Want To Keep Low Profile On Google

LOL

This forum has become the most bizarre place. People now come here to learn how NOT to be ranked in search engines.

This thread reminded me of a memory of a gas station attendant that I once knew in the early 80s that would always respond to drivers that pulled over to ask for directions with "You can't get there from here, you have to go back where you came from."

I guess it makes sense for someone that knows nothing about SEO to ask a question about search engines within an SEO forum. But this is something that they could have discovered instantly if they only knew how to perform a search on a search engine.

To use an analogy, it is like someone that drove to a far away town to just to ask how to find something located in the town they came from.

It makes as much sense as making an appointment to meet a professional mathematician just to ask "If I own 2 calculators and then purchase 2 more, how many calculators do I now own?"

Would the typically mathematician answer the question with a simple reply of "four"?

Or, would they ask "You came all this way to ask this question?"

If you want to know how to avoid being listed in Google, why not google it?

That is what Google is for, is it not?

No one could answer that question better than Google itself, and no place could be easier to find the answer, yet they go to the trouble of starting a new thread to ask a question that could have been answered in far less time by a simple Google search.

This is has become one really weird place.

You're not going to bury CNN on the SERPs, it's done.

What's the niche? Is it weight loss?

Finally, someone understands the scenario and has a solution. I thank you for the valuable suggestions and your input Chaz.

Sure but that's a lot more difficult to pull off when the competition (ex: CNN, etc...) is an authority.

The question is, how active is the client drama on the web? Is it United Airlines type drama where everyone knows about the subject?