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"Computers in the future may weigh no more than 1.5 tons." --Popular Mechanics, forecasting the relentless march of science, 1949


"I think there is a world market for maybe five computers." --Thomas Watson, chairman of IBM, 1943


"I have traveled the length and breadth of this country and talked with the best people, and I can assure you that data processing is a fad that won't last out the year." --The editor in charge of business books for Prentice Hall, 1957


"But what ... is it good for?" --Engineer at the Advanced Computing Systems Division of IBM, 1968, commenting on the microchip.


"There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home." --Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977


"This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us." --Western Union internal memo, 1876.


"The wireless music box has no imaginable commercial value. Who would pay for a message sent to nobody in particular?" --David Sarnoff's associates in response to his urgings for investment in the radio in the 1920s.


"The concept is interesting and well-formed, but in order to earn better than a 'C,' the idea must be feasible." --A Yale University management professor in response to Fred Smith's paper proposing reliable overnight delivery service. (Smith went on to found Federal Express Corp.)


"Who the hell wants to hear actors talk?" --H.M. Warner, Warner Brothers, 1927.


"I'm just glad it'll be Clark Gable who's falling on his face and not Gary Cooper." --Gary Cooper on his decision not to take the leading role in "Gone With The Wind."


"A cookie store is a bad idea. Besides, the market research reports say America likes crispy cookies, not soft and chewy cookies like you make." --Response to Debbi Fields' idea of starting Mrs. Fields' Cookies.


"We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out." --Decca Recording Co. rejecting the Beatles, 1962.


"Stocks have reached what looks like a permanently high plateau." --Irving Fisher, Professor of Economics, Yale University, 1929.


"Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value." --Marechal Ferdinand Foch, Professor of Strategy, Ecole Superieure de Guerre.


"Everything that can be invented has been invented." --Charles H. Duell, Commissioner, U.S. Office of Patents, 1899.

Karen
  • Profile picture of the author spookylilgir
    "There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home." --Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977
    lol and here i am with 5 hooked up
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  • Profile picture of the author Thomas
    Originally Posted by Dhrousha View Post

    "Computers in the future may weigh no more than 1.5 tons." --Popular Mechanics, forecasting the relentless march of science, 1949


    "I think there is a world market for maybe five computers." --Thomas Watson, chairman of IBM, 1943
    You could argue that those 2 are actually correct: Computers don't weight more than 1.5 tonnes, and there is a market for at least 5 computers in the world!
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  • Profile picture of the author Gaby10
    "Everything that can be invented has been invented." --Charles H. Duell, Commissioner, U.S. Office of Patents, 1899.



    I'm so glad that I've never believed that. There's always new stuff under the sun...
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    • Profile picture of the author iPhone Fan
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      • Profile picture of the author Thomas
        Originally Posted by iPhone Fan View Post

        Supercomputers will achieve one human brain capacity by 2010, and personal computers will do so by about 2020.
        And Skynet will nuke us all on 1st Jan 2021.
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  • Profile picture of the author bluefoot
    Originally Posted by Dhrousha View Post

    "Everything that can be invented has been invented." --Charles H. Duell, Commissioner, U.S. Office of Patents, 1899.

    Karen
    Nice list Karen.

    If this one wasn't here, I was going to add it. It's a classic.
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  • Profile picture of the author Michael Motley
    "Damn thats a lot of indians
    General Custer
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  • Profile picture of the author Thomas
    "They couldn't hit an elephant at this distance." - Major General John Sedgwick, United States Union Army, a few seconds before being shot dead by a Confederate marksman several hundred yards away.
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  • Profile picture of the author uncle randy 71
    with all of these old quotes about technology, I wonder what people will be laughing at 50 years from now about what we said???
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