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Preferably from on innovative high ... direct to the most immediately availabyool tinglydangly sensoriums ... like you actschlly sum kinda personal SERVANT. That is my go-to synopsis of most evry ... [read more]
Thank you for your enthusiastic response! Very pleased to meet you -- and also extremely grateful your passion for everything I contribute to your life has inspired you to reach ... [read more]
How may we ansah this question? Simplest way is to scroll down this Forum Areah an' end up quickah in posts from like 20 frickin' 19 than othah more informative ... [read more]
& how do we know this? Hey, bcs I sittin' on a whole bunch of killah CONTENT rn. Frankly, it will revolutionize your very existence till'n you squirtin' all kindsa ... [read more]
DUNNO! Hey, I jus' want ice cream an' stuff.
Mortals have the sweetest evah memes. Like how PAIN can GO AWAY FOREVAH c/o MIRACULOUS TRANSFORMATION POWAHS under YOUR CONTROL. But as anywan who's been alive for longer than ... [read more]
Heya, Mindstuffs Sweetiepoppets! Jus' wanna ask sum SOUL QUERIES kinda hit on ACTSCHWL MATH. Gotta hope evrywan seen the followin' real dinky QUOTE-STROKE-MEME ... Life is falling down seven times ... [read more]
Anywan else got a SWIPE FILE? Yanno ... that Deepo Secrets repository fulla stuffs you nevah look in on till'n you STUCK? Tellya, like most copy persons, I been collectin' ... [read more]
So, hey -- I jus' purchased sum noo shoes maxin' out on a DINKIEST EVAH ticket. They look cool, they feel sweet, an' ima happy steppin' out in' em. Kinda ... [read more]
tbh, if'n you a COPYWRITER, you already LIVIN' THE DREAM bcs you a HOOMAN PERSON FULLA WANNA WANNA. Take a look round your home RIGHT NOW. (An' if'n you readin' ... [read more]
... is when the realisticest evah fyooture smoochies up excloosively on your troubled ass ... an' whispers evrythin' gonna be OK so's the only problem you got is bein' rowdy ... [read more]
Here's a thing I noticed recently. As a white space aficionado (an' I refer here to presentational formattin' rather than the vacuum many suppose exists between my ears), natchrlly I ... [read more]
Ain't this what you here for? Stoppin' by on this EXPERT forum, looking for ANSAS? Gotta say, there is plenty cool COPYWRITIN' AMMO stashed around the place, if'n you wanna ... [read more]
Seems I got banned again for bein' a naughty girl. Kinda ... postin' inappropriate responses to posts & stuff. Leastaways, that is how WF pitched the story when I logged ... [read more]
Hey ... I dunno -- who in hell areya anyways? Prolly I would need sum deets, like what kinda all-consoomin' fog clouds out yr braino -- plus alla the usual ... [read more]
Dooplicate Post Nirvana! Trooly I gone bananas!
I am not fonda cheese tastin' experiences. Prolly I would wanna always go pasta or sum kinda spicy. But I got cheese, one night all recent. "Plentya exotic varieties, sourced ... [read more]
Thing is, I know I should prolly wait till my 1000th post to celebrate sumthin’ here on WF other than my own day-to-day sporadicitude, but I am feelin’ kinda a) ... [read more]
Their smiles beam from under your burgers, these people who do not exist. With their trademark imaginary whatevers, they lure you to watch 'em persist. An' their words etch 'emselves ... [read more]
Oh, because if you had a razor, you would mebbe wanna cut sumthin' with it. Into shape. Sum undeniably immodest form gonna spin eyes agape. Prolly gemstones or glistenin' ore ... [read more]
Gotta hand it to Dickens. When he wrote A Christmas Carol, he gave the world a story it is difficult to believe will one day cease to be told. Centre ... [read more]
Good articles grab you hard by the lapels, plant a smoochilicious kiss on your lips, an’ drag you off to a sumptuous boudoir for the romp of your frickin’ life. ... [read more]
So hey, I been gone for a while, treadin' ether. Gotta tellya, I did not enjoy bein' a phantom at first, but alla that floatin' out on the Ectoplasmowispo kinda ... [read more]
Thing is, it is Easter. I struggle to imagine a less unreligious festival, an' the purpose of my post is not to invoke any kinda behaysoos, *bless moi* but jus' ... [read more]
To My Dearest Sister Edith, Forgive me for intruding upon you at this inopportune time. Father has kept me informed of how busy you have been at Culhough Farm, and ... [read more]
K, so I am bored with bein' dead. It is way overrated, an' there are limited options for spiritual development of any kind beyond 24/7 spectral vapidity. Thing is, I ... [read more]
Can someone tell me how to delete this? I am a halfwit.
This kinda stuff really excites me: Fairy tale origins thousands of years old, researchers say - BBC News We are used to people diggin' up all kindsa evidence about our ... [read more]
Lotta frickin' useless posts from like pre-2016 bein' bumped right now. I do not wanna see failed acrobat troupes barfed from the maws of opportunistic demons! Nor do I crave ... [read more]
Man, we got some heavy duty spam goin' on right now. Don't these guys know all relationship problems can be solved with bananas?
Everything I touch is made of turkey, an' the air is heavy with a methane fug. Chrismas jus' died in an orgy of indulgence but its poultry still clucks from ... [read more]
I'm so excited right now I could pass for a coke addict's nostrils in mid-sucko. Santa Claus is comin' -- an' he's bringin' a whole buncha crazy reindeer with ... [read more]
So I am researchin' stuff online, goin' round in circles, gettin' nowhere. Frazzled brain? Blame it on the Googie. *facepalm* So I dig out some actual books. An' while I'm ... [read more]
Outta The Labyrinth a blatant attempt to curry favor in pursuit of prizes “Ready, Princess?” says the Dwarf. I greet the glint in his eye with a smirk and tease ... [read more]
Birthday an' Thanksgiving always blend into the worst kinda excess for me an' I do not expect this year to break with tradition. Gonna roll out in fronta Mom later ... [read more]
It is surprisin' how dead lady poets still got potential to pack a punch in today's hard-hittin' world of internet marketin' an' self-development. Slap this cool poem from Emily Dickinson ... [read more]
I am picking up gamutto signalitude from the Cosmos. Every synapse is drilled down hard, like Daniel Craig refusin' a Spectral fisto. MONDAY! MONDAY! MAYDAY! Hey — I am tryin' ... [read more]
Turns out me & Webmarketer share a common rat interest. An' we are hot for poetry slam action right now. So we r gonna hog some forum space to verse ... [read more]
Copywritin' forum's lookin' kinda sluggish right now. Speak, idle monsters, or be foreverly damned, miscast as snails betrammed.
November 5th is so cool. I luv this swing of the cyc. Got writin' about Fawkes an' fire early on this week in Halloween's shade, so here's my mornin' motivational. ... [read more]
Love, sadness, passion, rage -- gonna write out alla the greats here an' throw 'em into the conundrum machine on a high temp wash. 'Cos we been figurin' on the ... [read more]
Tellya, Rome got my dreamocampus all honeyed out. Chillin' here on coffee, pizza, pasta, jelatz, and loadsa other good stuff gonna blitz the dial offa my carbometer. But I'm kinda ... [read more]
Figured I'd raise the bar on the debate crackin' off round here by postin' a YouTube vid of an elephant workin' out on a Jeep. But YouTube ain't the same ... [read more]
First off, you guys are crazy. I realise that's a dumb pitch for enticin' you to read on, so mebbe I'll rephrase that. You guys are frickin' crazy. So, come ... [read more]
...when you zap out stuff like this, all schwibbled with links no-one in their right mind would ever click, and you do so across every section of the forum, usin' ... [read more]
Fluxplay of angels and devils whumps nine of my toes onto spikes. Tenth, I dangle out before the universe before the universe mangles hope into doubt. *yikes* Don't watch the ... [read more]
C'mon -- for fun. After all, you gotta speculate to procreate, 'cos when you're top of the heap, the only way up is curtains. And now we're all super tweaky, ... [read more]
Seems a recent post on here flipped over and died. Shame, because it had mileage. And some. Be Brief, Balestra, We Don't Have All Day For Your Point. My point. ... [read more]
OK, so I got a squeeze of mayo stuff, whirled into a kinda cone, an olive with the anchovy sucked from the center, and a cocktail stick. Now I have ... [read more]