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Unread 3rd Mar 2011, 07:32 PM   #1
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Hi,

Are you a real programmer? A REAL programmer, not a fraud?

Well, I've been looking for you for a long time. You see, I'm having a really hard time finding a competent programmer who can program faster than me.

Oh...I'm very fast...but I have other things to do and I can't be programming all the time. I need someone to help me with jQuery, Ajax, and PHP coding on a wordpress website. Think you can handle it?

Alright.

Well, here's how we'll test you out.

1. I'll give you one assignment (i have many)

2. You'll get NINE (9) -hours to complete it.

3. I'll tell you HOW to do it so you don't have to solve any problems, just do the actual scripting.

4. and I'll pay you $60/hour......on the time you have left from 9 hours.
For example, suppose it takes you
1 hour to finish the job, you are paid for EIGHT hours of work $60/hr = $480
if it takes
2 hours to finish the job, you are paid for SIX hours of work $60/hr = $420
if it takes
3 hours to finish the job, you are paid for FIVE hours of work $60/hr = $360
...
and so on. if it takes NINE hours or more, then you get paid nothing and you fail.
This way, if you're fast, you get paid more. And if you're slow, you dont waste my time.

Are you up to the challenge?

If so, skype me and we'll start your test.
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ok i am willing to take the challenge and i can be avialble after 24 hours from now
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We've been building web apps for 10 years including phpLD and DSM. Our scripts are on well over 100,000 websites. We even have a script to manager our customers and jobs, and if you would like to check us out, we'd be pleased to review your request in our jobs area.

You'll find good web developers like us work much more efficiently than the average developer. Our rate is a flat $30/hour and our team is composed of Americans and Europeans. We'd look forward to hearing from you.

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Originally Posted by djjimmyjimjam View Post

Hi,

Are you a real programmer? A REAL programmer, not a fraud?

Well, I've been looking for you for a long time. You see, I'm having a really hard time finding a competent programmer who can program faster than me.

Oh...I'm very fast...but I have other things to do and I can't be programming all the time. I need someone to help me with jQuery, Ajax, and PHP coding on a wordpress website. Think you can handle it?

Alright.

Well, here's how we'll test you out.

1. I'll give you one assignment (i have many)

2. You'll get NINE (9) -hours to complete it.

3. I'll tell you HOW to do it so you don't have to solve any problems, just do the actual scripting.

4. and I'll pay you $60/hour......on the time you have left from 9 hours.
For example, suppose it takes you
1 hour to finish the job, you are paid for EIGHT hours of work $60/hr = $480
if it takes
2 hours to finish the job, you are paid for SIX hours of work $60/hr = $420
if it takes
3 hours to finish the job, you are paid for FIVE hours of work $60/hr = $360
...
and so on. if it takes NINE hours or more, then you get paid nothing and you fail.
This way, if you're fast, you get paid more. And if you're slow, you dont waste my time.

Are you up to the challenge?

If so, skype me and we'll start your test.
Hi,

Myself Chaul Mogra and hope you are fine.

I'm SSE on PHP and worked on various projects and some of these are based on wordpress.

Currently, I am working on a Wordpress based project, in which there is heavy use of jQuery and jQuery based.

The functionalities what I've implemented or integrated into Wordpress includes the various plugins for example Search Everything, Videos plugins, Apis and many more. Also In one of my coming Wordpress project I've to integrate IonCube plugins.

Also in some Wordpress projects I've overridden the wordpress functions one of them is currently serach functionality.

now i am waiting to take your challenge.
right now there is some problem in my skype will give you as soon it resolve. can we talk on gtak? if so please sent me your gmail to chat or add me-

chaulmogra@gmail.com

thanks & Regards

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