Damn Penguin 2.0, my rankings all increased!!

by UMS
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Curse Google. Curse SEO.

What's wrong with Google, all my website rankings increased since the Penguin 2.0 update.

This seriously bothers me. Just got to hope I can find a way to drop all my rankings back to where they were before the update.
#damn #increased #penguin #rankings #sarcasm
  • Profile picture of the author PROmotions LLC
    Sorry to hear this man, getting high ranking sucks, and a lot of legit people got hit after these updates. Have you considered getting 100,000 blog comment backlinks? That has proven to lower your rankings, rather fast.
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  • Profile picture of the author online only
    Same here. But then again, I'm getting decent links which are not getting devalued in the near future.
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  • Profile picture of the author yukon
    Banned
    I'm ranking above the Google logo.
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  • Profile picture of the author PerformanceMan
    Originally Posted by UMS View Post

    Curse Google. Curse SEO.

    What's wrong with Google, all my website rankings increased since the Penguin 2.0 update.

    This seriously bothers me. Just got to hope I can find a way to drop all my rankings back to where they were before the update.
    Stupid thread by a little bragging man.

    Add some value, big shot.

    Tell the newbs about your glorious 'link building' plans. I'm sure they'll be enthralled by your tales of mastery.
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    • Profile picture of the author UMS
      Originally Posted by PerformanceMan View Post

      Stupid thread by a little bragging man.

      Add some value, big shot.

      Tell the newbs about your glorious 'link building' plans. I'm sure they'll be enthralled by your tales of mastery.
      I suggest you look at the tags for this thread. :p
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    • Profile picture of the author paulgl
      Originally Posted by PerformanceMan View Post

      Stupid thread by a little bragging man.

      Add some value, big shot.

      Tell the newbs about your glorious 'link building' plans. I'm sure they'll be enthralled by your tales of mastery.
      And...um...that adds value? For your sig?

      And how about your sig...let's take a gander at a little snippet:

      A site worth moving on from: An average or lower domain name.
      What the frick is that?!?! Like zillow.com? Ebay? Amazon? Orbitz? godaddy?

      A site worth saving: Has a solid domain name.
      You mean like mushroomarketingacademy.com ?

      ROTFLMAO!

      'shrooms more like it.

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  • Profile picture of the author Kevin Maguire
    Hire an "expert SeO" to build some Tears for you. No, not Tiers. We are changing the name back to Tears.
    Like the "expert SeO" who sells to clients and is like "hey no worries, we build Tiers of shit links, to your other shit links, to make a big tier of shit". What are Tears? "Oh these are what you will cry when We tank your business to the ground".
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