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Old 10-08-2009, 02:16 PM   #1
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How I Trained a Lazy, Incompetent, Out of Work, Cheeky Chimpanzee with Attention-Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder to Make Oodles of Money


You may find this hard to believe but I have trained my pet monkey, Raquel, to become an Internet Marketer.

How did I do this?

Well, let me start at the beginning. I rescued Raquel from an animal shelter. She use to work in a circus but had her employment terminated. I was told that she was given her pink slip because she was an incompetent little monkey. And not only incompetent but down right lazy.

She couldn't find work anywhere. I have a great love for animals so I decided to take Raquel on to see if I could help her.

When I checked her resume things seemed very bleak. Her skill sets consisted of the following - roller skating, pie throwing and cigarette smoking.

Needless to say I was not very impressed.

But then I had a mad dash of genius. Being the entrepreneur that I am - I decided to train Raquel to become an Internet Marketer!

But where to begin?

There is only one place on this great big wide web to learn IM and that is at the Warrior Forum and not just the Warrior Forum but the Warrior War Room.

For a measly $37 I signed Raquel up and her education began.

I sat Raquel down in front of my computer and started reading her all the great money making strategic threads that are in the War Room.

At first it was very difficult. All Raquel wanted to do was roller skate around my home office and smoke cigarettes. Raquel only smokes unfiltered cigarettes and to amuse herself she'd spit tiny bits of tobacco at me. She was a very cheeky monkey.

It was then that I realized Raquel had attention-deficit hyperactivity disorder. She couldn't sit still and concentrate long enough to absorb all these great strategies.

But knowing that she had ADHD was half the battle. We developed a plan of treatment and before I knew it Raquel had become a calm and collected little monkey with a great thirst for knowledge.

After that everything was easy. Raquel learned to create, deploy and execute IM strategies such as List Building, Affiliate Marketing and Product Creation.

And her skill sets no longer consist of just roller skating, pie throwing and cigarette smoking. She has added the following skills - keyword research, content creation and HTML.

And not only that, Raquel is much happier now that she is her own Monkey.

She has created a nice little monkey business for herself and has loads of chimp change to spend.

And all because of a small investment in the War Room.

So you see - if a lazy, incompetent, out of work, cheeky chimpanzee with attention-deficit hyperactivity disorder can master IM imagine what you could do by joining the War Room.

Now if I can only find a way to get Raquel to quit smoking?
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LoL Loved the headline....made me laugh.

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LoL Loved the headline....made me laugh.
Thanks, Rod, you're a sweetheart.

And Raquel appreciates the banana flavored coffee you sent over.

Though it has been keeping her up at night it gives her more time to work.
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