changed the name). KY is the abbreviation for Kentucky, or as Kurt said, KY jelly, only um . . . well, never mind. Let us know how it tastes. I'm sure I speak for many here when I say I've never tried it.

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10 years ago

I've tasted KY jelly before. The taste isn't that great but it all depends what it is on when you taste it.

There are flavored "jellys" though which include flavors such as Kiwi Strawberry, Passionate Fruit Punch, Raspberry Pomegranate, Wild Blueberry, Sweet Cherry, Juicy Watermelon and even bacon. Yep, bacon.

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10 years ago

Originally Posted by TimPhelan

I've tasted KY jelly before. The taste isn't that great but it all depends what it is on when you taste it.

There are flavored "jellys" though which include flavors such as Kiwi Strawberry, Passionate Fruit Punch, Raspberry Pomegranate, Wild Blueberry, Sweet Cherry, Juicy Watermelon and even bacon. Yep, bacon.

And no fried chicken? Seems like an obvious 'hole' in their marketing.

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10 years ago

Shane -

Follow Claude's advice - and you'll be shouting in a higher key.

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10 years ago

Originally Posted by Dan Riffle

Trust me, Shane, there's never any money back. Sometimes you even have to keep paying after they leave...and I'm not just talking about money.

He, he! I may have to contact my bank and do a chargeback?

Originally Posted by Kurt

KY jelly. Be sure to try it on peanut butter and jelly sandwiches or on toasted english muffins. It will be like having a party in your mouth.

Oooookkkk?

Originally Posted by Dennis Gaskill

KFC is the fast food you're thinking of (Kentucky Fried Chicken before they changed the name). KY is the abbreviation for Kentucky, or as Kurt said, KY jelly, only um . . . well, never mind. Let us know how it tastes. I'm sure I speak for many here when I say I've never tried it.

Ok, l think that l know what the K stands for now?

Originally Posted by TimPhelan

I've tasted KY jelly before. The taste isn't that great but it all depends what it is on when you taste it.

There are flavored "jellys" though which include flavors such as Kiwi Strawberry, Passionate Fruit Punch, Raspberry Pomegranate, Wild Blueberry, Sweet Cherry, Juicy Watermelon and even bacon. Yep, bacon.

So it isn't finger-lickin-good then?

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Shane; KY is the abbreviation for Kentucky. It's where they make Bourbon and KY jelly.

KY jelly is a taste treat that women like as a gift.

So, if you want to impress a girl, just say "I brought the Bourbon and KY, what do you say?"

And she will melt in your arms.
No really, it's perfectly harmless.

(Tomorrow we get Shane yelling "Hey! KY doesn't mean what you told me!")

Hmmm, l think l know what it means now, and l will give Kentucky a miss, when l come over, too many hillbillies and KY!

I will just stay with Disneyland and walking around it at 3am! I am sure the locals will be friendly???

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Shane -

Follow Claude's advice - and you'll be shouting in a higher key.

He, he, yep, l know what it means now!

If l stay with women that are already turned on, then it shouldn't be necessary!

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10 years ago

The great thing about Aussies is, like the Cockneys, they have a lot of rhyming slang so I suspect in Oz they have an abbreviated form of the word.

I think I once heard "Sheila Jello" and was in a pub in Munduberra when I over heard one fella tell his mate "My old missus ain't what she was once, I have to plaster on the jello first and promise her one of me beers for after. It's a bloody nightmare I tell ya".

Seriously, I actually heard that.

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10 years ago

Originally Posted by Richard Van

The great thing about Aussies is, like the Cockneys, they have a lot of rhyming slang so I suspect in Oz they have an abbreviated form of the word.

I think I once heard "Sheila Jello" and was in a pub in Munduberra when I over heard one fella tell his mate "My old missus ain't was she was once, I have to plaster on the jello first and promise her one of me beers for after. It's a bloody nightmare I tell ya".

Seriously, I actually heard that.

Yep, you have to go to a pub, preferably in Australia's center, (or about 1000 kms, from anywhere, except an Uranium mine) to get a sence of a real Australian!

Probably explains why l stay where l am, or go to the Gold Coast when l can, (For US members, the Gold Coast has a lot of pretend amusement parks, or good copies of Universal).

But l am not bitching, it is a lot cheaper!

The other reason is l don't want an angry Crocodile or psychotic Kangaroo, getting thrown on my lap!

Or worse still having a wombat, drinking my beer; hate that!!!

PS there is no abbreviation apart from, "Hmmm, l wish they would stop passing a cocky, British dude of as Australian"!

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10 years ago

Originally Posted by tagiscom

PS there is no abbreviation apart from, "Hmmm, l wish they would stop passing a cocky, British dude of as Australian"!

Did you mean cocky or cockney, which I said?

For the record when I was in Miami, not a day went past when someone didn't ask me where I lived in Australia.

I used to say Paris just to cause confusion.

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10 years ago

Originally Posted by Richard Van

For the record when I was in Miami, not a day went past when someone didn't ask me where I lived in Australia.

Well, that's a compliment, isn't it? I always thought Aussies were just Brits with bigger balls.

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Richard Van 10 years ago

Originally Posted by Dan Riffle

Well, that's a compliment, isn't it? I always thought Aussies were just Brits with bigger balls.

That's what I always thought about Canadians.

When will you learn over there Britain is made up of three and a half countries. England, Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland (depending who you ask in Northern Ireland).

Soon Scotland will leave and we won't be Brits any more, we'll be the Former United Kingdom, or FUK for short.

I can only assume you fancy Shane after that comment.
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10 years ago

Originally Posted by Dan Riffle

Well, that's a compliment, isn't it? I always thought Aussies were just Brits with bigger balls.

Be honest, were you drooling when you typed that?

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10 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

Be honest, were you drooling when you typed that?

Drooling in anticipation of Richard's response. He didn't let down.

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10 years ago

Originally Posted by Richard Van

Did you mean cocky or cockney, which I said?

For the record when I was in Miami, not a day went past when someone didn't ask me where I lived in Australia.

I used to say Paris just to cause confusion.

Interesting! I went to a coffee shop close to wear l live, and there was someone working there with a distinctive, upper class English accent!

She was on a working visa, for the last 6 months! So even upper class Brits will get found out eventually!

Cockney!

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Well, that's a compliment, isn't it? I always thought Aussies were just Brits with bigger balls.

Arrrrmmmm, ok! And you think l need a girlfriend!!!!!

Originally Posted by Richard Van

That's what I always thought about Canadians.

I thought that Canada was so cold or snowed under that their shopping centres are below ground?

Best that l don't say anymore!

When will you learn over there Britain is made up of three and a half countries. England, Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland (depending who you ask in Northern Ireland).

Soon Scotland will leave and we won't be Brits any more, we'll be the Former United Kingdom, or FUK for short.

I can only assume you fancy Shane after that comment.

Hmmmm, fancy me????

But maybe changing it to, this would help?

Former United Kingdom of the Multinational Enigma?

School kids would love that one, Mommy, l learned about this country today,.......!

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Originally Posted by tagiscom

Hmmm, l don't think that l want to know what KY, is now, obviously not fast food?

Shane; KY is the abbreviation for Kentucky. It's where they make Bourbon and KY jelly.

KY jelly is a taste treat that women like as a gift.

So, if you want to impress a girl, just say "I brought the Bourbon and KY, what do you say?"

And she will melt in your arms.
No really, it's perfectly harmless.

(Tomorrow we get Shane yelling "Hey! KY doesn't mean what you told me!")
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10 years ago

As I saw said somewhere else... It WOULD have to be an American to do that.

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10 years ago

I'm still reeling at the thought of bacon flavor KY. I'd love to be a fly on the wall in that brainstorming session...

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Originally Posted by R1Aim

I'm still reeling at the thought of bacon flavor KY. I'd love to be a fly on the wall in that brainstorming session...

The company actually put it out as an April fools joke but people kept on placing orders long after April so they continued making it. I don't know though, to me the wrong animal instincts could take over at the wrong time and someone could get hurt. Same thing with Fried Chicken flavor.
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