I Like Cooking My Family And My Pets

by Steven Wagenheim

Posted: 10 years ago 9 replies

OFF TOPIC

See, this is what happens when you don't do this...

"I like cooking, my family, and my pets."

This was just too funny not to share.

Use commas, don't be a psycho. LOL

Richard Van 10 years ago

Sorry, is there something wrong with eating your family and/or pets?
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Wibble, bark, my old man's a mushroom etc...
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sr.20 10 years ago

If survival depended on it who gets eaten first ...
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travlinguy 10 years ago

Let's eat Uncle Bill!
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laurencewins 10 years ago

You're a cannibal
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Cheers, Laurence.
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- tagiscom 10 years ago
  
  I would never cook my family or my pets!
  
  Now where is my bowl of Soylent green?
  
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  Archimedes Forum, Sign up l won't bite
  
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garyv 10 years ago

Do chia pets count?
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Alast 10 years ago

Grammar: the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit.
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- tagiscom 10 years ago
  
  Or the difference between a bowel or cornflakes, and bowl....!
  
  Or a loin tamer, and lion tamer?
  
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laurencewins 10 years ago

I only boil my family and I bake my pets. I don't like them fried as it's unhealthy.
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Cheers, Laurence.
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