What's Your 3rd Person Self-Description?

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Mine is:
Looks like a thug, thinks like a geek.

(Why in 3rd person? Because that's a geeky thing to do)
  • Profile picture of the author HeySal
    If I had to see myself through someone else's eyes and give a description, I guess the one that best would describe both negative and positive onlookers would be:

    Yikes.
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    • Profile picture of the author thunderbird
      Originally Posted by HeySal View Post

      If I had to see myself through someone else's eyes and give a description, I guess the one that best would describe both negative and positive onlookers would be:

      Yikes.
      That's funny. I'm getting funny visuals from that but I doubt they resemble reality, lol.
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      • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
        In a word...

        Hyperbole, lol!


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        • Profile picture of the author thunderbird
          Originally Posted by MissTerraK View Post

          In a word...

          Hyperbole, lol!


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          You're the gal who beats up dudes, right?

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          • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
            Originally Posted by thunderbird View Post


            Ha! Only predators when the adrenaline is running high and when acting on pure survival instinct.

            I find it more fun and less dangerous to beat up dudes with words.

            Oh, by the way, someone needs to animate some shorts on that girl!


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            • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
              Originally Posted by MissTerraK View Post


              Oh, by the way, someone needs to animate some shorts on that girl!


              Terra
              Terra; Don't you watch TV? Women cops inspect crime scenes in their nightgown. I laugh out loud when I see detectives, inspectors, lawyers...on TV, wearing something that would get her thrown out of a Walmart.

              My 3rd person description?

              Self satisfied, sarcastic, witty, inflexible, intolerant, salesman.

              Now that I wrote it out, it doesn't sound all that nice.
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              • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
                Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

                Self satisfied, sarcastic, witty, inflexible, intolerant, salesman.

                Now that I wrote it out, it doesn't sound all that nice.

                That's what makes it accurate.
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                • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
                  Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

                  That's what makes it accurate.
                  "sniff.....sniff......."

                  I forgot to list that I have a heart...and you just broke it.
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              • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
                Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

                Terra; Don't you watch TV? Women cops inspect crime scenes in their nightgown. I laugh out loud when I see detectives, inspectors, lawyers...on TV, wearing something that would get her thrown out of a Walmart.

                My 3rd person description?

                Self satisfied, sarcastic, witty, inflexible, intolerant, salesman.

                Now that I wrote it out, it doesn't sound all that nice.
                Busted! Ah, no, not so much. I can hardly find anything worth watching on TV these days. I'd much rather read or come here and talk to you fine people. You're all so much more entertaining. =)


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              • Profile picture of the author thunderbird
                Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

                Terra; Don't you watch TV? Women cops inspect crime scenes in their nightgown. I laugh out loud when I see detectives, inspectors, lawyers...on TV, wearing something that would get her thrown out of a Walmart.

                My 3rd person description?

                Self satisfied, sarcastic, witty, inflexible, intolerant, salesman.

                Now that I wrote it out, it doesn't sound all that nice.
                This is outrageous! Are you going to sue them for stealing your life story?
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            • Profile picture of the author thunderbird
              Originally Posted by MissTerraK View Post

              Ha! Only predators when the adrenaline is running high and when acting on pure survival instinct.

              I find it more fun and less dangerous to beat up dudes with words.

              Oh, by the way, someone needs to animate some shorts on that girl!


              Terra
              I didn't search hard. Those anime-creation geeks are clothing challenged, it seems. Anime girls with pants...ah here's one.

              I just noticed to unfortunate ending to that video. Sheesh, its almost as hard to find videos of fully clothed anime girls as it is to find one of Lady Gaga fully clothed.
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      • Profile picture of the author HeySal
        Originally Posted by thunderbird View Post

        That's funny. I'm getting funny visuals from that but I doubt they resemble reality, lol.
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      You don't actually mention the cigars, then? (Probably very wise ...).
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    Tall, confident, nice smile. Geeky in some settings, suave in others. Experiences vivid hallucinations, especially when visiting OT forum. Loves animals and apple pie, for dinner, that is.
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  • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
    Here's mine:

    Self-destructive, gutter-minded idiot who lacks a sufficient filter. Abhors small talk and vacuum cleaner salesmen.
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    • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
      Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

      Here's mine:

      Self-destructive, gutter-minded idiot who lacks a sufficient filter. Abhors small talk and vacuum cleaner salesmen.
      You mean you're an oxymoron with out the oxy. Oxy is clean and you just admitted you're gutter-minded, so I guess that just leaves moron. = P


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      • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
        Originally Posted by MissTerraK View Post

        You mean you're an oxymoron with out the oxy. Oxy is clean and you just admitted you're gutter-minded, so I guess that just leaves moron. = P


        Terra
        I confessed to being an idiot, not a moron.


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        • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
          Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

          I confessed to being an idiot, not a moron.
          Meh...

          Same thing...

          idiot: noun
          informal
          a stupid person.

          synonyms: fool, ass, halfwit, dunce, dolt, ignoramus, cretin, moron, imbecile, simpleton =D


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          • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
            Originally Posted by MissTerraK View Post

            Meh...

            Same thing...

            idiot: noun
            informal
            a stupid person.

            synonyms: fool, ass, halfwit, dunce, dolt, ignoramus, cretin, moron, imbecile, simpleton =D


            Terra
            <sigh> Must I teach you everything?

            What Is the Difference Between a Moron, Imbecile and Idiot?

            If you're going to insult me, you need to be more insulting than I am to myself. Come on, Terra. You're better than this.
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            • Profile picture of the author ThomM
              Bat shit crazy.
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              • Profile picture of the author HeySal
                Originally Posted by ThomM View Post

                Bat shit crazy.
                Actually, that's not how I see ya. I think you're scarily sane. Just not in a way that most people would recognize.
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                • Profile picture of the author ThomM
                  Originally Posted by HeySal View Post

                  Actually, that's not how I see ya. I think you're scarily sane. Just not in a way that most people would recognize.
                  Geez Sal, I don't know if sane has ever even visited my family
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                  • Profile picture of the author HeySal
                    Originally Posted by ThomM View Post

                    Geez Sal, I don't know if sane has ever even visited my family
                    I think mayhaps it's "them and not you". I have to look at it that way because I find you really sane, and if you're not..........well...............
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            • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
              Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

              <sigh> Must I teach you everything?

              What Is the Difference Between a Moron, Imbecile and Idiot?

              If you're going to insult me, you need to be more insulting than I am to myself. Come on, Terra. You're better than this.


              Well, that explains everything!

              First of all, I'm not a geek and secondly, I find that I don't put much credence into anything anyone says who doesn't know the difference between mental capacities and shiny elementary substances.

              Quoted from your link...

              Signs of metal disability may begin with young children who crawl or walk or sit up later than their peers. They may also have a harder time memorizing information, speaking and interacting socially with other children.

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              • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
                Originally Posted by MissTerraK View Post



                Well, that explains everything!

                First of all, I'm not a geek and secondly, I find that I don't put much credence into anything anyone says who doesn't know the difference between mental capacities and shiny elementary substances.

                Quoted from your link...
                Signs of metal disability may begin with young children who crawl or walk or sit up later than their peers. They may also have a harder time memorizing information, speaking and interacting socially with other children.

                Terra
                Riffle had ill fitting braces as a child. That was the first sign of his Metal Disability.
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                  Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

                  Riffle had ill fitting braces as a child. That was the first sign of his Metal Disability.
                  Does that mean that now they are out, he's got a metal deficiency?
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      • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
        Originally Posted by MissTerraK View Post

        You mean you're an oxymoron with out the oxy. Oxy is clean and you just admitted you're gutter-minded, so I guess that just leaves moron. = P


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        Terra Just got elected to the position of "Claude's favorite woman, who is married, but not to Claude, and Claude only knows her through a forum".


        The competition was fierce.

        I should send Riffle a diaper, because he just wet himself.
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    • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
      Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

      Here's mine:

      Self-destructive, gutter-minded idiot who lacks a sufficient filter. Abhors small talk and vacuum cleaner salesmen.
      Is that why you talk to me? Because I'm bigger than you?

      And if you lack a filter, we are having a sale on filters this week.

      And you are obviously very self aware....the word "lacks" about sums it up.


      Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

      <sigh> Must I teach you everything?

      What Is the Difference Between a Moron, Imbecile and Idiot?

      If you're going to insult me, you need to be more insulting than I am to myself. Come on, Terra. You're better than this.
      Terra; when it comes to information on Morons, Imbeciles and Idiots, trust me...Riffle's an expert. Heck he was one of the three test subjects they used to make the distinction.
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    • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
      Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

      Here's mine:

      Self-destructive, gutter-minded idiot who lacks a sufficient filter. Abhors small talk and vacuum cleaner salesmen.
      Dan; It's good to see that you are humble. But you many have inadvertently said something hurtful, that you are unaware of.

      You said that you abhor vacuum cleaner salesman. I know you didn't consider this..but I'm actually a vacuum cleaner salesman.

      And, if I didn't know what a gentle soul you are, I might think you were saying it purposely, as a slam on me.

      Anyway, you didn't mean any harm. But please be more careful in the future. You can hurt people with your words.
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  • Profile picture of the author jameyson72
    Originally Posted by thunderbird View Post

    Mine is:
    Looks like a thug, thinks like a geek.

    (Why in 3rd person? Because that's a geeky thing to do)
    Interesting, that's exactly how I'd describe myself...
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  • Profile picture of the author Dennis Gaskill
    'fess up, Adam. You started this thread just to have an excuse to post cartoons, didn't you?

    Looks like a thug, thinks like a geek.
    You're also very imaginative.
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      • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
        Okay, I have to give you kudos for the Claude cartoon! =D

        Haha! So what are you saying about me, TB?

        That my 3rd person description should be something like...

        "Looks like a Southern Belle; acts like a bada$$ heathen chick? LOL!


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        • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
          Originally Posted by MissTerraK View Post

          Okay, I have to give you kudos for the Claude cartoon! =D

          Haha! So what are you saying about me, TB?

          That my 3rd person description should be something like...

          "Looks like a Southern Belle; acts like a bada$$ heathen chick? LOL!


          Terra
          Yes Terra. When I think of the word "Bad A$$ Heathen Chick", yours is the first image I see.

          I also suspect that your definition of "bad a$$" includes taking a chicken out of the oven 5 minutes early. Or not wearing white on Sunday.

          I said the word 'Boob" once, and you went into a coma for three weeks.

          (I'm joking, dear lady. These are actually things I say to my adorable wife.)
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          • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
            Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

            Yes Terra. When I think of the word "Bad A$$ Heathen Chick", yours is the first image I see.

            I also suspect that your definition of "bad a$$" includes taking a chicken out of the oven 5 minutes early. Or not wearing white on Sunday.

            I said the word 'Boob" once, and you went into a coma for three weeks.

            (I'm joking, dear lady. These are actually things I say to my adorable wife.)
            Hmmph!

            For your information, I always wear pink on Sundays because I'm religious. I religiously wear some pink somewhere every single day, including Sundays.

            And I make hubby make the chicken as he always makes it better than me...and he LOVES to grill.

            As for the boobs, I believe you told me you had perfect boobs and so I was forced to tell you that if that were true, then we could no longer be friends because I don't hang with guys who have more perfect boobs than mine.

            And by the way, I watched your video and so we can still be friends.


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              mine is: SWF semi-retired and young-at-heart who loves her son, the outdoors, music, books, movies, the odd glass of red wine and maybe a treat or two.
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                Originally Posted by Karen Blundell View Post

                mine is: SWF semi-retired and young-at-heart who loves her son, the outdoors, music, books, movies, the odd glass of red wine and maybe a treat or two.
                Nice. Your self-description would definitely look better than mine on a resume, dating site, or political campaign.
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          Originally Posted by MissTerraK View Post


          acts like a bada$$ heathen chick? LOL!
          Phew! So glad I read that a second time. I could have sworn it said "bada$$ heathen chicken", and that would have been all sorts of wrong!
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    Originally Posted by thunderbird View Post

    Mine is:
    What's Your 3rd Person Self-Description?
    Damn lucky to be alive.
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