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![]() World Exclusive: SECRET ONLINE CULT MEMBER REVEALS ALL!! Private Discussions Board Laid Bare! -------------------- - The Abominable Snowman - The Loch Ness Monster - Bigfoot - The Monkey God For generations, enquiring minds have sought to uncover the truth behind these enduring legends. But the biggest mystery for Internet Marketers has always been "Where do all the really successful money-makers gather?" Are the rumours of a "secret society", known only to the top players, really true? And if such a fabled sect exists, where exactly is it? How can other marketers access this inner sanctum; this marketing El Dorado? Okay, make that four mysteries. ![]() Hi. This is your intrepid reporter, Hunnie Trapp, and I've spent the last year searching for the answers to these very questions. On your behalf, dear reader, I've purchased all the big products from the so-called gurus and signed up for countless memberships and programs - but all to no avail. If there were any secrets, these gurus weren't sharing! I was beginning to wonder if the holy grail of internet marketing really did exist when - while following up on a source that spoke of a "portal" within a prominent IM board - I infiltrated The Warrior Forum and lurked. Before long, my keen journalistic eye spotted something very interesting: the Warriors making the coolest posts all had the designation "War Room Member" by their names. Aha! Could this be a secret sign? Following up on my hunch, I nabbed one of these "members" and ..er.. persuaded him to spill the beans. Yes, dear reader, I had found the legendary secret sect. Internet Marketing Nirvana. And it was called: "The War Room" Well, I wasn't going to let go of this member until I'd got the full story; an exclusive interview with a War Room Insider, which I now present to you. But first, a warning. What you are about to read may shock you. If, like so many aspiring internet marketers, you've spent a fortune on ebooks and courses, skipping from one "proven" system to the next and still haven't achieved vast riches, you may well get very angry that the secret to online success was here all the time. Let me tell you I share your frustration - my anticipated (and richly deserved) Pulitzer for this scoop will be scant consolation for those wasted months - but hey; better late... As part of the agreement, my interviewee insisted on keeping his identity a secret. So I shall refer to Frank as Mr X. Now read on and marvel... The War Room Interview by Hunnie Trapp HT: So, perhaps we should start with the concept behind the war Room.. Mr X: Righto HT: ..well? Mr X: No, I mean right toe. You're standing on my right toe. HT: Oops. Sorry. (steps back) Now, about the War Room. What exactly is it?Mr X: It's a private discussions board set up by the founder of the Warrior Forum in which the very top internet marketers post their own proven tactics, systems and techniques for the benefit of all members. HT: And is it the consistent quality of the posts that makes it different from, say, the main forum? Mr X: It's a different animal. Although there are well over 700 threads and more being added all the time, each new thread has to be approved by a mod to ensure that it lives up to the high standard. It must offer real value and be of practical use to the other members. The War Room is a fluff-free zone HT : Can you give me a brief description of what's inside? Mr X: Well, I believe you'll find just about all the info you'll ever need to succeed online. There's.. - free video tutorials - free software - free tools - free graphics - free ebooks - free courses - free plugins There are tips, strategies, shortcuts and underground tactics for: - niche research - getting backlinks - domain flipping - bookmarking - CPA marketing - getting offline clients There are comprehensive, step-by-step instructions on, for example, the simplest way to make $100,000 as an affiliate - by the marketer who actually pioneered the technique. There's - HT: WHOA!! Stop a minute. Surely there can't be much more? Mr X: Actually, I've barely scratched the surface. And don't call me Shirley. HT: I'm just concerned that I only have 60 minutes recording time on the tape. Mr X: Okay, but I have to mention Allen's posts HT: Allen Says? He posts stuff too? Mr X: Duh. He's got a sub-forum all to himself, called "My Ideas, Strategies & Plans" Now that info is truly priceless HT: Tell me, tell me, tell me.. Mr X: Sure - if you'll just let go of my lapels? HT: Sorry ![]() Mr X: Thank you. Allen's posts cover topics such as:
HT: Wow. Sounds as though a new member might be intimidated by all that expert knowledge, freely available Mr X: lol. Not a bit. There are just so many "Aha!" moments contained in these "expert" posts, I'd call the experience "illuminating" HT : But what I mean is, can't so much information be a bit overwhelming? Mr X: Look. It's true that the War Room is jam-packed with cutting-edge techniques and state-of-the-art methods for making money online. It's a think tank for new ideas In fact, if there's an up and coming internet marketing trend or initiative, the chances are you'll hear about it first in the War Room But - and here's the thing - it won't be from any "theorists". It'll be straight from the marketers who are actually using the methods and profiting from them in the field So, far from being overwhelmed, you'll quickly learn how to cut through the smoke and see your goals with a new, steely focus HT: Mmmm. Cut through the smoke. I like that phrase. So, the War Room will help you to clarify your goals; actually help you to focus Mr X: Precisely. That's what immersing yourself in successful company tends to do HT: That's why they say the quickest way to get rich is by hanging out with rich folks . But what if I'm a complete beginner; a newbie. Would my lack of experience be a problem?Mr X : There are plenty of "newbies" who've posted that joining the War Room was the best move they ever made. They've found that all the simple, no BS, do-able advice has swept them up the learning curve much faster than they'd thought possible Because, in truth, success is all about having the right mindset and War Room members all have it. Combine that mindset with the internet's biggest store of authoritive mony-making knowledge and you've got an unbeatable formula. No matter how long you've been in the game HT: Phew. What you've described sounds to me like the answer to every internet marketer's dream. Sure beats the tactic of leaping from one product launch to the next; chasing rainbows; hoping that the secret to online success will be revealed in every new hyped-up guru's ebook ![]() Okay, then. Break it to me gently. What's it going to cost me to get access to the War Room? Mr X: Well, at the moment, the cost is a one-time payment of $37 HT: Pardon me. I must be sitting too far away. I thought I heard you say a one-time payment of $37 lol Mr X: I did HT: You're kidding me! All that for such a measly sum? When this goes to print, there'll be a stampede!Mr X : Well, I'd advise your readers to be quick. I don't think Allen's going to keep the price this low for very long HT: You betcha. In fact, I think I'll now draw this interview to a close and get myself signed up. Sheesh! I feel as though someone's just offered me next week's winning lottery ticket for $37 ![]() Mr X: I guess I'll see you on the inside. By the way, War Room members get to place their own WSO, that's a Warrior Special Offer, in front of thousands of targeted buyers. And if Allen likes your WSO, he may well decide to joint venture with you HT: A JV with Allen Says? I may swoon! Well, thank you so much for this revealing interviewMr X: No problem. Er, are these all the photos? [end of recording] ---------------------- And so, dear reader, there you have it. The truth is out. The War Room is a wonderful reality. This will be my last report for the Enquirer. I'm off to sign up for the War Room while it's still at the ridiculously low price of $37 - I can't wait to finally start earning the gazillions I deserve As my parting gift, I offer you the opportunity to realize your internet marketing dreams by joining me in this elite club Use the special access link below. But hurry up - once I'm in, I'll be speaking to Allen about his crazy door policy. I mean. What sort of secret society lets everyone in?? ![]() |
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Your entry was very clever. Good luck to you!
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