Man goes in for circumcision comes out without his penis

10 years ago

First I have to wonder why a grown man would think it's a good idea to put a sharp object that close to his penis.

Second I have to wonder if they can do a successful circumcision on a baby, how small was his penis to begin with.

Third I'm really starting to like typing the word penis. This scares me.

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Kay King 10 years ago

Don't believe everything you read. The hospital said there was NO surgery of any kind on this man - they have counter sued because his lawyer filed the claim without waiting to check the hospital records for truth of the claim.

This was posted about a week ago here - and the funniest part is this

The lawsuit said that Banks, who is married, did not recall the precise date of the incident but believed it occurred in June.

So - in July - he "thinks" it happened a month earlier in June but he's not sure. That's something a man would quickly forget, right?
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10 years ago

Originally Posted by ThomM

First I have to wonder why a grown man would think it's a good idea to put a sharp object that close to his penis.

Second I have to wonder if they can do a successful circumcision on a baby, how small was his penis to begin with.

Third I'm really starting to like typing the word penis. This scares me.

The idea that he can't recall a recent month IS suspicious. But circumcisions are done on males of ALL ages. There are a couple medical conditions, it might be due to his wifes preference, or because he believes the hype or converts to judiasm, and he might get it. Of course the medical community has spread propaganda so, in the US, BABY boys are almost FORCED to have it.(at least in like the 1940s-1970s, IIRC)

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Kay King

10 years ago

Or he might be pi**ing in the wind? Oh wait, he can't do that, can he?

The hospital said there are NO records on this man - he didn't have any surgery there. So can we assume he not only forget when but also forgot where?

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ThomM

10 years ago

Originally Posted by Kay King

Or he might be pi**ing in the wind? Oh wait, he can't do that, can he?

The hospital said there are NO records on this man - he didn't have any surgery there. So can we assume he not only forget when but also forgot where?

In fairness Kay, having your penis cut off is not something a man wants to remember

I've got to wonder how the hell you fake having your penis cut off.

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Kay King 10 years ago

I figure the wife did it in a rage - and then they figured maybe they could profit from the story - the story needs work, though.

Or maybe he had a wee wonka to begin with.
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10 years ago

Originally Posted by ThomM

First I have to wonder why a grown man would think it's a good idea to put a sharp object that close to his penis.

Second I have to wonder if they can do a successful circumcision on a baby, how small was his penis to begin with.

Third I'm really starting to like typing the word penis. This scares me.

There do seem to be some advantages to circumcision, eg reducing the rate of contraction and spread of some diseases.(*1) But it is definitely a procedure that has risks. Botched circumcisions on male babies also happen (*2). I also think people are delusional if they don't believe that the operation, however successful, wouldn't have any traumatic effect on babies.

*1 Circumcision and HIV - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia, Circumcision: Learn the Pros and Cons of This Common Surgery
*2 Botched Circumcision Horror Stories - Fathering Magazine Reference

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ThomM

10 years ago

Originally Posted by thunderbird

There do seem to be some advantages to circumcision, eg reducing the rate of contraction and spread of some diseases.(*1) But it is definitely a procedure that has risks. Botched circumcisions on male babies also happen (*2). I also think people are delusional if they don't believe that the operation, however successful, wouldn't have any traumatic effect on babies.

*1 Circumcision and HIV - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia, Circumcision: Learn the Pros and Cons of This Common Surgery
*2 Botched Circumcision Horror Stories - Fathering Magazine Reference

Just logic tells me this type of surgery will have some risks.
I'm a little leery of the first link. My first thought was washing your penis after sex would be just as good.
I know it's not done as much in Europe as it is here where the parents are either pressured into it or they have that doctor always knows best mind set.
As I know from my father (who wasn't circumcised) proper hygiene will prevent all if not most problems with being uncircumcised.

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10 years ago

Maybe they thought it was a pimple and oxycuted it.

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10 years ago

So much for "just a little off the top".

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Kay King 10 years ago

I've always like the phrase "a village is missing it's idiot"

This story could coin a new phrase - "a whacker missing its tally"
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  There are much worse things to happen than losing your Penis.
  
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  yukon Banned 10 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by discrat
  
  There are much worse things to happen than losing your Penis.
  
  I think ?
  
  Like finding it after you've lost it?
  
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  discrat 10 years ago
  
  This sounds really bad but I honestly think there are a lot of guys that would soon just die.
  
  I know it sounds superficial but just a gut reaction a lot of guys would have.
  
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  ThomM 10 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by discrat
  
  There are much worse things to happen than losing your Penis.
  
  I think ?
  
  Yeah like standing in front of the toilet trying to find something to aim when you need to whiz real bad
  
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10 years ago

He would not be welcome on my wagon train.

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tagiscom

10 years ago

Originally Posted by discrat

This sounds really bad but I honestly think there are a lot of guys that would soon just die.

I know it sounds superficial but just a gut reaction a lot of guys would have.

And I am not saying I am necessarily not one of those guys lol

Yes, l would consider jumping off the nearest bridge, but would probably end up living in a cave somewhere?

Slowing become resentful and bitter, then probably do myself in later?
Hypothetically speaking!

This guy might be able to get a transplant, if they can take a hand from someone and successfully put it on someone else, then it should be possible.

Obviously he would have to take drugs for the rest of his life, but it is an option!

Probably best to grab the cash, then register for that!

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