And You Thought Claude and I were Bad...

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There had been some complaints that Claude and I ruin perfectly good threads with our “witty” banter. Apparently not everyone thinks we’re as funny as we do. I took the criticism to heart and decided to roll back the rejoinders. Now, I typically only take a shot when the thread has either reached its zenith or an impasse. (Sometimes, though, an opening is just too tasty…)

What I’m seeing now is potentially a worse trend: even the most innocuous posts are met with replies with not-so-subtle combative undertones. The OT is turning into a battleground not only for political topics, but for silly discussions, as well. I’m recently guilty of this, myself. For that, I owe apologies to Discrat and Kurt.

For the most part, I see this as an issue of tone, rather than all-out personal attacks. Tone is a slippery slope in the written word. Consider that when replying to your fellow OT’er. For example, Claude and I have an understanding. There are things I say to him I’d never consider saying to someone else (with the exception of, maybe, Terra…). We both know there’s never an ill intention. Does your response convey your intention or could it easily be misinterpreted?

With that, I suggest that the OT bar refrain from stocking whiskey. Instead, maybe we should just pass a jay. It’d mellow everyone the hell out and maybe help move the Funyuns that have been sitting in the cellar for a few years.

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  • Profile picture of the author TimPhelan
    Dan, are you calling me fat?


    By the way, I think you and Claude are very funny. Honestly.
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  • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
    Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

    With that, I suggest that the OT bar refrain from stocking whiskey. Instead, maybe we should just pass a jay.
    Be honest. You mean ...pass the Jay to you.


    Originally Posted by TimPhelan View Post

    Dan, are you calling me fat?


    By the way, I think you and Claude are very funny. Honestly.
    I thanked your post, because I felt it added insightful commentary, and brought out public awareness about the necessity for a balanced diet. I'm totally..1,000% serious.
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    • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
      Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

      Be honest. You mean ...pass the Jay to you.
      No, no, I would certainly never partake in such a nefarious weed.
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      • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
        Dan, I have to say with all honesty, but don't let it go to your head, that I much prefer the Dan & Claude Comedy Show, over the tense, overbearing, argumentation that has been going on!

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        • Profile picture of the author lanfear63
          Originally Posted by MissTerraK View Post

          Dan, I have to say with all honesty, but don't let it go to your head, that I much prefer the Dan & Claude Comedy Show, over the tense, overbearing, argumentation that has been going on!

          Terra
          A Dan and Claude exchange is a tense, overbearing, argumentation. Each try's to outdo the other. Its as every bit as emotionally and intellectually draining as arguing your point of view on a serious thread like gun control. Sometimes a whole minute goes by before a reply is made.
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      • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
        Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

        No, no, I would certainly never partake in such a nefarious weed.
        LIAR! I'm going back through all your posts. I'm sure there is one or to that you posted, while you were high....on the Mary Jane. That's hip talk. I am the personification of Hip



        (Glaring opening for Riffle. I wonder if he will take the bait)
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    • Profile picture of the author TimPhelan
      Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post





      I thanked your post, because I felt it added insightful commentary, and brought out public awareness about the necessity for a balanced diet. I'm totally..1,000% serious.
      I thanked your post because... well... it's hard to say but I love you Claude. Can I adopt you? I have taken parenting classes.
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      • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
        Originally Posted by TimPhelan View Post

        I thanked your post because... well... it's hard to say but I love you Claude. Can I adopt you? I have taken parenting classes.

        You did it again!


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        • Profile picture of the author Alexa Smith
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          Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

          And You Thought Claude and I were Bad...
          No, not "bad", at all. I think you're both coming along quite nicely, actually. I was going to forward excerpts to a literary agent for the comedy classification awards, to be honest ...

          Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

          There had been some complaints that Claude and I ruin perfectly good threads with our "witty" banter.
          That disappoints me greatly, if true. I have to tell you (well, I don't have to tell you, but I'm going to, anyway, "so there") that anyone would really, really have to be looking actively for something to complain about, to complain about that.

          Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

          Sometimes, though, an opening is just too tasty...
          I know ... sometimes one simply can't resist. You're better than me, anyway: I sometimes can't resist in the Main Marketing Forum, not just here where lack of resistance "belongs" ...

          Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

          For the most part, I see this as an issue of tone, rather than all-out personal attacks.
          The things to which you refer are not personal attacks. "Personal attacks" are posts telling me that I'm a middle-aged man living in my parents' basement (why they never seem to live in their parents' attics, I've never understood: you'd think they're be better equipped than their putative parents to manage all those stairs?).

          Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

          I suggest that the OT bar refrain from stocking whiskey.
          There's no stocking whiskey down here. There wasn't even any shoe whiskey until I arrived.

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      • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
        Originally Posted by TimPhelan View Post

        I thanked your post because... well... it's hard to say but I love you Claude. Can I adopt you? I have taken parenting classes.
        That would be helpful. I can see myself wearing a diaper soon.
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        • Profile picture of the author TimPhelan
          Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

          That would be helpful. I can see myself wearing a diaper soon.
          Hmmm. You know, I may have to rethink this. One thing I have never done is change a diaper and I don't think I want to start with you. Maybe it can just be one of those through the mail adoptions like the one Sally Struthers talks about.
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          • Profile picture of the author kenmichaels
            Originally Posted by TimPhelan View Post

            Hmmm. You know, I may have to rethink this. One thing I have never done is change a diaper and I don't think I want to start with you. Maybe it can just be one of those through the mail adoptions like the one Sally Struthers talks about.
            Have you seen the size of him?
            I don't think fifty cents a month is going to do it.

            ... and do you really want pictures and a note every month describing
            how he just learned his ABC's
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            • Profile picture of the author TimPhelan
              Originally Posted by kenmichaels View Post

              Have you seen the size of him?
              I don't think fifty cents a month is going to do it.

              ... and do you really want pictures and a note every month describing
              how he just learned his ABC's
              Good points, but I already made the offer and the alternative ( changing his diaper ) is worse. I'll just have to get another job to support the growing boy. Me and my big mouth.
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          • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
            Originally Posted by TimPhelan View Post

            Hmmm. You know, I may have to rethink this. One thing I have never done is change a diaper and I don't think I want to start with you. Maybe it can just be one of those through the mail adoptions like the one Sally Struthers talks about.
            I don't just wear diapers. I'm also nursing.
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        • Profile picture of the author ThomM
          With that, I suggest that the OT bar refrain from stocking whiskey. Instead, maybe we should just pass a jay. It'd mellow everyone the hell out and maybe help move the Funyuns that have been sitting in the cellar for a few years.
          What's mellow for one is not necessarily mellow for another.
          You can look at pretty much every post I've ever made here and assume I was 'high' when I posted it (and not be wrong).
          This tune conveys how being mellow feels to me.
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          • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
            Originally Posted by ThomM View Post

            What's mellow for one is not necessarily mellow for another.
            Why so combative, Thom?

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            • Profile picture of the author ThomM
              Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

              Why so combative, Thom?

              So this is what I get when I try to be nice and polite?
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          • Profile picture of the author Dennis Gaskill
            Originally Posted by ThomM View Post

            What's mellow for one is not necessarily mellow for another.
            You can look at pretty much every post I've ever made here and assume I was 'high' when I posted it (and not be wrong).
            This tune conveys how being mellow feels to me.
            Focus - Hocus Pocus - YouTube
            Haven't heard that song in ages. Somehow I think them boys might have been under the influence of something when they wrote that song.

            If that's how feeling mellow is for you, it makes me wonder what feeling buzzed is like.
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            • Profile picture of the author ThomM
              Originally Posted by Dennis Gaskill View Post

              Haven't heard that song in ages. Somehow I think them boys might have been under the influence of something when they wrote that song.

              If that's how feeling mellow is for you, it makes me wonder what feeling buzzed is like.
              It's the same as mellow, except the voices are much louder
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        Originally Posted by TimPhelan View Post

        I thanked your post because... well... it's hard to say but I love you Claude. Can I adopt you? I have taken parenting classes.
        I think there might be more like some form of animal training required. :-)
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        • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
          Originally Posted by Joe Stewart View Post

          I think there might be more like some form of animal training required. :-)
          Yep. It'd be like trying to train a chimp with a traumatic brain injury.
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          • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
            Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

            Yep. It'd be like trying to train a chimp with a traumatic brain injury.

            That's cruel. My grandmother was a chimp with a traumatic brain injury. You insensitive bastage
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    ^^^^^^^^^What Terra said!!!
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    Thanks a bunch for posting Hocus Pocus! I forget to add it to my Spotify account so I have just put several versions of it on there now. Sweet.

    Cheers!

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  • Profile picture of the author laurencewins
    I think that Dan and Claude add a bit of hilarity to the forum.
    Anyone who thinks it's too much should crawl back in their hole I think.
    Nobody gets hurt so why complain?
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    • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
      Originally Posted by laurencewins View Post

      I think that Dan and Claude add a bit of hilarity to the forum.
      Anyone who thinks it's too much should crawl back in their hole I think.
      Nobody gets hurt so why complain?
      Lawrence; I get it. Sometimes these threads are on serious subjects, and people get into heart felt discussions. Then either Riffle or I (and a few others) derail the thread with back and forth banter.

      I know some people enjoy it. Lord knows, I do. But I see how it can be irritating.
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      • Profile picture of the author ThomM
        Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post


        I know some people enjoy it. Lord knows, I do. But I see how it can be irritating.
        I thought that was the whole point.
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  • Profile picture of the author Kurt
    Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

    There had been some complaints that Claude and I ruin perfectly good threads with our "witty" banter. Apparently not everyone thinks we're as funny as we do. I took the criticism to heart and decided to roll back the rejoinders. Now, I typically only take a shot when the thread has either reached its zenith or an impasse. (Sometimes, though, an opening is just too tasty...)

    What I'm seeing now is potentially a worse trend: even the most innocuous posts are met with replies with not-so-subtle combative undertones. The OT is turning into a battleground not only for political topics, but for silly discussions, as well. I'm recently guilty of this, myself. For that, I owe apologies to Discrat and Kurt.

    For the most part, I see this as an issue of tone, rather than all-out personal attacks. Tone is a slippery slope in the written word. Consider that when replying to your fellow OT'er. For example, Claude and I have an understanding. There are things I say to him I'd never consider saying to someone else (with the exception of, maybe, Terra...). We both know there's never an ill intention. Does your response convey your intention or could it easily be misinterpreted?

    With that, I suggest that the OT bar refrain from stocking whiskey. Instead, maybe we should just pass a jay. It'd mellow everyone the hell out and maybe help move the Funyuns that have been sitting in the cellar for a few years.

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    Claude still sucks though, right?
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    Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

    Apparently not everyone thinks we're as funny as we do. .....
    Tone is a slippery slope in the written word.
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    Personally i think you guys are very funny!

    I also agree that the written word, in short texts that are used in emails, forum messages etc can not always convey the correct message. Tone (such as sarcasm for example) does no come across well.

    But I am out here LMAO!
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    Originally Posted by Richard Van View Post

    I'm currently having a beer and came across this, all I can say is carry on gentlemen and I'll try and add my counterfeit 2.5 cents in whenever my brain encounters some level of wit, or intelligence.

    No, lets just leave that at wit.
    Wow, you must really love your beer. If you're drinking in Birmingham good luck with encountering any wit or intelligence.
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    Complaints. Hmmmm. Take it as a hint to not try stand-up. If you can get complaints in the OT - you're not gonna get any too far on the stage.

    I'd have had more fun with this thread if my thanks button wasn't off in oblivion somewhere. They have me tightly rationed. I think they disappear my button so I don't blow my rep for being one of those nasty people with the vile attitudes.

    FYI - you're ALL fat.

    Fattie. Uh....oh..........hey pass that jay you bogurts.
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      Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

      With that, I suggest that the OT bar refrain from stocking whiskey. Instead, maybe we should just pass a jay. It’d mellow everyone the hell out and maybe help move the Funyuns that have been sitting in the cellar for a few years.
      Originally Posted by ThomM View Post

      You can look at pretty much every post I've ever made here and assume I was 'high' when I posted it (and not be wrong).
      Originally Posted by HeySal View Post

      Uh....oh..........hey pass that jay you bogurts.
      I have posted this image to the forum once before for Thom, but it seems appropriate for this thread as well.



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    Regarding the actual thread subject, it can get a bit tedious when you're reading a thread and yet another one suddenly becomes about Ran Diffle and Laude Whitache but to be fair I think the majority are actually started off by other members bringing their names up in the first place. Other than a bit of harmless banter is what makes this place a nice break.
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  • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
    You know, I'm thinking I made a poor attempt at making my point in the OP. While I truly appreciate the responses (Claude doesn't. That SOB doesn't appreciate anything...), my intentions weren't for this to be a self-congratulatory post about my witty prowess (or my dashing good looks and raw, unbridled animal magnetism).

    The first paragraph was meant as a segue into the real issue at hand - the open hostility boiling up in the OT, so let's make this easy: all vitriol should be aimed directly at Claude and nobody else.
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    • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
      Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

      You know, I'm thinking I made a poor attempt at making my point in the OP. While I truly appreciate the responses (Claude doesn't. That SOB doesn't appreciate anything...), my intentions weren't for this to be a self-congratulatory post about my witty prowess (or my dashing good looks and raw, unbridled animal magnetism).

      The first paragraph was meant as a segue into the real issue at hand - the open hostility boiling up in the OT, so let's make this easy: all vitriol should be aimed directly at Claude and nobody else. Simple?
      Sure, Dan, sure! You're just as vain and self-absorbed as Claude is. Just admit it.

      No?

      E-hem...

      ...my intentions weren't for this to be a self-congratulatory post about my witty prowess (or my dashing good looks and raw, unbridled animal magnetism).
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      • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
        Originally Posted by MissTerraK View Post

        Sure, Dan, sure! You're just as vain and self-absorbed as Claude is. Just admit it.
        Why so combative, Terra?


        (I think my new catch phrase is emerging...)
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        • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
          Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

          Why so combative, Terra?


          (I think my new catch phrase is emerging...)
          Good question! Hmmm...

          It must be what your, cough, witty prowess, dashing good looks and raw, unbridled animal magnetism, cough, does to me.


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          • Profile picture of the author Frank Donovan
            Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

            I can see myself wearing a diaper soon.
            Still waiting for that Vegas trip DVD to arrive, huh?


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    • Profile picture of the author Kurt
      Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

      You know, I'm thinking I made a poor attempt at making my point in the OP. While I truly appreciate the responses (Claude doesn't. That SOB doesn't appreciate anything...), my intentions weren't for this to be a self-congratulatory post about my witty prowess (or my dashing good looks and raw, unbridled animal magnetism).

      The first paragraph was meant as a segue into the real issue at hand - the open hostility boiling up in the OT, so let's make this easy: all vitriol should be aimed directly at Claude and nobody else. Simple?
      I was a bit worried for a minute...First, we had to stop Polish jokes, and blonde jokes are getting old. And in this forum, we can't post religious or political jokes.

      All that's left is making Claude the butt of our jokes. Just look at him and anyone can see what a great butt he truly makes. He really does put the "butt" in "butt of a joke".
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    • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
      Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

      my intentions weren't for this to be a self-congratulatory post about my witty prowess (or my dashing good looks and raw, unbridled animal magnetism).
      .
      Your "animal magnetism isn't unbridled. Upon reflection, you don't have a goatee, those are obviously bridle tan lines.
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      Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

      my dashing good looks and raw, unbridled animal magnetism

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      • Profile picture of the author Frank Donovan
        Originally Posted by Dan Riffle
        What I’m seeing now is potentially a worse trend: even the most innocuous posts are met with replies with not-so-subtle combative undertones. The OT is turning into a battleground not only for political topics, but for silly discussions, as well.
        The counterbalance to that argument is a tendency I've noticed for those posting a thread to affect ownership not only of any viewpoint originally espoused (or simply linked-to), but also of the thread's subsequent tone and direction. That's some presumption to make in a public discussion forum, especially so in an off topic section where many members come to kick back and have a little fun.

        There are some serious debates here, and generally most of us get the balance right and refrain from any drastic mid-thread change of tone - most of the time. If occasionally, someone misreads an intention, that's the nature of a bar - it's no biggie. There's no reason to take anything personally, or ourselves too seriously.


        Other than the serious business of Claude-baiting, of course.


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        • Profile picture of the author Kurt
          Originally Posted by Frank Donovan View Post


          Other than the serious business of Claude-baiting, of course.


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          This works both ways and we need to give credit where credit is due. We should all realize that Claude is a master baiter.
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          • Profile picture of the author Frank Donovan
            Originally Posted by Kurt View Post

            This works both ways and we need to give credit where credit is due. We should all realize that Claude is a master baiter.
            Well, he can certainly hold his own.


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            • Profile picture of the author kenmichaels
              Originally Posted by Frank Donovan View Post

              Well, he can certainly hold his own.


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              He can ... but he prefers to hold riffles.
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              • Profile picture of the author alistair
                Originally Posted by kenmichaels View Post

                He can ... but he prefers to hold riffles.
                That's a little bit below the belt.
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                • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
                  Originally Posted by alistair View Post

                  That's a little bit below the belt.
                  Just to clear up any misconceptions, it's a lot below the belt.
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                  • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
                    Originally Posted by TimPhelan View Post

                    Lol. This should be included in the no politics no religion sticky.
                    Tim; You had me at sticky.

                    Originally Posted by Kurt View Post

                    This works both ways and we need to give credit where credit is due. We should all realize that Claude is a master baiter.
                    Originally Posted by Frank Donovan View Post

                    Well, he can certainly hold his own
                    Originally Posted by alistair View Post

                    That's a little bit below the belt.
                    Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

                    Just to clear up any misconceptions, it's a lot below the belt.
                    Dan; On you, it is way below the belt. But on men, it's a little higher up.


                    By the way, funniest post goes to Frank.

                    I want to be like Frank when I grow up...except younger...and not in prison.


                    Originally Posted by Joe Stewart View Post

                    I think there might be more like some form of animal training required. :-)
                    No Gerbils! I had a bad experience once.
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                    • Profile picture of the author TimPhelan
                      Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

                      Tim; You had me at sticky.
                      Claude, you aren't the first to tell me that. The first man though I must admit.
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                      Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

                      No Gerbils! I had a bad experience once.
                      Just think how the poor gerbil felt...
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                      • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
                        Originally Posted by Kurt View Post

                        Just think how the poor gerbil felt...
                        You shouldn't have said to just think how the poor gerbil felt...because I did!

                        I saw the poor little thing open his eyes while doing his daily jog, watched his eyes get even bigger in shock and start to tearing up. Then he said very nasally, probably from holding his breath, "Uh, we're not in the Habitrail anymore, Toto!"


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                      • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
                        Originally Posted by Kurt View Post

                        Just think how the poor gerbil felt...

                        At first, it hurt a little. But I got used to it.

                        (see what I did there?)



                        Originally Posted by MissTerraK View Post

                        You shouldn't have said to just think how the poor gerbil felt...because I did!

                        I saw the poor little thing open his eyes while doing his daily jog, watched his eyes get even bigger in shock and start to tearing up. Then he said very nasally, probably from holding his breath, "Uh, we're not in the Habitrail anymore, Toto!"


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                        Terra; The fact that you got the joke, disturbs me to no end.
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                        • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
                          Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post


                          Terra; The fact that you got the joke, disturbs me to no end.
                          Not as much as it disturbed me when I first learned about it a few years ago, I'll bet!

                          I think I was more shocked than the gerbil! LOL!


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  • Profile picture of the author discrat
    Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

    What I’m seeing now is potentially a worse trend: even the most innocuous posts are met with replies with not-so-subtle combative undertones. The OT is turning into a battleground not only for political topics, but for silly discussions, as well. I’m recently guilty of this, myself. For that, I owe apologies to Discrat and Kurt.

    </soapbox>

    Yeah I agree. Of course I post some Threads that are in no way meant to be innocuous. And I welcome discussion and debate

    But I also think it is interesting how some really benign. simple , and in some cases feel good Threads can be turned into disagreeing views and opinions. And there is not a whole lot of basis for it to happen in the first place.

    It seems some people have this huge urge to voice their opinion on some really harmless content and videos (that others will Post) that are in actuality not really meant for debates and do not have any kind of ulterior motive from the OP.

    I know in the last year or so I will post something that was inspiring to me and sure enough a certain few OT members just have to voice their opinions on why that video is nothing inspirational to them or no big deal.

    And it is NOT a matter of it being wrong. There is nothing wrong with it. Voicing your Opinion that is. It is fine

    But it is more about having Social Tact. And observing the Tone and Context of what the Thread is about . And then deciding if what you have to say has insightful relevancy to the context of what the OP was getting at in the first place.
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    • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
      Originally Posted by discrat View Post

      Yeah I agree. Of course I post some Threads that are in no way meant to be innocuous. And I welcome discussion and debate

      But I also think it is interesting how some really benign. simple , and in some cases feel good Threads can be turned into disagreeing views and opinions. And there is not a whole lot of basis for it to happen in the first place.

      It seems some people have this huge urge to voice their opinion on some really harmless content and videos that are in actuality not really meant for debates and do not have any kind of ulterior motive from the OP.

      I know in the last year or so I will post something that was inspiring to me and sure enough a certain few OT members just have to voice their opinions on why that video is nothing inspirational to them or no big deal.

      And it is NOT a matter of it being wrong. There is nothing wrong with it. Voicing your Opinion that is. It is fine

      But it is more about having Social Tact. And observing the Tone and Context of what the Thread is about . And then deciding if what you have to say has insightful relevancy to the context of what the OP was getting at in the first place.
      Ha! So you're saying we can't go off topic in the Off Topic?
      Bwaaaahahahahahaaa!

      Oh, oops, sorry.


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    • Profile picture of the author HeySal
      Originally Posted by discrat View Post

      But it is more about having Social Tact. And observing the Tone and Context of what the Thread is about . And then deciding if what you have to say has insightful relevancy to the context of what the OP was getting at in the first place.
      Can we include the rant on another thread that attacks someone for thanking someone for a post?

      I'm sorry. We are not going to elect you for OT forum cop. It was a good campaign, but it's over.

      Frankly - this forum has been like this since way before you ever even heard of the forum. We don't come in here worried about "decorum". This is the bar. Ever been to a bar and tried to get people to stay on topic? Threads here have always been laced with nonsense. We actually had an 80 page thread here that WAS nonsense. People that want to talk about the subject do. People that want to make jokes do. I kinda miss the days that we'd roast spammers to a golden black.

      If you don't like how we play why do you come here? Just to tell us what a bunch of a**holes we are? We already know that. It's senseless to continue to point it out.
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        Originally Posted by HeySal View Post

        Threads here have always been laced with nonsense.
        Don't look now, but they quite often are "upstairs" in the Main Marketing Forum, too ...
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      • Profile picture of the author discrat
        Originally Posted by HeySal View Post

        Can we include the rant on another thread that attacks someone for thanking someone for a post?

        I'm sorry. We are not going to elect you for OT forum cop. It was a good campaign, but it's over.

        Frankly - this forum has been like this since way before you ever even heard of the forum. We don't come in here worried about "decorum". This is the bar. Ever been to a bar and tried to get people to stay on topic? Threads here have always been laced with nonsense. We actually had an 80 page thread here that WAS nonsense. People that want to talk about the subject do. People that want to make jokes do. I kinda miss the days that we'd roast spammers to a golden black.

        If you don't like how we play why do you come here? Just to tell us what a bunch of a**holes we are? We already know that. It's senseless to continue to point it out.

        With my tail between my legs exiting the building now

        Originally Posted by HeySal View Post

        If you don't like how we play why do you come here? Just to tell us what a bunch of a**holes we are? We already know that. It's senseless to continue to point it out.
        Priceless. Simply priceless
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      • Profile picture of the author TimPhelan
        Originally Posted by HeySal View Post


        If you don't like how we play why do you come here? Just to tell us what a bunch of a**holes we are? We already know that. It's senseless to continue to point it out.
        Lol. This should be included in the no politics no religion sticky.
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  • Profile picture of the author whateverpedia
    There are three topics that are by their nature divisive:

    1) R*l*g**n
    2) P*l*t*cs
    3) Who is the bigger butthead, Whitacre or Riffle?

    Only #3 on that list of topics has not historically led to violence, bloodshed or all out war - yet. As such, it should be allowed to continue until everyone else has died of laughter.

    DISCLAIMER 1: I am heavily invested in global popcorn manufacturers, so have a vested interest in the continuation of this "war".

    DISCLAIMER 2: I believe that both Claude and Dan are equal in their buttheadedness.
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    • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
      Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

      You know, I'm thinking I made a poor attempt at making my point in the OP. While I truly appreciate the responses (Claude doesn't. That SOB doesn't appreciate anything...), my intentions weren't for this to be a self-congratulatory post about my witty prowess (or my dashing good looks and raw, unbridled animal magnetism).

      The first paragraph was meant as a segue into the real issue at hand - the open hostility boiling up in the OT, so let's make this easy: all vitriol should be aimed directly at Claude and nobody else.
      No, Claude can take the p*** out of one of my threads, (or Dan) that is ok, but if either get into fluffy bunnies then it might get ugly!!!!



      Eventhough l am currently in my slaughter fluffy bunnies on mass, phase!


      Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

      That's cruel. My grandmother was a chimp with a traumatic brain injury. You insensitive bastage
      Hmmm, next time l watch the "Planet of The Apes", l will need to keep a bucket on standby?

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      • Profile picture of the author Karen Blundell
        ok, I have obviously missed some stuff going on in here that I should probably be glad I did -

        leave for a day and the you know what hits the fan -

        oh well - it's easy to misinterpret words in a post - so the last thing anyone should do is take anything written in a forum post too seriously - the other option is to let a perfect stranger ruin your day -

        nah - not worth it


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      Originally Posted by whateverpedia View Post


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      DISCLAIMER 2: I believe that both Claude and Dan are equal in their buttheadedness.
      God created all men equal. She did that because it was the only way she could think of to keep them perpetually entertaining for the rest of us.
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    • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
      Originally Posted by whateverpedia View Post


      DISCLAIMER 2: I believe that both Claude and Dan are equal in their buttheadedness.
      I resent the fact that you call me a Butt Head. My butt and my head have nothing in common.

      One of them is a flabby hairless monstrosity that has a major orifice, that foul smelling gasses pass through..causing everyone to want to leave the room. Depending on how I feel, noises are emitted regularly, most of which I blame on my pet gerbil, Riffle.





      The other one is my butt.
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  • Profile picture of the author Rick Rodd
    We should create a subforum in Off Topic , like ,Claude's Clubhouse or Dan's Den or something...the kid with a fake moustache (or goatee) wouldn't be allowed to enter. All strippers must have 2 melons or more.
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    • Profile picture of the author HeySal
      Originally Posted by Rick Rodd View Post

      We should create a subforum in Off Topic , like ,Claude's Clubhouse or Dan's Den or something...the kid with a fake moustache (or goatee) wouldn't be allowed to enter. All strippers must have 2 melons or more.
      We already have that here, It's the basement - where all the mops and buckets are. Alex R went down there for another keg years back and nobody's seen or heard from him since. hint....
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      • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
        Originally Posted by HeySal View Post

        We already have that here, It's the basement - where all the mops and buckets are. Alex R went down there for another keg years back and nobody's seen or heard from him since. hint....
        We had him frozen in Carbonite!

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  • Profile picture of the author bizgrower
    This thread is fun to read, especially while listening to Hocus Pocus by Focus. (Remind me to open
    such links in a separate tab so I can look at the video easier.)

    It also somehow reminds of the Sienfeld show. That line about how it's a show about nothing.
    It's a thread about something - kind of.

    Like most others who hang out down here, I don't care if Claude and Dan divert a thread.
    It's supposed to be fun here, a good diversion. Let's keep it that way.

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    • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
      Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

      I resent the fact that you call me a Butt Head. My butt and my head have nothing in common.

      One of them is a flabby hairless monstrosity that has a major orifice, that foul smelling gasses pass through..causing everyone to want to leave the room. Depending on how I feel, noises are emitted regularly, most of which I blame on my pet gerbil, Riffle.


      The other one is my butt.
      Careful Claude, your Studmuffin status, will go down a notch?



      Originally Posted by bizgrower View Post

      This thread is fun to read, especially while listening to Hocus Pocus by Focus. (Remind me to open
      such links in a separate tab so I can look at the video easier.)

      It also somehow reminds of the Sienfeld show. That line about how it's a show about nothing.
      It's a thread about something - kind of.

      Like most others who hang out down here, I don't care if Claude and Dan divert a thread.
      It's supposed to be fun here, a good diversion. Let's keep it that way.

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      Fluffy Bunny Breeder! LOL!

      Good to know, l can only swing a meat clever so many times?

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      • Profile picture of the author bizgrower
        Originally Posted by tagiscom View Post

        Careful Claude, your Studmuffin status, will go down a notch?





        Fluffy Bunny Breeder! LOL!

        Good to know, l can only swing a meat clever so many times?

        Oh, nooo. I don't sell to OZ. LOL
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        • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
          Originally Posted by bizgrower View Post

          Oh, nooo. I don't sell to OZ. LOL
          That's ok, l can get all the fluffy bunnies l need from Russia! I can usually buy a good thousand on the black market, have them shipped over in a container. Let them loose, and...well, l'd better end it there!

          But l promise their ends are swift and painless, well 97% of the time, it is!

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