This Restaurant Wants to Be the Worst Rated on Yelp!
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Owner says this has been the best advertising campaign he's launched in years. Ratings here:
Botto Italian Bistro - Richmond, CA | Yelp
The visit would have been enjoyable, but the waiters are all naked but for loin cloths. I mean, who can concentrate on dinner with a scantily dressed hunk with a muscular torso swinging around on vines, delivering your pizza? And besides, they charge extra for bread and they don't change the TV channel ... EVER. |
They will not deliver to my area. Unacceptable. I should mention that I live in NJ. |
I haven't even eaten here nor been in the state of CA in about 10 years and I can still tell you this place sucks. Way to stick it to Yelp Botto! |
Ugh. Don't EVEN get me started! No really, I can't start. I never ate there. I live in Florida for Christ's sake. |
Why are cats allowed in here? Do you use Vaseline to make the noodles glisten? I might eat here again. |
Used to be a laundromat and tattoo parlor, kept the laundromat. Bring your dirty clothes and plenty of quarters. Pet friendly, saw two cats, three monkeys and a ferret. In the ice bucket challenge, they use ice made from the tears of super models. |
Last night, 2AM, I was beginning to head for bed. I was hungry, and had a bit of a craving for pizza. I shrugged, and finished up my homework. Before I knew it, half an hour had passed, and still nobody from Botto had arrived at my door with something delicious. The restaurant industry lives or dies on anticipating the desires of their diners. Botto failed to anticipate my craving. Instead they closed doors at their regular hours. Further, I have it on good authority that they don't even deliver. I dare not even inquire if they have any professionally trained psychics on staff. Utterly abysmal. |
I thought this place was OK when I was in town looking for some local Italian but even the mediocre food couldn't be overcome by the stench of Yelp! haters. How DARE you question the Gods of Yelp, who know far better than anyone else who is a real customer and who is a disgruntled ex-employee. If you think you are fit to question them you're no better than they are...waitaminnit -- NO ONE IS BETTER THAN THEY ARE! I hope you rot in hell you ungrateful *******s! And no, I don't likea the sauce! |
As a New Orleans resident, I am appalled at Botto Bistro. I gave the appropriate one star review, and I am waiting on my well deserved 25% discount on my delivery order. Terrible customer service experience at the phone. I called on Saturday at 12:15pm(CST) and it went straight to voicemail! What is this nonsense of hours of operation? It's look at the time, it's lunchtime. GO BACK TO ITALY CERRETINI! You are like a fake noodle! AN IMPASTA!!!!!!!!!!!! To top this all off I had create a yelp account to post this... |
What do you mean you don't deliver to San Diego?! I think that is no fair at all!!! I guess I will just eat what I have around the house. And on a side note Yelp can eat my a$$! |
Eek! Me thinks not! Too many hookers and crackheads outside the restaurant... the restaurant bathroom had a couple of homeless folks inside as well, including a crazy cat lady taking a bath in the sink and washing her personal items... YUK! |
f I could give this cesspool of putrid filth a lower rating, I would certainty do so with no hesitation. I was in California on vacation and decided to look up menus of restaurants in the area. I was intrigued by their, seemingly, appealing food choices. I could not have been more wrong. Every item I ordered was either made incorrectly, not cooked properly, or the wrong item altogether. When I brought this to the waitress' attention, she told me to 'get bent' and flipped me the bird. 45 minutes later, she brought out different random food items and threw them onto the table while cackling loudly and singing Metallica songs with fervor. At this point, is when I attempted to leave but was stopped, taken into a basement, and left in a trap that would lead to my certain death. My only hope of escape was to train the many rats to chew through the ropes that bound me and crawl through my own blood to safety. I write this from the hospital. They say I will never fully recover... All in all, I would definitely go back and recommend it to anyone! |
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