All I can think of to say is, "Seriously?"
I can't believe the email I got today! Seriously? 
I couldn't help but think how ironic his chosen last name was because it sounds like someone with a foreign accent saying, "Check rumor."
Chuck wuma - LOL!!
Terra
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DEAR GOOD FRIEND, LONGEST TIME AND HOW IS FAMILY?. I HOPE EVERYTHING IS OK. AFTER A SERIOUS THOUGHT, I DECIDED TO REACH YOU DIRECTLY AND PERSONALLY TO LET YOU KNOW THE REASON WHY YOU HAVE NOT BEEN ABLE TO FINALIZE THIS TRANSACTION AFTER PAYING ALL THE FEES AND CHARGES THAT THEY HAVE REQUESTED FROM YOU FOR DOCUMENTATION AND CLEARANCE CERTIFICATES. I AM THE DIRECTOR OF FOREIGN PAYMENT DEPARTMENT OF THE CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA, SOME TIME IN THE PAST YOUR PARTNERS APPROACHED ME THROUGH A FRIEND OF MINE WHO WORKS WITH ONE OF THE MINISTRIES HERE AND REQUESTED THAT I ASSIST THEM CONCLUDE A MONEY TRANSFER DEAL AND WE ALL AGREED. ACCORDING TO THEM, THEY WANTED TO USE THIS STRATEGY TO TRANSFER THE FUND WHICH THEY ACCUMULATED THROUGH INFLATED CONTRACT AWARDS AND THE MONEY HAS BEEN FLOATING IN THE (CBN)CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA. SINCE THE ORIGINAL BENEFICIARY HAS BEEN FULLY PAID, SO THEY WANTED TO USE YOUR ACCOUNT TO TRANSFER THE SURPLUS OUT OF NIGERIA. WE AGREED THAT ONCE I TRANSFER THE FUND INTO YOUR ACCOUNT THEN, THEY WILL GIVE ME 15% OF THE TOTAL AMOUNT. WHEN THEY SAW THAT I HAVE DONE THAT AND YOUR NAME HAS BEEN APPROVED AMONG THE LIST OF THOSE TO BE PAID, INSTEAD OF GIVING ME THE AGREED 15% THEY STARTED AVOIDING ME. I IMMEDIATELY DELETED YOUR NAME AMONG THE LIST OF THOSE TO BE PAID BECAUSE OF MY POSITION IN CBN, AND RELEASE OTHER BENEFICIARY'S FUND WITHOUT YOURS. THEY BECAME ANGRY THE MORE WHEN THEY SAW THAT THEIR PLAN DID NOT WORK,AND STARTED BRIBING OTHER OFFICIALS TO GET ANOTHER APPROVAL TO TRANSFER THE MONEY TO YOU WITHOUT SUCCESS. APPROVALS ARE FREE, IS IT NOT FUNNY THAT A CONTRACTOR/BENEFICIARY IS BEING ASKED TO PAY FOR APPROVAL WHILE HIS MILLIONS IS HERE WITH US? I AM 100% RESPONSIBLE FOR THE DELAY AND OBSTRUCTIONS BECAUSE OF THEIR BREACH OF CONTRACT. IF YOU DOUBT WHAT I HAVE JUST TOLD YOU, PAY ANY AMOUNT THEY WILL ASK YOU TO PAY NOW, AFTER A SHORT TIME THEY WILL COME UP WITH ANOTHER REASON TOPAY AGAIN AND IT GOES ON AND ON. NOW IF YOU WANT US TO WORK TOGETHER TO CONCLUDE THE TRANSACTION, THESE ARE MY CONDITIONS. (I). I WILL HAVE 30% OF THE MONEY BECAUSE I HAVE THE POWER TO RELEASE THE FUND INTO YOUR BANK ACCOUNT WITHIN 4 BUSINESS WORKING DAYS WITHOUT ANY DELAY OR INTERFERENCE FROM ANYBODY OR OFFICE. (2). AS YOU HAVE SEEN, IT WILL BE USELESS AND MERE WASTE OF MONEY IF YOU CONTINUE WITH ANY OTHER PERSON REGARDING THIS PAYMENT BECAUSE YOU WILL END UP LOOSING MORE OF YOUR HARD EARNED MONEY TO THEM. (3).YOU WILL ASSIST ME WHEN I ARRIVE IN YOUR COUNTRY TO OPEN A NEW BANK ACCOUNT IN MY NAME SO THAT MY SHARE OF THE FUND WILL BE DEPOSITED THERE. IF THESE CONDITIONS ARE ACCEPTABLE TO YOU, CONTACT ME AS SOON AS POSSIBLE SO THAT WE CAN FINALIZE ALL THE TRANSFER ARRANGEMENT AND CONCLUDE THE TRANSACTION WITHOUT ANY FURTHER DELAY. PLEASE INDICATE THE FOLLOWING METHOD BELOW THAT YOU WILL PREFER TO RECEIVE THE FUND. 1:ATM PAYMENT CARD. 2:BANK TO BANK TRANSFER. 3:BANK DRAFT. TO BE ABLE TO HAVE A SUCCESSFUL AND SMOOTH TRANSACTION BOTH OF US MUST BE HONEST AND SINCERE WITH EACH OTHER UNTIL WE FINALIZE THE TRANSACTION AND MEET FACE TO FACE IN YOUR COUNTRY FOR THE SHARING OF THE FUND AS AGREED. BEST REGARDS. MR.IKE CHUKWUMA. DIRECTOR, FOREIGN OPERATION DEPARTMENT CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA (CBN). DIRECT TELEPHONE NO: 234-7086322707 |
Chuck wuma - LOL!!
Terra
If you can read this.... thank a teacher.
If you can read this in English... thank a vet!
Just when you think you've got it all figured out, someone changes the rules.
Cheers, Laurence.
Writer/Editor/Proofreader.
"If you think you're the smartest person in the room, then you're probably in the wrong room."