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Dear Google.....

First of all I want to apologize for being stupid enough in assuming you really "care" about your adsense publishers and adword advertisers. I should have known that a company such as yourself is way too BIG to even care about the little guys like us.

I want to thank you for slapping my sites back even though they were 1000 + words a piece, written by experts in there field, that were not duplicate content and ACTUALLY contained useful, valuable info.

Perhaps I am being too harsh google, perhaps there may be another reason your new Panda algo bitch slapped my quality sites. PERHAPS...loading time, navigation, backlinks etc etc. Yes, PERHAPS that may be the problem, then PERHAPS it's best you deal the same force to other sites in my niche such as those one page Xfactor sites that remain untouched at the 1 position spammed to hell with blog comments.

Whats that google?.....Quality content did you say? OH great, that makes perfect sense. Thankyou for being so precise, geeez, you really do mean it when you state we should work with you rather than against you.

I just want to let you know google, I followed by the rules, no dodgy SEO tactics, original content, great SEO on page, offpage, navigation spot on. I even went as far as to limit my effort to a select few sites rather than churning out 100s of 1 page B*&**** just to please you almighty google.

But hey, perhaps I am overreacting. Yes, PERHAPS. In reality it was all my fault GOOGLE, from $170+ daily, 3 sites, PERHAPS I was asking for trouble. Would you be so kind enough to tell me what I can do to get back in your good books? Please, pretty please.......

You know what, go hump a camel. Your worse than that guy who jacked the facebook idea from those 2 giant nazi looking fellas. What's his name....Zuckerberg or sumfing, yeh thats him.

I was foolish to put all my eggs in one basket, I admit. But it ok, no more loving for you google. You wanna play dirty? GREAT, makes my life easier..... I have to be off now google, gotta start working on CPA sites and building a list, going by law of averages the more sites, the merrier. See ya soon Google.

Phew, feel better now....wait wait, wait....SCREW U GOOGLE :-) Thats it, all better now.
#dear #google
  • Profile picture of the author visimedia
    haha...... you funny..
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  • Profile picture of the author trytolearnmore
    Submit a "reconsideration form"
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    • Profile picture of the author mbmehmet
      Yep, I have submitted a request, done everything poss. In all honesty, what is the point? Unfairly slapped like judas by one of the biggest companies in the world....It's clear I am not the only one, oh well, guess will move on and start climbing again.

      It's good to know the bods at Scroogle have a sense of humour. "Panda" update, far from bloody cute & innocent. Scroogle, hope you sleep easy at night, Microsoft, hope you win your court case.

      :-)
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    • Profile picture of the author redstanford
      Originally Posted by trytolearnmore View Post

      Submit a "reconsideration form"
      is this actually worth doing? in webmaster tools i assume

      i have a site that crapped out and has been out of teh rankings for over 2 weeks.
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  • Profile picture of the author Clyde
    You're not the only one. Now is time to work against Google.
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    • Profile picture of the author mbmehmet
      Originally Posted by μNiches View Post

      You're not the only one. Now is time to work against Google.
      Yep, I hate to say and admit it, but you are completely right. If you can't win by playing by the rules them we might as well break em. It's so not fair, but hey, what can you do.

      I feel like I have been raped, yet I payed for it. What does that make me? I feel violated with the way scroogle have touched me, I feel, I feel, like I have been touched for the very first time. Again, google, go scroogle yourself.
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      • Profile picture of the author Lucid
        Originally Posted by mbmehmet View Post

        If you can't win by playing by the rules them we might as well break em.
        Would like to see how you'll do that, especially since I assume you are not and can't become China.

        Are you sure you are playing by the rules? Do you know what the rules are? Hard to play if you don't know the rules.

        An analogy: the NY Yankees say they are the best team in baseball. Giants fans will object as they are the World Series champions. The Yankees lose against the worst team, I think that team will have a different opinion as that day, the other team is the best. True, the Yankees have won the most championships so they are best by that measure.

        The point is, things change and the best can be measured in different ways. Today, you lost a game. Pick yourself up so you can win tomorrow's.
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  • Profile picture of the author nicktyler
    Sounds like you didn't just get the Google slap but also caught the Google clap!! It could take a while to get over and as te trust has gone the relationship might never be the same again.
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    • Profile picture of the author mbmehmet
      Your right, I feel betrayed. Google has cheated on me, and I caught em red handed. Now it's time for revenge.....
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      • Profile picture of the author trytolearnmore
        Originally Posted by mbmehmet View Post

        Your right, I feel betrayed. Google has cheated on me, and I caught em red handed. Now it's time for revenge.....
        Nice plan. Become China and just shut Google Down.
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        • Profile picture of the author mbmehmet
          Originally Posted by trytolearnmore View Post

          Nice plan. Become China and just shut Google Down.
          LMAO If only my friend, if only......
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    • Profile picture of the author redstanford
      haha the google clap!
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    • Profile picture of the author Alex Peltonen
      Ha ha ha!
      Great posts! That was really quite entertaining especially the last part. I really felt every word you said about Google but don't worry, you're not alone. I'm sure thousands of us experiencing the same phenomenon.
      Can't speak yet though how would I react with it.
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  • Profile picture of the author Fernando Veloso
    It happens to everybody.

    Sooner or later you'll find yourself scratching your head trying to understand what just happened when in all honesty you were running clean/white hat/updated/relevant websites.

    Thats why I say this, again:

    Trying to feed the gods of Google is just stupid. What you need to feed is your VISITORS so they come back AND/OR promote your website.

    Completely different business model? Sure is. But you don't stand in the line of fire like a sitting duck waiting for the kill.

    Just my 2 cents after several crash and burn with solid sites replaced at TOP by some pieces of crap of 2 pages websites with 2K backlinks from Romainian forums.

    Updates from Google just reinforce the backhat techniques and the discovery of new approaches to grab visitors/customers.

    Simply put: Adsense monetized websites are really sitting ducks.

    Quack quack!! Bang! Bang!
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  • Profile picture of the author yukon
    Banned
    I have a box of kleenex I'm willing to donate to this pity party. :p
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  • Profile picture of the author HKSEO Rotzee
    Tables with only one leg will almost always fall. You wouldn't have Thanksgiving and put food that took hours to make on a uni-leg table barely balancing itself, would you? Of course not, now go out and build more legs for a table that can handle your dinner and start eating!

    Good luck brother, I'm sorry to hear this happened to you and I'm positive you can bounce back if you stick with it.
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  • Profile picture of the author PPC-Coach
    It's Google's internet, we just use it.

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  • Profile picture of the author NastyBlast
    Dear Google,

    You are a stress engine not a search engine. You stress people out to the point where they make posts like this

    hahhahah
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