A bit of humour

Graham Maddison · 09-08-2009, 03:02 PM

A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door.

-The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.

"Not a chance," says the husband, "it is 3:00 in the morning!" He slams the door and returns to bed.

"Who was that?" asked his wife.

"Just some drunken guy asking for a push," he answers.

"Did you help him?" she asks.

"No, I did not, it is 3:00 in the morning and it is pouring rain out there!"

"Well, you have a short memory," says his wife. "Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down, and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself!"

The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out I into the pounding rain.
-He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?"

"Yes," comes back the answer.

"Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.

"Yes, please!" came the reply from the dark.
"Where are you?" asks the husband.

….. "Over here on the swing," replied the drunk

Graham

Leon Bowes · 09-08-2009, 03:11 PM

I like it Graham.....LOL

Leon

Patrician · 09-08-2009, 04:16 PM

ha ha - drunks are always pushy...

GT · 09-08-2009, 11:27 PM

Graham, Graham, you are a humorous man after my own heart. Love your humour - thanks for posting the joke.

GT

09-08-2009, 03:02 PM	#1
Graham Maddison Graham Maddison War Room Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Luton, England Posts: 954 Thanks: 223 Thanked 199 Times in 114 Posts Social Networking	A bit of humour A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door. -The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push. "Not a chance," says the husband, "it is 3:00 in the morning!" He slams the door and returns to bed. "Who was that?" asked his wife. "Just some drunken guy asking for a push," he answers. "Did you help him?" she asks. "No, I did not, it is 3:00 in the morning and it is pouring rain out there!" "Well, you have a short memory," says his wife. "Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down, and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself!" The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out I into the pounding rain. -He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?" "Yes," comes back the answer. "Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband. "Yes, please!" came the reply from the dark. "Where are you?" asks the husband. ….. "Over here on the swing," replied the drunk Graham
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09-08-2009, 03:11 PM	#2
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