What's the most embarrassing thing you've done while drunk?

10 years ago

I don't remember, I was drunk.

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whateverpedia

10 years ago

Originally Posted by ThomM

I don't remember, I was drunk.

It can't have been too embarassing then, otherwise whoever you were with at the time would never let you forget it.

Unless they were drunker than you, in which case you should never let them forget that.

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lanfear63 10 years ago

10 pints of beer, went to a Chinese restaurant, fell backwards on my chair, visited toilet and honked up, lay across the floor in there with the door open. Was asked to leave, walked home and surprisingly only fell over once. Drunks have a good homing instinct.

That was just one incident. Don't drink much now.
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ThomM

10 years ago

Originally Posted by whateverpedia

It can't have been too embarassing then, otherwise whoever you were with at the time would never let you forget it.

Unless they were drunker than you, in which case you should never let them forget that.

I don't remember, I was drunk

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positivenegative

10 years ago

Originally Posted by mattschymanga

I tried driving my car backwards on a highway, but not in the opposite direction.

Originally Posted by mattschymanga

I use beer to remind myself that marriage is a good thing.

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Frank Donovan

10 years ago

Originally Posted by mattschymanga

I tried driving my car backwards on a highway, but not in the opposite direction. So technically, I was not violating any traffic laws

I guess one person's embarrassing is another person's reckless endangerment.

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Banned 10 years ago

Can't remember. lol.

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Cali16

10 years ago

Originally Posted by mattschymanga

I tried driving my car backwards on a highway, but not in the opposite direction. So technically, I was not violating any traffic laws

The fact that you consider that merely embarrassing, as Frank pointed out, is quite disturbing.

Originally Posted by mattschymanga

I still get drunk from time to time and do crazy stuff. To be honest this is all my wife's fault.

It's your wife's fault that you get drunk "from time to time"? Maybe it's time you start taking responsibility for your own actions...

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ThomM

10 years ago

Originally Posted by Cali16

The fact that you consider that merely embarrassing, as Frank pointed out, is quite disturbing.

It's your wife's fault that you get drunk "from time to time"? Maybe it's time you start taking responsibility for your own actions...

Let my tell you a story

Back in the early 80's I had a 69 Ford Galaxy 500.
Beautiful car with low mileage.
After a normal night of drinking in a bar about ten miles away I went to leave and discovered I only had reverse. I drove in reverse around five miles to a friends house.
A couple weeks latter same thing. This time I drove home in reverse.
Found out after I got rid of that car that the C4 transmission it had was notorious for doing that.
Still I was proud I pulled that off twice (without getting arrested).

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garyv

10 years ago

I can remember coming home drunk once at a young age. I tried playing it off so that my mom wouldn't notice. I bent over in the living-room to tie my shoe, and went straight over onto my face knocking myself out. When I woke up, she asked me if I was drunk, and I answered her by puking on her dress.

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Dennis Gaskill

10 years ago

Originally Posted by garyv

I can remember coming home drunk once at a young age. I tried playing it off so that my mom wouldn't notice. I bent over in the living-room to tie my shoe, and went straight over onto my face knocking myself out. When I woke up, she asked me if I was drunk, and I answered her by puking on her dress.

Do you think she knew?

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Jack Gordon

10 years ago

Originally Posted by mattschymanga

I still get drunk from time to time and do crazy stuff. To be honest this is all my wife's fault. She won't give me space, keeps snooping & spying on me be it online or offline.

So I use beer to remind myself that marriage is a good thing.

How sad. You have 5 posts here, nobody knows you. And this is how you feel you have to introduce yourself?

You need some help. Get it.

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HeySal

10 years ago

Originally Posted by mattschymanga

I tried driving my car backwards on a highway, but not in the opposite direction. So technically, I was not violating any traffic laws

I still get drunk from time to time and do crazy stuff. To be honest this is all my wife's fault. She won't give me space, keeps snooping & spying on me be it online or offline.

So I use beer to remind myself that marriage is a good thing.

If you blame your wife for your idiocy, it's a wonder she even cares where you go, what you do, or if she sees your sorry ass again or not. Maybe she's busy keeping up with your whereabouts so she knows when she has time to look for a replacement model with a backbone.

I've done a few embarrassing things drunk in my lifetime - but learned to cope by refusing to let anything embarrass me too badly. I learned it from politicians. They do and say just unbelievably stupid things all the time and it never seems to even register that they should be embarrassed.

Sure makes my life easier, even though I rarely drink these days, and if I do, it's not heavily.

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mattschymanga

10 years ago

Originally Posted by Cali16

It's your wife's fault that you get drunk "from time to time"? Maybe it's time you start taking responsibility for your own actions...

lol, have you ever heard of the term "driven to despair"?

When a person is compelled either emotionally, physically or any other way to a point where he begins to do things which he wouldn't normally do - it's not called his fault. But the fault in such instances lies with the one who was forcing such actions indirectly.

Originally Posted by HeySal

If you blame your wife for your idiocy, it's a wonder she even cares where you go, what you do, or if she sees your sorry ass again or not. Maybe she's busy keeping up with your whereabouts so she knows when she has time to look for a replacement model with a backbone.

You are saying this just because you are a female.

She drives me nuts, and I use beer to let off the steam occasionally. That's hundred times better than me taking out the anger on her. For all that talk about having a backbone, I will bet a thousand dollar that you would be the 1st one to blame me again if I start taking my frustrations even once on my wife.

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Claude Whitacre

10 years ago

Originally Posted by mattschymanga

You are saying this just because you are a female.

She drives me nuts, and I use beer to let off the steam occasionally. That's hundred times better than me taking out the anger on her. For all that talk about having a backbone, I will bet a thousand dollar that you would be the 1st one to blame me again if I start taking my frustrations even once on my wife.

No. Sal said these thing because she's intelligent.

You have to understand that the reactions you are getting are based entirely on what you are posting. What that means is, you are unaware of the fact that your actions are aggravating the situation.

If your wife is unbearable, leave. If you are unbearable, your wife should leave.

I know you aren't getting this, but even though you think you are telling a sympathetic story, you are not.

If you had a backbone, you would either talk to your wife...or leave. Drinking beer doesn't show backbone at all.

A good friend once told me (because I was acting like an ass) "If one person tell you you're an ass, they may be wrong. When 6 friends in a row tell you you're an ass...you're an ass".

And he was right.

Read the posts. Nobody knows you. These are just reactions to what you have said.

This is a learning opportunity. Take advantage of it.

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Claude Whitacre

10 years ago

Originally Posted by mattschymanga

I still get drunk from time to time and do crazy stuff. To be honest this is all my wife's fault. She won't give me space, keeps snooping & spying on me be it online or offline.
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You think this is funny?
I hope you are very young, because you may eventually learn something.

But your wife should find a better partner. People fall down all the time, but you're not a loser until you say you were pushed. You just said you were pushed.

By the way, I was just reminded of a Twilight Zone episode, where a guy answered questions before they were asked.

To get to the other side.

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Dan Riffle

10 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

Wait...are you spying on me?

Who me? Of course not.

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Claude Whitacre

10 years ago

Originally Posted by Dan Riffle

I don't disagree with most of what you said here. However, we don't have enough info to determine the quoted part above. She very well could have developed that attitude prior.

You're right. I'll delete that part.

Wait...are you spying on me?

I wonder who is going to wonder what zone we have entered. And why am I thinking of that 30 minutes in the past?

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Dennis Gaskill 10 years ago

Originally Posted by Dan Riffle

Who me? Of course not.

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

Wait...are you spying on me?

Seems like we've entered the Twilight Zone with the answer coming before the question.
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- Frank Donovan 10 years ago
  
  Does anyone know what zone we could have entered?
  
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  Claude Whitacre 10 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Frank Donovan
  
  Does anyone know what zone we could have entered?
  
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  I don't even have words to describe how funny that was.
  
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- bizgrower 10 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Dennis Gaskill
  
  Seems like we've entered the Twilight Zone with the answer coming before the question.
  
  Naw. They got review copies of the upcoming "Be Funny on Forums" WSO. Page nine.
  
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  Naw. They got review copies of the upcoming "Be Funny on Forums" WSO. Page nine.
  
  I just got my review copy of "Be Funny On Forums". Could anyone tell me what page I should be looking up?
  
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mattschymanga

10 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

People fall down all the time, but you're not a loser until you say you were pushed. You just said you were pushed.

What is this supposed to mean?, I don't think I get it.

If someone says they were pushed, how does that makes them a loser?

I just googled this and I don't find any such saying/one-liner.

Please enlighten.

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Dan Riffle

10 years ago

Originally Posted by mattschymanga

What is this supposed to mean?, I don't think I get it.

If someone says they were pushed, how does that makes them a loser?

I just googled this and I don't find any such saying/one-liner.

Please enlighten.

He's saying people fail all the time. Only losers blame their failures on others. Winners take personal responsibility for their actions.

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mattschymanga 10 years ago

Originally Posted by Dan Riffle

He's saying people fail all the time. Only losers blame their failures on others. Winners take personal responsibility for their actions.

I must admit, it felt liberating after reading this. As I look back, I did tend to blame others when things went wrong with me. Surprisingly, such situations tended to repeat themselves - with me ending up blaming someone else next time. I can see how taking personal responsibility is way better approach.

However, I do have a question.

How will this apply to someone who, by nature, is subdued or peace loving? Or in other words, someone who is mild by nature, and has trouble giving it back to people when confronted directly - even when the fault lies with other person involved?

Let's suppose it is under such situations that this person resorts to some other outlet (like either quitting the job, ending a relationship, drinking, staying outside more than in the house etc.). Since for him there are no other choices. It's not that he is a coward, but is just not built this way; or prefers facing problems by starting over with something better than make the current one work?
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Rick Rodd

10 years ago

My friends told me I drank my piss and I exclaimed, "This beer sucks!"

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bizgrower

10 years ago

Originally Posted by mattschymanga

I tried driving my car backwards on a highway, but not in the opposite direction. So technically, I was not violating any traffic laws

I still get drunk from time to time and do crazy stuff. To be honest this is all my wife's fault. She won't give me space, keeps snooping & spying on me be it online or offline.

So I use beer to remind myself that marriage is a good thing.

I hope that, at worst, this and your avatar tagline are just a poor attempt at humor.

If they are a true snapshot of your view of your life, I hope you are young enough that you
did not have kids and can annul the marriage. If it's too late for that, I hope you
and your wife - it takes two - can turn it around.

I've seen too many great kids having to be raised by Grandparents or relatives - or get into Child
Protective Services and the foster care system.

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laurencewins

10 years ago

I have successfully lived a life without ever having been drunk.
Personally I don't see the appeal, but that's just my opinion.

I just wish people who drink wouldn't drive or do stupid things to other people.

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thunderbird

10 years ago

I don't drink much and when I do, I don't behave much differently than I otherwise behave. I do recall how someone was being an ass at a party and made the excuse that he was drinking. I said, "Stick your hand in the fireplace." He refused to do that, so I said, "Ah, so you can control yourself."

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Richard Van

10 years ago

I only ever drink tea.

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MissTerraK

10 years ago

I got nothin'.

I can do some pretty embarrassing things without the aid of drink.

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Richard Van

10 years ago

When I was very young, about 15 or so, I was having a wee up against a wall when I thought one of my friends tapped me on the shoulder. I turned round and continued weeing. Only it was a policeman, not my friend and it went all down his trousers and his shoe.

My first night in the cells.

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bizgrower

10 years ago

Originally Posted by Richard Van

When I was very young, about 15 or so, I was having a wee up against a wall when I thought one of my friends tapped me on the shoulder. I turned round and continued weeing. Only it was a policeman, not my friend and it went all down his trousers and his shoe.

My first night in the cells.

Rough job being a policeman.

My friend did the same thing. Only it was a big bear that surprised him.
No night in the cells, but record speed getting home.

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Richard Van 10 years ago

Originally Posted by bizgrower

Rough job being a policeman.

My friend did the same thing. Only it was a big bear that surprised him.
No night in the cells, but record speed getting home.

Dam civilised bear tapping your pal on the shoulders like that too.
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  Originally Posted by Richard Van
  
  Dam civilised bear tapping your pal on the shoulders like that too.
  
  It was. Permission based eating practiced here.
  
  Actually, he was peeing against a dumpster and the bear popped his head out of the dumpster.
  I should have said roughly the same thing happened.
  
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  It was. Permission based eating practiced here.
  
  I have a friend who grew up here but was Canadian and moved back several years ago. He always said the bears asked before they ate anyone.
  
  I probably believed him too after a few beers.
  
  Actually, he was peeing against a dumpster and the bear popped his head out of the dumpster.
  I should have said roughly the same thing happened.
  
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bizgrower 10 years ago

Originally Posted by MissTerraK

I got nothin'.

I can do some pretty embarrassing things without the aid of drink.

Terra

And Riffle's right there to 'help'.
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10 years ago

I've decided to walk on seats in theatre.

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Richard Van 10 years ago

Originally Posted by RichardGB

I've decided to walk on seats in theatre.

Really? What made you decide that?
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bizgrower

10 years ago

This thread has depressed me; therefore it is mattschymanga's fault that I got up,
hopped in my car, drove to the teller machine to get cash, and then drove to the
liquor store to buy some beer, opened the beer, and drank the beer. Then I got a DUI.

Now, because it is all mattscymanga's fault, I think he should pay for my lawyer and all other costs.
And, he should take my DUI courses and do my community service time as well.

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ceenote100

10 years ago

In a nightclub, I was sucking on some other chick's breasts and had no idea my gf at the time was standing just a few feet away watching the whole thing go down.

A few minutes later I saw her outside on the ground crying. My dumb ass went up to her and asked what was wrong. I felt like a total douche afterwards but then I realized that I really am a douche.

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Claude Whitacre

10 years ago

Originally Posted by ceenote100

In a nightclub, I was sucking on some other chick's breasts and had no idea my gf at the time was standing just a few feet away watching the whole thing go down.

A few minutes later I saw her outside on the ground crying. My dumb ass went up to her and asked what was wrong. I felt like a total douche afterwards but then I realized that I really am a douche.

The beginning of wisdom.

Wait until you're an old married guy. If a lady was willing to let me do what you did, the first thing I would do, is run home to my wife and brag to her that a woman still wants me.
And she would tell me those words that every man wants to hear; "That's nice. Supper will be on in 15 minutes, and the season finale of Doctor Who is on tonight."

Being married to a woman that knows you completely, is extremely freeing, I find.

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Lucian Lada 10 years ago

Originally Posted by ceenote100

I felt like a total douche afterwards but then I realized that I really am a douche.

For asking what's wrong or for sucking that chick's tits? Two very different things.
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MikeAmbrosio

10 years ago

Oh my, where do I begin...

My first drunken experience I was about 14. I was at a friends house (hahahahehehehahaha...) and I was on like my 6th or 7th beer (hahahaHAHAHAHA)... and then hahahaha just about the time I... hahahahahahaha!!!!!

Then there was the time when I was about 16...hahahaha...me and this girl - I THINK it was my girlfriend, but I can't remember - hehehehehahahahahahaha.... and then...and then...hahahaHAHAHAHAHA! And before we knew it - HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Oh my...

OH YEAH, this one time when I was on Diego Garcia... hahahahahohohohohoho! and there was this altercation with those SeaBees - HAHAHAHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!!!!! and when we all came to, we couldn't figure out where the black magic marker drawings came from!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Ah yes - I could go on and on....

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