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| Fly Higher War Room Member Join Date: Mar 2009
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| "Attention! Special Operatives Required For Lucrative Elite Training at Our Secret War-Room Facility - Huge Earning and Learning Potential Guaranteed..." *BANG!!!* D'ya Hear that, Cadet?... That's the sweet sound of Explosive Money-Making Mojo (EM3) being squeezed into the minds of our Elite Warrior Forces... ...and right now we're opening the War Room doors for a few good men (and women) - like YOU - to join them ASAP Make no mistake - this ain't no 'Call of Duty', Cadet... ...this is your one true chance for a *Call of Booty!* Listen up - When you bust open these War Room doors and join our legion of money-hardened Warriors in 2-minutes time, you're gonna find enough eye-popping, super-classified, "Top Secret" marketing materials to fill an aircraft carrier...
...and blow me to hell, Cadet if one day (sooner than later) you can't get close to buying your very own fleet of "bank busters", once you put a fraction of this special-ops training to use in the online battlefield. Think I'm exagerrating do ya? Then glance an eagle-eye over these real-life draft papers from some of our recent trainees... [testimonial] [testimonial] [testimonial] As you can see, we're deadly serious about your training, Cadet. Rest assured we'll be gunning for your success. So whether you want to...
...there's only one simple gods-damn action you need to take right now: Grab your special 'Elite Warrior' certificate (a pathetic $37 bucks) and haul your Cadet ass straight through those Gold-plated War Room doors! [order button] It's time to move Cadet - or do I have to give your locker over to the next eagerly awaiting soldier of fortune?! . |
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| aka Avenuegirl War Room Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Right where I want to be...
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| *Call of Booty!* LOL |
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| Fly Higher War Room Member Join Date: Mar 2009
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Was tempted by 'Shake of Booty' - but doesn't quite fit this one |
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