Quick Christmas Cash and Ongoing, Passive 50/50 Split for the Right Warrior

I've come up with a pretty nifty little idea that includes a simple software. It's basically related to affiliate marketing, but could also be something to add an extra chunk of cash to offliners too.

There will be a main offer and a OTO either offering a small bundle of more of these or an ongoing subscription to get a new one every week or month. I will create everything. In fact, I have most of it done already!

What I need from you... I am looking for a warrior who has decent rep and/or a good-sized list that would likely be interested, since we won't have much time at all for recruiting JV partners/affiliates through regular means. We are about broke and I need to come up with some way to get Christmas for our two boys (and 4 other kids of hubby's from previous marriage!). I normally do a lot of services vs products, but I have quite a bit of work I'm finishing up for people right now (so I don't want to really take in a bunch of orders. It wouldn't be fair to buyers, as I probably couldn't get to new service-type orders until after the holidays)

I need you to cover the listing fees and we'll split revenue 50/50.