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11 years ago

Cool one, nice idea. It's different from other and thats what makes it cooler and unique, sick of those who says best services and then fail you after you pay them.

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XponentSYS

11 years ago

"Local Businessman Winds up With Egg on His Face After Accidentally Ending Business Call With 'I Love You'"

....Read on to Discover The SHOCKING Response he Got!

Okay... I made that one up.... but funny, right?

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Claude Whitacre

11 years ago

Originally Posted by XponentSYS

"Local Businessman Winds up With Egg on His Face After Accidentally Ending Business Call With 'I Love You'"

....Read on to Discover The SHOCKING Response he Got!

Okay... I made that one up.... but funny, right?

Not funny. Brilliant. Just replace the "Businessman" with "Carpet Cleaner", and you have a real winner there. Try not reading it.

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XponentSYS 11 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

Not funny. Brilliant. Just replace the "Businessman" with "Carpet Cleaner", and you have a real winner there. Try not reading it.

Oh yeah. The KEY to any great copy is to compell a response.... to read on. This one would do that!

"Local Carpet Cleaner Winds up With Egg on His Face After Accidentally Saying 'I Love You' as he Left Mrs. Myer's House Last Tuesday!

....Here's The SHOCKING Event That Happened Next...
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XponentSYS

11 years ago

Or something like.......

"Local Carpet Cleaner Emberrasses Himself Publically After Accidentally Saying 'I Love You' as he Left Mrs. Myer's House Last Tuesday!

....Here's The SHOCKING Event That Happened Next...

This is fun. I could do this all day.

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mikeink

11 years ago

Originally Posted by XponentSYS

Or something like.......

"Local Pest Control
Guy Emberrasses Himself Publically After Accidentally Saying 'I Love bug You' as he Left Mrs. Myer's House Last Tuesday!

....Here's The SHOCKING Event That Happened Next...

This is fun. I could do this all day.

Yep could do this all day also,

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RRG

11 years ago

Originally Posted by PaulintheSticks

On a carpet cleaners yellow pages ad in Big Letters with quotes:

"We Want to Work For You"

Brilliant

Actually, I wonder if it might work to some extent just because its different and doesn't say "best customer service" or "best price around".

No, it's really not any better.

Here's what's better:

A direct-response ad with a WARNING headline and some FREE information.

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XponentSYS

11 years ago

Now that I'm being serious..... what RRG said.

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XponentSYS

11 years ago

Maybe like....

WARNING: You're Putting Your Health At RISK If You Hire a Carpet Cleaner WITHOUT Reading This FREE REPORT

..... then goes to a landing page or 800 number (or both) offering a report explaining something like if a carpet company doesn't properly maintain their equipment, you're getting EVERYONE ELSE'S dirt in YOUR home.

Then it leads into how YOUR client manages that risk.

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mert

11 years ago

Originally Posted by XponentSYS

Maybe like....

WARNING: You're Putting Your Health At RISK If You Hire a Carpet Cleaner WITHOUT Reading This FREE REPORT

..... then goes to a landing page or 800 number (or both) offering a report explaining something like if a carpet company doesn't properly maintain their equipment, you're getting EVERYONE ELSE'S dirt in YOUR home.

Then it leads into how YOUR client manages that risk.

That's some awesome headline!
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I think that pitch works 100x better. We're no longer in the 80's where people still believes on these crap: best customer service or cheapest price!

Although at some extent it has credibility, it's a waste of yellow pages!

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RRG

11 years ago

Originally Posted by XponentSYS

Maybe like....

WARNING: You're Putting Your Health At RISK If You Hire a Carpet Cleaner WITHOUT Reading This FREE REPORT

..... then goes to a landing page or 800 number (or both) offering a report explaining something like if a carpet company doesn't properly maintain their equipment, you're getting EVERYONE ELSE'S dirt in YOUR home.

Then it leads into how YOUR client manages that risk.

Bingo! Bongo!

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Tracy411

11 years ago

Hahahaha!

These are pretty funny, but also are excellent examples of good copy. They can be tweaked slightly to be less...funny

Tracy

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