Need a Ghostwriter? Check This Out... Your Ghostwriter Is CHEATING You!

[Jo_Shua]

There is only ONE question to ask when hiring a ghostwriter...

Greasy Over-Cooked Burger OR Juicy Tender New York Strip Steak?

And, there is only ONE 'sane' answer.

From the Netbook of Joshua Collins
RE: Once in a Life Time Opportunity for 5 fast-moving Warriors

Fellow Warrior,

Have you ever been driving around town with your buddies and had the sudden urge to grab some food? Maybe, you spent countless minutes (10, 15, 20 minutes) debating with your friends trying to figure out what you wanted – making u-turn, after u-turn?

Remember what happened once you found that perfect fast food joint? You drove your car through the drive-in and ordered, only to discover when you got home – 15 long minutes later – that you were CHEATED: a taco, hold the sour-cream... two cheesy potatoes, and a double-beef burrito.

Oh, you could go back, but that would cost you a 15 minute drive there and a 15 minute drive back, plus once you did get there... no doubt, you will have to wait another 10 minutes (or longer) in that seemingly-never-ending line.

Seems to me like a lot of work just to get your order fixed – which SHOULD HAVE been correct the first time – So, you advise yourself against going back (ever), and hesitantly you bite into your – now cold – chicken burrito, which, by the taste, is surely older than time himself.

Poor writing is just like that. You place your order with your $10 per page writer; you do not get WHAT you ordered; and you have to rewrite the report yourself.

Not to mention, your reader will NEVER buy from you again... as a mater of fact,you owe him a refund!

On the other hand, have you ever had the honor of dining at a fine restaurant?

You know, the kind of restaurant where you have to put your napkin on your lap and the waitress patiently takes your order – listening attentively while she gives you suggestions to help you to make the best of your evening meal...

And the Chef, he takes PRIDE in preparing your tender New York strip steak, cooking it to perfection – just the way you ordered it – all while, you are being pampered by your waitress with fine wine and appetizers...

And, at the very moment your New York strip is served – still sizzling – you can not help but savor the smell while you take your first bite. Instantly, flavors scream throughout your body, mind, and soul: tender, juicy, and just the right amount of seasoning. It's all you can do to SAVOR every... last... scrumptious... bite!

Better yet, you tell ALL your friends and family about your experience... And how you CAN NOT wait to come back and dine again. So, you make plans to bring your buddy next time.

Skillful writing is just like that. Your readers will want to come back for more, and tell their friends. This equates to more subscribers and more money.

Hi, my name is Joshua Collins, and you may not know this... But, your “$10 per page” writer is CHEATING you. And, I will tell you how in a moment, but first let me ask you:

Have you ever read a report that was so breathtaking, so captivating, so inspiring, and so skillfully written you found you just HAD to read on? Just like that tender New York strip steak, you didn't want to stop reading until you'd savored... every... last... scrumptious word?

Can you remember what happened at the end?

Maybe you thought to yourself, “I'd like to read more great material from this author”. Maybe you went to their blog or website, and read more about the author. Maybe you subscribed to their blog (or newsletter), or posted a “sticky note” on your computer monitor to remind yourself -- “I better keep an eye out for more of this author's great products, and writing.”

Did you buy something that the author recommended to you? Or, maybe you recommended this report to your friends and colleagues. Possibly they bought something that the author recommended to them.

Even if you DIDN'T think more about this report, other readers may have been moved to take action – maybe they subscribed to the author's blog (or newsletter), and even went on to buy something written by that author!

Now, you know WHAT you are being cheated out of...

Writing That COMPELS Readers To Become Followers and Buyers, NOT Refunders or Unsubscribers

Now, let me show you HOW your “$10 per page” writer is cheating you:

But before we do that, you need to know what you are in need of...

Are you in need of a CONTROVERSIAL report that creates a 'viral roller coaster' of visitors to your offer? You know the kind which causes your website to crash, and forces your web-host to DEMAND that you upgrade to a larger account – one that supports the mass influx of bandwidth traffic you bring in with your controversial report. Not a bad problem to have, if I do say so myself...

Does a report that presents and PRESELLS your product better than any $10,000 sales letter tickle your fancies? Maybe a whitepaper chalk full of quality information, geared toward one goal: revealing just enough information to spike curiosity in order to FORCE your reader to subscribe to your blog (or newsletter), or to buy your next greatest idea... all done in an entertaining fashion.

Maybe you are looking for a complete – and new – information product to sell to the masses? A report which, by itself without bonuses, merits a $97 value to your chosen niche. One that will captivate readers, and have them EXPECTING and LOOKING for your emails eager to pull out their credit cards to – GET your next report!

These are the type of reports that...

Cause Your Readers To BUST DOWN Your Door Begging For More Great Content – Which Will Surely Put More Money In Your Wallet!

Now, you know WHAT you want... It's time to: GET that report

So, you spend countless hours (maybe days) trying to find the perfect writer. You visit all the well known forums and social communities that you know writers hang-out at. You glance at all the recommended websites from Google's sponsored ads, and even take a look at some of the well known freelance bidding sites, like Elance.com.

You believe, after putting up a project offer on one of those horrid bidding sites, that you HAVE FOUND your writer.

But...

Your writer speaks English as a second language, and while it does not immediately show in his bid, you figure it out later when he emails you. No, you did not explicitly ask, and he did not directly tell you – but his grammar is broken. You just know...

He had good feedback, so you assume this was not an issue. He will deliver 'fine' writing, at least that is your assumption. You email your order, and get one reply: (notice the bad grammar)

Mr. Collins,
We had receive directions. We start
work on your report tomorrow.
Thank You,
Freelance Firm of International Writers

You receive no more communication from the client, until...

Three days later, you receive another email:

Mr. Collins
We finish report you order. It
attach to email.
Thank You,
Freelance Firm of International Writers

You think to yourself, “Oh wow, three days for a full 60 page report! These guys are good.” Then you read it...

And, you notice that the grammar is BROKEN (broken worse than in the emails), the report is DULL, they did not capture the true essence of your target audience, and they tried to pawn off their own affiliate links in YOUR report.

Reading further into the report, you realize they DID NOT even do their due-diligence and RESEARCH your niche, nor your target audience!

Surely, at this moment you feel like you ordered from a fast food restaurant and got CHEATED on your order...

Only an insane person would promote this report. And, those whom do will LOSE subscribers, and LOSE buyers. Not to mention, this report WILL affect your reputation...

Can you afford the time to rewrite this report? Can you afford to LOSE subscribers? How about LOSING your hard earned reputation as a respected authority in your niche?

There is much to be LOST using a 'fast food' writer, and nothing to be gained... If you spent the time, effort, and money hiring a $10 per page writer, then you deserve to get a solid report.

But, more times than not...

This is what you can expect from your 'so called' $10 per page writer:

• POORLY written, and DULL report – you WILL get more unsubscribers than you do visitors to your website, and you can forget about your readers buying anything from you. (Many writers do not realize that their writing does this! But, it is harmful to your reputation as an author, and it costs you more time and money than you may realize.)
• 'Fast Food' Technique – many writers use this technique as opposed to doing their own due-diligent research. Instead, they cut-n-paste from other articles and reports on the Internet... Not caring if what they copy is fact or crap. This causes the report to be unoriginal and most times boring. (Many will try to rewrite articles - changing only a few words - just enough to pass Copyscape, then they put those articles into your report as their own writing!)
• CARELESS Writing – get this... most writers will neglect your audience. Now, your readers are not stupid. They know when you pawn off your work to the first available – broken English – 'burger flipper'. Most writers will not even try to get to know your audience (their language, their interests, their triggers, etc...), instead they will dive straight into writing your report - which will not cater to your audience. Do you want that? I think not...
• Outsourcing of the Outsourced – most $10 per page writers will outsource their writing projects to other lower paid writers. Is this bad? Yes, this is VERY bad for you. Why? You have NO CONTROL over these other outsources, and no direct communication with them. Communication is VITALl to your success... Not to mention, YOU PAID for a $10 per page writer, and if your writer 'delegates' his work out, then you are not getting WHAT you paid for!
• ASSUMPTIONS – you'll get writers that assume they know what you want, and they will deliver on those assumptions. You know what they say about assumptions? -- “Assumptions are the mother of all...” Well, we will leave it at that.
• BORING and IRRELEVANT – the lack of 'pride' causes a lack of interest. And a lack of interest causes a lack of desire. And a lack of desire... Well, you can kiss your report's entertaining aspect good-bye! Because with a lack of interest, your $10 per page writer DOES NOT do his research. This causes your report to be IRRELEVANT to your audience. Not only irrelevant, but BORING... because lack of interest WILL shine through, and like I noted before: Your readers are not stupid.

I could go on, and on about HOW your writer is CHEATING you, (get this: some writers do not even realize, they are cheating you), but I will not...

I do, however, want to share a story with you – a story which relates to what we have discussed about so far:

A friend of mine hired a writer a few years ago for original, unique articles. After receiving them, she submitted them to EzineArticles. She was told that her account was suspended for plagiarism, and they showed her the original source of the articles (swiped from the original source 'as-is').

She wrote the writer trying to figure out what had happened, and they had a horrible attitude. The writer responded, “I am just the middle man, don't yell at me.”

Anyway, the writer did eventually refund her, and she was able to forward the emails to EzineArticles to show that she had bought the articles in good faith. They agreed to reinstate her account.

This is not the end of her experience with 'fast food' writers...

Later, she hired another writer for articles, which too were supposed to be original and unique. They were not...

And, again she was suspended from EzineArticles. She had to go through the whole ordeal of getting her account reinstated once more.

As AGGRAVATING as that was, she surely has learned a lesson... And, we can too:

Do not hire 'fast food' writers... (You know, those writers only looking to secure some extra pocket change and do not care how they go about getting it.)

She not only lost time dealing with the situation above, but she undoubtedly had to either write her own articles – taking up more of her time – or find a new writer to do the job for her. Hopefully, the second time around the job was completed successfully, on time, and was uniquely original.

My thoughts? It SHOULD HAVE been done right the first time... But, can you blame her? … I don't. I blame the writers that used cookie cutter techniques to build her articles.

How does this apply to your reports? Well, simply it applies... it applies because those same 'fast food' writers are eager to 'write' your report.

And, I will do everything in my power – short of illegal – to make sure you DO NOT fall prey to their parasitic tactics.

I could show you MANY more examples of parasitic 'fast food' writers. And, the stories would be just as horrific.

Instead, I prefer to show you how...

You Will GAIN Subscribers IF You Choose A 'Chef'

A skillful, well spoken writer WILL convey the exact message your audience is seeking. Plain and simple. And, they will HOOK the reader, and NOT let them leave UNTIL they have consumed each and every word – leaving them HUNGRY for more. (This leads to subscribers, buyers, and life long fans... fans that bring you money year after year after year.)

That is the sign of a 'Chef'! And, the secret ingredient is: PRIDE

Here is what you will get when you hire a 'Chef':

• PRIDE – first and foremost, a Chef takes pride in his work. He takes great care in writing your report... if he did not, then you may never dine in his restaurant again. Worse, you will not recommend others to eat in his restaurant. In fact, you will surely discourage others to eat in his restaurant. (This means the Chef will bend over backwards to please you.)
• CLEAR and PRECISE Writing – you'll get well-written reports your readers will enjoy reading, leading to more subscriptions and sales.
• ADAPTATION – a writer whom can easily adapt to any “voice” or “tone” you'd like or need. Writing that will easily integrate with your own brand, identity and personality. (Trick your readers into believing YOU wrote the report, by using a Chef.)
  
• Audience First Mentality – you'll get a report written that touches the target audience and inspires them to act. What do you want that action to be? Subscribers, buyers, life-long followers... (What ever action you want, a Chef can move the audience to take it.)
• COMMUNICATION – many might assume they know what you want... But, a Chef KNOWS what you want. Why? It is simple: a Chef will ask you WHAT you want before he prepares your order! Before he writes his first word... he will make certain he knows what you want. Not only that, a Chef knows what you need in your report in order to get what you want. (More income? More traffic? More subscribers? Sales? Respect? Authority? Whatever you desire, a Chef can 'cook'.)
• ENTERTAINING and CAPTIVATING – you'll get a writer whom can use subtle psychological techniques that grabs your reader's attention and won't let him go until he has read every... last... scrumptious... word! Not only is the writing captivating, it is entertaining. Your reports will GET read, your readers will TAKE action on what they read, and your readers will be BEGGING for more great content from you. (Is that not what you want?)
  
• DUE DILIGENCE – research IS the most tedious task a writer faces... And, this is WHY many writers utilize the 'fast food' technique. But, not a Chef! A Chef will do his due-diligence and spend the necessary time researching your niche, product, and audience. He may spend hours researching. Only when he has thoroughly researched, will he begin writing your report... This forces two things: uniqueness and relevancy (Too many writers skip this part, or half-heart it. This keeps them stuck in the 'fast food' category.)
• GET What You Paid For And MORE – A Chef WILL NOT outsource the work you give him to lower paid – broken English – 'burger flippers'. He will do the work himself, and give you what you pay for... If anything, he will hire third-party editors (beyond what is required) so he can deliver - to you - the best darn report your money can buy.

I can go on, and on, and on...

But, the question will remain – Do you want a burger flipping 'fast food' writer, or do you want a 5 star Chef?

The answer should be obvious, of course. However, you may be thinking that you can not afford the price of a Chef...

And, you would be mistaken.

Today you can GET a Chef to write your report for a fraction of what it would normally cost you.

If you act IMMEDIATELY, you can secure a spot as one of my new clients. Today I have a great offer for you: 50% off my normal rate of $20 per page.

New Clients GET 50% off their first order!

But, that is not all...

You will get consecutive discounts:

2nd order – 40% off
3rd order – 30% off
4th order – 20% off
5th order – 10% off

This is the best offer available today from any ghostwriter.
This is an almost unheard of price structure, and it will not last long. I will take this offer down as soon as I am too full to accept any new clients.

Get This....

Now, this very moment – since this is a WSO offer...

For ONLY 5 warriors, I will give you an additional 25% off on your first order.

First 5 Warriors ONLY – 75% Off Your First Order
(All Spots Taken)

And consecutive discounts:

2nd order – 50% off
3rd order – 40% off
4th order – 30% off
5th order – 20% off
6th order – 10% off

However, You MUST secure your spot now! I can ONLY give 5 Warriors this offer...

Example: For a 20 page AUTHORITY report, which brands you as an authority in your niche, and gets you traffic (and even sales) I would normally charge $400 (at $20 per page).

However, in this limited offer, you can GET your report for $100 (a 75% discount), and secure consecutive discounts for any future work, assuming you're happy with what you get (and I am confident you will be).

So, if you believe you can not afford a Chef now, then by all means go and hire that 'fast food' writer – I am sure you will get your moneys worth (plus pay more in time, lost subscribers, and lost sales)

I have made hiring your own Chef easy, and affordable...

And for 5 Warriors, this should be a no-brainer!

You may ask yourself, “How can you make such a GREAT offer, so affordable?” And, you would be justified in asking that question...

See, I am looking for new clients – life long clients – and the best way I know how to do this is to offer an incredible value far beyond the norm at an affordable cost you CAN NOT afford to pass up.

Wow, This Is Great! But, What About Your 110% – Customer Best Be Satisfied Or Else – Guarantee?

I know that there are a lot of 'fast food' ghostwriters out there. 'Fast food' writers that take orders they can not deliver; 'fast food' writers that half-heart it; 'fast food' writers that can barely speak English – much less write it fluently; and 'fast food' writers that just want your money then bail out.

If for any reason, you are not satisfied with your report, then I'll rewrite it until it meets your strict quality standards... no questions asked!

I am assuming all the risk here. At a mere $5 a page, I am not going to get rich. If your report does not inspire your readers to the action you desire, then I am more than happy to work for free re-writing your report for you until you are happy with your report.

Ultimately, my main goal with this WSO is to create life-long clients, and that can not be reached without an unsurpassed guarantee of customer satisfaction.

What can you use your report for?

• Sell it directly to the public for an instant stream of profit.
• Sell it as PLR material (turn your initial investment into more money).
• Put it up on ClickBank to create your own army of marketers. (I can see the waterfall of sales overflowing your bank account.)
• Use it as a squeeze tool. Hook your prospects into subscribing to your blog or email list.
• Give your report away and create a 'viral' effect which causes your web host to demand you upgrade your account because of the influx of traffic you are bringing in.
• Make a few sales, then flip your report for an immediate return on investment.

The possibilities are endless...

So, to become one of the 5 warriors to work with a Chef (writing genius), and to get exceptional ghostwriting done for you at 75% off my normal fee ($20 per page), but at 100% the value, then do not miss this WSO!

Reserve Your Spot Now

Simply Click Here To Reserve Your Spot
(All Spots Taken)

Considering the outrageously LOW price of this WSO, and the extremely LIMITED spots available (5):

This offer will sell out today!

Secure your spot now before you LOSE out on your 75% introductory offer, and you get stuck having to pay my full price of $20 per page.

Since I may get more than 5 orders before I am able to shut this WSO down, then the first 5 warriors whom send me a PM confirmation via this forum will be accepted.

All payments received after the first 5 spots are taken will be immediately refunded. No Exceptions Allowed! First come, first served.

DO NOT miss the train, I will NEVER offer my ghostwriting service this cheap again! Reserve your spot now... And, GET Chef ghostwriting at 75% the cost.

Sincerely,
Joshua Collins
Joshua Collins

P.S. You have nothing to lose with my 110% customer satisfaction guarantee. If you are not completely satisfied and happy with your report, then I will rewrite it until you are satisfied.

P.P.S I will NEVER offer my ghostwriting service at this LOW and outrageous 75% discounted price again. All future clients will be forced to pay my full price: $20 per page or more.

P.P.P.S ONLY 5 fast-moving Warriors will have the opportunity to work with a Chef at this incredibly LOW price! Secure your spot NOW, or be FORCED to pay a minimum of $197 – or more – the next time you want to secure my ghostwriting services.

I will make it EASY for you...

Here is the order link one last time:

Reserve Your LIMITED Spot Now...

Simply Click Here To Reserve Your Spot
(All Spots Taken)

[Dave Gammage]

I just wanted to give a shout out to Joshua.

I took advantage of this WSO, and to say that I am pleased with the results is a total understatement.

The report I ordered is very well written, and met my objectives with laser precision. It's like he got into my head and pulled out exactly what I wanted to do with this report, and ran back to his secret lair to start typing. Communication throughout the process was frequent. Every step of the way, I was getting PM's and emails letting me know exactly what he was doing. Delivery was before I expected, and he actually wrote MORE pages than I ordered simply because he knew the subject so well!!

Of course, I'm not -expecting- more pages next time, Joshua...;-)