2013 Google Update Name!

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I thought I make this post just for fun. If you would like post your predication for the next Google update that will be in 2013. Also if you want add what you think they will do. Most likely one of us are going to right.

My Guess

Google Gorilla - It's going to punch the use for blog commenting with a keyword username in the face. That would effect allot of seo businesses and practically kill blog spamming.
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  • Profile picture of the author PerformanceMan
    Google Honey Badger.
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  • Profile picture of the author Capbell
    You guys simply don't get it, it's been years and you still don't get it.

    Penguin and panda were named the way they were because they are BLACK and WHITE (black hat vs white hat).......

    Therefore the next big one will be called zebra or similar.
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    • Profile picture of the author mrswagset
      Originally Posted by Capbell View Post

      You guys simply don't get it, it's been years and you still don't get it.

      Penguin and panda were named the way they were because they are BLACK and WHITE (black hat vs white hat).......

      Therefore the next big one will be called zebra or similar.

      Lol I thought I was the only one who saw it that way
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    • Profile picture of the author Isaiah Coe
      Originally Posted by Capbell View Post

      You guys simply don't get it, it's been years and you still don't get it.

      Penguin and panda were named the way they were because they are BLACK and WHITE (black hat vs white hat).......

      Therefore the next big one will be called zebra or similar.
      I knew there was a patter just didn't think of it being that, lol.

      If going to be Google Zebra, we already have a masscot.
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      • Profile picture of the author kaytav
        Originally Posted by Isaiah Coe View Post

        I knew there was a patter just didn't think of it being that, lol.

        If going to be Google Zebra, we already have a masscot.
        Ohh Yaa.... What better mascot could you find for a update named Google Zebra than our good old Marty. This would become viral in no time....
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      • Profile picture of the author nicholas08
        Originally Posted by Isaiah Coe View Post

        I knew there was a patter just didn't think of it being that, lol.

        If going to be Google Zebra, we already have a masscot.
        Haha. I love this idea. Maybe I could register a domain "googlezebra dot com" in advance!
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    • Profile picture of the author ajaydassor
      You are right the next update by google will be named as Google Zebra Update.
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  • Profile picture of the author ralchevd
    Google Grumpy Cat.
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  • Profile picture of the author Icematikx
    Google stop using Fiverr gigs
    Google stop using spun content
    Google stop building crappy web 2.0's
    Google focus on your readers and not the bots or else we'll drop your rankings by 500 and destroy your online income - just to blame us (at which point, we'll laugh)

    Just a few guesses.
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  • Profile picture of the author sovereignn
    GOOGLE CRANE

    Giving your website a swift crane kick to the face
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  • Profile picture of the author mrswagset
    ZEBRA!!! Gorilla just sounds better! lol
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  • Profile picture of the author frankierusso3
    I too go with gorilla
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  • Profile picture of the author Oranges
    How about "Troll-Zilla"
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  • Profile picture of the author Slazengeer
    Google Gecko
    Google Grizzly Bear
    Google Phython
    Google Squid
    Google Puma
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  • Profile picture of the author kakucis
    Google Grumpy Cat it is!

    Well blog comments are already down voted but Google so I don't think that we will see another change in this area.

    My guess is that Google will continue to concentrate its effort on unique content and brand names instead of keywords. They done it already but not enough since many sites still ranks well with crappy content.
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  • Profile picture of the author yukon
    Banned
    Code name Whisker Biscuit.
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    • Profile picture of the author Isaiah Coe
      Originally Posted by yukon View Post

      Code name Whisker Biscuit.
      LOL, thats funny.
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  • Profile picture of the author squadron
    Originally Posted by Isaiah Coe View Post

    I thought I make this post just for fun. If you would like post your predication for the next Google update that will be in 2013.
    Google Bitchy Beaver. Any site with a link to a Facebook profile page will get a 3 page penalty. If you have a link to a Google Plus profile you will be just fine
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  • Profile picture of the author neha12
    Google's Paina Any website with a real author will deindexed by search engine.
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  • Profile picture of the author Murphysmurfy
    It's already been hinted that its Google Dinosaur if you watch their video (don't have link)
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  • Profile picture of the author sahildd
    Why Google is using animal names for his updates according to me google will update his next update with another animal :p
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  • Profile picture of the author dynamicdreamz1
    Google Mayan Fail
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  • Profile picture of the author webss
    Google Skunk

    Will focus on something Stinky
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    Banned
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    • Profile picture of the author rahmanpaidar
      Originally Posted by taitaweb View Post

      Google Honey Badger.
      Has someone so far looked at all this true spammer's posts???
      All his posts are either duplicate posts from other member's
      or just consists of one or two words such as "thanks".
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      • Profile picture of the author dennis09
        Originally Posted by rahmanpaidar View Post

        Has someone so far looked at all this true spammer's posts???
        All his posts are either duplicate posts from other member's
        or just consists of one or two words such as "thanks".
        Tittysprinkles
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  • Profile picture of the author laurencewins
    Google The Armageddon.
    Google Business Slayer.
    Google Pain in the Ass.
    Google Grumpy.
    Google the Destroyer.

    All suitable and probably all wrong. but it is fun speculating.
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    Google Bat - Making things upside down.
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  • Profile picture of the author SFM Champ
    Google Ferret: weaseling out bad marketers!
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    • Profile picture of the author Backlinko
      Originally Posted by SFM Champ View Post

      Google Ferret: weaseling out bad marketers!
      This has my vote!
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      • Profile picture of the author gedtee
        Postman Pat, (well he's got a black and white cat)
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        • Profile picture of the author ccole
          Google Zebra or Google Skunk -
          Penalize all the sites who use Fiverr gigs.. lol
          Or it could be eliminate those blog comments the has this post "great job.." or "nicely done mate"..
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    Originally Posted by Isaiah Coe View Post

    I thought I make this post just for fun. If you would like post your predication for the next Google update that will be in 2013. Also if you want add what you think they will do. Most likely one of us are going to right.

    My Guess

    Google Gorilla - It's going to punch the use for blog commenting with a keyword username in the face. That would effect allot of seo businesses and practically kill blog spamming.
    Google Viper? or Google Cobra? :rolleyes:
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  • Profile picture of the author brettb
    Predictions are a mug's game. However, I think 2013 will be quiet for anti-SEO updates. My reasoning is that the actual searches I've been doing lately have been pretty poor. There's way too much old stuff showing up now, like forum posts from 2006. Soory Google, but authority does not always equal the best results!

    2013 could be a bit of a search backlash year if the general public start noticing it too.

    Search is wide open for Facebook, Apple or Amazon to steal from Google.
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  • Profile picture of the author nicktyler
    I'm going for te black and white animal theme so:

    Badger
    Zebra
    Cow
    Orca
    Skunk
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  • Profile picture of the author mudassarali143
    Google Lizard
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  • Profile picture of the author Mkcoy
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    Google fart.

    Actually the panda should have been called this. Then they should have called the penguin update the Google shit.

    As for Emanuel well, the Google shart 'cus Google trying to hard to push it out.
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  • Profile picture of the author vendor
    Google ant hill kicker
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    Google hunter
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  • Profile picture of the author Rehmat
    I read somewhere that Google may name its next update as "Google Dinosaur". The guess is based on a video by Matt Cutts...
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  • Profile picture of the author Isaiah Coe
    Originally Posted by weston2012 View Post

    Whatever comes in Google update. Google only trying to stop spamming and some software service in SEO. I am just spam free. That's why always get best output in SEO.

    That is true.
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  • Profile picture of the author jasmin007
    Google animal update
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  • Profile picture of the author humbledmarket
    Banned
    I find google likes to use cute names for their game changing updates (maybe seems to mitigate the view of it's impact lol)

    My guess is Google Bears or Google Dolphin (<- This seems more likely)

    Anybody's guess what google might change this time; I think it would be slightly less serious but more focused towards user interaction and action as well as social signals. Large importance with backlinks but better detection of foul play specifically further with wikis. Maybe some changes on search displays

    I think blog comments already took quite a large hit. I try to avoid any bulk blog comments in our SEO campaigns...firstly having websites myself, I hate those spam and also very often easy to get penalized especially with those "auto approve list"; aways tried to avoid those tactics - not reliable.
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  • Profile picture of the author GuybrushT
    The Google Goggle - Matt Cutt's new gear for scanning the interwebs for traces of spammy links and spun content.
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  • Profile picture of the author Converting Copy
    I'm going to echo the black and white theory and say either:
    Google Zebra (most likely)
    Google Skunk
    or Google Milk Cow (least likely, unless they want to drive some point home about bloated content).
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  • Profile picture of the author Dead Body
    Don't say this.. all of my SEO campaigns are on Blog Commenting Giving me good results..
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  • Profile picture of the author Demetrius
    Punching at the face of blog comments which are using keywords in the name field, can be a very good idea.
    Don't say this.. all of my SEO campaigns are on Blog Commenting Giving me good results..
    You should not be worried. Your campaign can still go on.

    We can call it then "Google Boxer Update" while there are already too many animals in their updates.
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  • Profile picture of the author sathishvaratharaj
    How about Google donkey

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  • Profile picture of the author spaculus
    New update name of google are Google Zebra and Google Skunk
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  • Profile picture of the author kayfrank
    I did a similar blog post on this some time ago. My favorite was Skunk!
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