You Ever Speak Gibberish And Get Serious Replies?

10 years ago

Good to hear someone understands your special needs... I love random conversations.

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Frank Donovan 10 years ago

Actually, it's a little after 10.30 over here.

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- thunderbird 10 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Frank Donovan
  
  Actually, it's a little after 10.30 over here.
  
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  'i'd rather eat wasps' from socialists, who are yet to grow accustomed to its disombobulating nature.
  
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  Frank Donovan 10 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by thunderbird
  
  'i'd rather eat wasps' from socialists, who are yet to grow accustomed to its disombobulating nature.
  
  That depends on whether it's an African or European swallow.
  
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  Richard Van 10 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Frank Donovan
  
  That depends on whether it's an African or European swallow.
  
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  Yes but I don't like my carrots done like that.
  
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laurencewins

10 years ago

I am fluent in 4 languages, Australian, English, Rubbish and Gibberish...and yes I talk to myself so that only adds to the confusion (no it doesn't) [yes it does] (if you say so).

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HeySal

10 years ago

If you flip on your back and dig your heels in, you can stop the slide, though.

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Richard Van 10 years ago

Originally Posted by HeySal

If you flip on your back and dig your heels in, you can stop the slide, though.

My hairs like that first thing too. If I back comb it with mustard I find the dog tends to lie facing the elephant less often.

Unless it's Sunday.
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- Richard Van 10 years ago
  
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  tagiscom 10 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by HeySal
  
  If you flip on your back and dig your heels in, you can stop the slide, though.
  
  Unless you are a man, then undue sliding will take place!
  
  Originally Posted by Richard Van
  
  My hairs like that first thing too. If I back comb it with mustard I find the dog tends to lie facing the elephant less often.
  
  Unless it's Sunday.
  
  But during the week, the elephant goes on vacation, so the dog tends to try to stare down the fluffy pink bunny!
  
  But bunnies are a crafty bunch, and will stare down its prey before, its prey thinks, "why am a doing this, stomp"/
  
  I am a master at scientific gibberish as well....
  
  TIME SPACE PARADOX CASE #1
  
  You drop your tea, (with milk and sugar) and then go back in time before you even made the tea, to tell yourself don't make the tea, or you will spill it all over you, so you wait a few seconds.
  
  Then do it again, becuase you were concentrating on your hand crasping the cup you hit the teapot with it!
  
  Then decide to go back again, and warn yourself the second time about it.
  
  The third time, no incident, but then a cockroach runs across your cucumber sandwitchs, and you spill it again.
  
  So you try again, and then when the tea is finally at your lips, you think, l am too hungry now for this, l am going out!
  
  Hmmm, don't seem to be in a good gibberish mood at present, more of a slash and burn mood!
  
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  AprilCT 10 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by tagiscom
  
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  The third time, no incident, but then a cockroach runs across your cucumber sandwitchs, and you spill it again.
  
  Sandwitches were rubbed out by the Earl in the early stages of the Libor rate.
  
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  tagiscom 10 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by AprilCT
  
  Sandwitches were rubbed out by the Earl in the early stages of the Libor rate.
  
  I thought that it was the Imor rate?
  
  During the great confrontation of the slobbersproofs, and the great uprising?
  
  But it might be me, l always get my slobbersproofs, and lickyslimers mixed up!
  
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Daniel Evans

10 years ago

Originally Posted by thunderbird

I'd say something like, "The refractions of light do suggest a medium high molecular movements of time synthesis."
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The tree doesn't fall too far from the apple...

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seasoned

10 years ago

Originally Posted by thunderbird

Today, someone I really didn't wish to chat with persistently engaged in conversation with me. I just started replying in nonsensical strings of words, hoping to put it to an end. But that person was actually finding meaning in it and giving serious responses.

I'd say something like, "The refractions of light do suggest a medium high molecular movements of time synthesis."
The reply, "Yeah, it's a hot one today. It's supposed to be sunny tomorrow as well." The conversation went on like that for a bit until I just walked away with a wave of my hand saying, "Boustrophedonic incubations..."

OK, I HATE to be a party pooper, and I am often accused of that here by a certain group, but are you sure you weren't having a conversation with one of those "service bots"?

BTW yeah, a spoon doesn't look quite the same, does it?

Steve

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whateverpedia

10 years ago

If I said you had a beautiful body, it would spoil the broth.

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Dan Riffle

10 years ago

Claude Whitacre proves the theory here. Look at how many people respond to his posts.

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elusian

10 years ago

Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.

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tagiscom 10 years ago

Originally Posted by Dan Riffle

Claude Whitacre proves the theory here. Look at how many people respond to his posts.

Claude Whitacre, is a lot older than he looks and as such invented the word Gibberish, derived from the Latin word Gibb, as akin to Gibbon! And berish, derived from going down to the local tavern in England during the 1700, during the black death, and getting sloshed to many times!

He also established a new state of matter called, Quantum Insanity, whereby no state in the quantum level can exist in either a gas and wave form simultaneously, just because two observers want it as such.

Doesn't matter how hot that tea is, or how many he downed at the pub before showing up, won't happen.

But Claude learned through experiments, and several late night office party's, that there was a way around this seemly impossible dilemma!

Put the research into the too hard basket, and move into more promising theorys, like there will be 500 million of us left by 2100, or why is all the quality bathroom, plain soap, not available anymore, in AU, and only some stronger smelling stuff left?

Or worse still, why is there so much crap on tv?
I mean putting a b/w Cary Grant or Jerry Lewis, on during the day, isn't going to cost much? Far better than one English show after another about some seriously dumb couple wanting to build a shateu, in France. Or how to keep your kids on a leash for half an hour!
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- Claude Whitacre 10 years ago
  
  You Ever Speak Gibberish And Get Serious Replies?
  
  I see it works in reverse too.
  
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Claude Whitacre

10 years ago

Originally Posted by thunderbird

Today, someone I really didn't wish to chat with persistently engaged in conversation with me. I just started replying in nonsensical strings of words, hoping to put it to an end. But that person was actually finding meaning in it and giving serious responses.

I'd say something like, "The refractions of light do suggest a medium high molecular movements of time synthesis."
The reply, "Yeah, it's a hot one today. It's supposed to be sunny tomorrow as well." The conversation went on like that for a bit until I just walked away with a wave of my hand saying, "Boustrophedonic incubations..."

I've read posts here, that I swear are just random parts of sentences strung together.

A test for Schizophrenia (if I remember correctly) is a series of sentences where the beginning doesn't match the end.

For example; "The young girl walked along the road, drinking a soda and watching TV."

Originally Posted by whateverpedia

If I said you had a beautiful body, it would spoil the broth.

That's a pretty good example of one there.

Originally Posted by Dan Riffle

Claude Whitacre proves the theory here. Look at how many people respond to his posts.

Only the very smartest, discerning, clean shaven people.....and you.

By the way, did you know that August 27th, is National Shave Your Goatee For ALS Day?

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travlinguy

10 years ago

If you ever find yourself frippin' on the frim fram or lippin' on the lim lam, stop in and we'll scrabisate the merisoid for a while.

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