**Articles From A Wise-Ass** Buy Unique Content That People Actually Enjoy Reading!

Writing Warrior · 11-19-2008, 09:07 PM

You don't need me to write articles for you...

Unless You Want To Make More Money

Let's be honest, I could easily point you to some cheaper and faster writers. In fact, you can message me if you really want the details of these half-assed freelancers. Just don't blame me if they send you plagiarized work or nonsensical garbage.

I could also recommend writers who have more training, experience and better writing skills than me. The problem with them is that they can get just plain boring!

You might pay these degree holding writers good money for an article that surfers will just skim over and click away from. Who cares that your article is perfectly written if it makes your visitors nod off?

Lucky for you, there is now an option to get your articles written by a hard-working, entertaining and talented ghostwriter - me. If you really want to make more money, you'll buy articles that visitors will be glad to read because it makes them laugh, cringe and FEEL.

In your visitor's eyes, you'll be REAL because you "talk" just like one of their friends (but with better grammar). They'll envision you to be the type of person that's the life of the party... the fun, smart guy. Isn't that what you want your website to portray?

What will happen to your business if my articles:

lower your bounce rate because something caught your visitors eye?

attract more comments on your blog because visitors feel like you're someone they want to converse with?

have readers emailing it to their buddies because they know their friends will find it entertaining?

Obviously, your visitors would stick around for longer and more people will link to you. Then the search engines will start taking note of this and your rankings will go up.

While many marketers will recognize the huge value in my services, the truth is that my writing style won't make everyone happy.

I will use the occasional PG-13 type cuss-word and inject humor into potentially unpleasant situations (see my sample article for an example). While this may make some marketers frown in disapproval, it's what gets results on the web.

I am also able to write "normal" articles if you need them for a more somber subject matter. Hell, I'll even give you a discounted rate because although these articles will be well written, they require less effort on my part when I'm not trying to be witty.

Go ahead and take a look through the site and get a feel for my work. Read through the frequently asked questions. When you're ready for a big boost in business, you can head over to my order page and grab yourself an article that you'd be proud to call your own.

PRICES:

Because I'm fairly new to ghostwriting, you're getting a huge discount on my services. These prices aren't going to be around for long, so take advantage of them now!

500+ word entertaining article: $14
300+ word standard article: $7

Order your own entertaining articles now!

stevecl · 11-20-2008, 04:05 AM

You have a typo. 100 word standard should be 1000 words?

steve

Writing Warrior · 11-20-2008, 05:16 PM

Yes, it's 1000 words. Thank you for pointing that out, Steve!

Jassa · 11-21-2008, 09:46 PM

I've just bought an article from you (about an hour ago) but have not received any email from paypal which is really odd because they always, always send an email...

Writing Warrior, can you confirm that you've received my order?

Transaction ID: 3B425075H6310732V

Writing Warrior · 11-21-2008, 11:23 PM

Hi Jassa,

Thank you for the order (which did successfully go through). I had a question for you, so please check your PMs.

Best regards,
Gina

Desmon G · 11-28-2008, 01:26 AM

Gina is an excellent writer. I purchased 4 articles from her and they were all written and researched very well.

I highly recommend this writer. I'll be back for more - quality stuff!

Jassa · 11-28-2008, 01:24 PM

I've had an article from Gina and she did a great job.

Jassa · 12-03-2008, 03:14 AM

Hello Gina,

I've sent you a pm

oortcloud · 12-03-2008, 12:04 PM

Awesome work Gina !

Thanks again for your expertise and quick turnaround.

Writing Warrior · 12-11-2008, 12:34 AM

Thanks for your feedback, everyone. Glad you liked the articles!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Desmon G

Gina is an excellent writer. I purchased 4 articles from her and they were all written and researched very well.

I highly recommend this writer. I'll be back for more - quality stuff!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jassa

I've had an article from Gina and she did a great job.

Quote:

Originally Posted by oortcloud

Awesome work Gina !

Thanks again for your expertise and quick turnaround.

myralove · 12-14-2008, 11:38 AM

Hi Gina,

I just wanted to drop in and give you a big holiday hug. Both "entertaining" articles that you have done for me have hit the first page of Google. More importantly, I see a spike in my traffic and I have made more Adsense and affiliate sales since.

I enjoy working with you on the ideas for the articles and your research is top notch. The articles come out very informative and readable...and funny.

Best yet, your back office interface is great.

I will be using your services for both my own sites and my client sites.

Thanks,
Myra Love

Writing Warrior · 01-22-2009, 03:51 AM

Thanks so much for your kind words, Myra! You are also a joy to work with!

11-19-2008, 09:07 PM	#1
Writing Warrior EntertainingWriter.com Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 70 Thanks: 9 Thanked 5 Times in 5 Posts	Articles From A Wise-Ass Buy Unique Content That People Actually Enjoy Reading! You don't need me to write articles for you... *Unless You Want To Make More Money* Let's be honest, I could easily point you to some cheaper and faster writers. In fact, you can message me if you really want the details of these half-assed freelancers. Just don't blame me if they send you plagiarized work or nonsensical garbage. I could also recommend writers who have more training, experience and better writing skills than me. The problem with them is that they can get just plain boring! You might pay these degree holding writers good money for an article that surfers will just skim over and click away from. Who cares that your article is perfectly written if it makes your visitors nod off? Lucky for you, there is now an option to get your articles written by a hard-working, entertaining and talented ghostwriter - me. If you really want to make more money, you'll buy articles that visitors will be glad to read because it makes them laugh, cringe and FEEL. In your visitor's eyes, you'll be REAL because you "talk" just like one of their friends (but with better grammar). They'll envision you to be the type of person that's the life of the party... the fun, smart guy. Isn't that what you want your website to portray? What will happen to your business if my articles: lower your bounce rate because something caught your visitors eye? attract more comments on your blog because visitors feel like you're someone they want to converse with? have readers emailing it to their buddies because they know their friends will find it entertaining? Obviously, your visitors would stick around for longer and more people will link to you. Then the search engines will start taking note of this and your rankings will go up. While many marketers will recognize the huge value in my services, the truth is that my writing style won't make everyone happy. I will use the occasional PG-13 type cuss-word and inject humor into potentially unpleasant situations (see my sample article for an example). While this may make some marketers frown in disapproval, it's what gets results on the web. I am also able to write "normal" articles if you need them for a more somber subject matter. Hell, I'll even give you a discounted rate because although these articles will be well written, they require less effort on my part when I'm not trying to be witty. Go ahead and take a look through the site and get a feel for my work. Read through the frequently asked questions. When you're ready for a big boost in business, you can head over to my order page and grab yourself an article that you'd be proud to call your own. PRICES: Because I'm fairly new to ghostwriting, you're getting a huge discount on my services. These prices aren't going to be around for long, so take advantage of them now! 500+ word *entertaining article: $14 300+ word standard article: $7 Order your own entertaining articles now!*

11-20-2008, 04:05 AM	#2
stevecl I Can See You Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: , , United Kingdom. Posts: 464 Thanks: 16 Thanked 26 Times in 26 Posts	Re: Articles From A Wise-Ass Buy Unique Content That People Actually Enjoy Reading! You have a typo. 100 word standard should be 1000 words? steve

11-20-2008, 05:16 PM	#3
Writing Warrior EntertainingWriter.com Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 70 Thanks: 9 Thanked 5 Times in 5 Posts	Re: Articles From A Wise-Ass Buy Unique Content That People Actually Enjoy Reading! Yes, it's 1000 words. Thank you for pointing that out, Steve!

11-21-2008, 09:46 PM	#4
Jassa HyperActive Warrior War Room Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: United Kingdom. Posts: 121 Thanks: 24 Thanked 12 Times in 10 Posts Social Networking Contact Info	Re: Articles From A Wise-Ass Buy Unique Content That People Actually Enjoy Reading! I've just bought an article from you (about an hour ago) but have not received any email from paypal which is really odd because they always, always send an email... Writing Warrior, can you confirm that you've received my order? Transaction ID: 3B425075H6310732V

11-21-2008, 11:23 PM	#5
Writing Warrior EntertainingWriter.com Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 70 Thanks: 9 Thanked 5 Times in 5 Posts	Re: Articles From A Wise-Ass Buy Unique Content That People Actually Enjoy Reading! Hi Jassa, Thank you for the order (which did successfully go through). I had a question for you, so please check your PMs. Best regards, Gina

11-28-2008, 01:26 AM	#6
Desmon G Active Warrior Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 34 Thanks: 0 Thanked 2 Times in 1 Post	Re: Articles From A Wise-Ass Buy Unique Content That People Actually Enjoy Reading! Gina is an excellent writer. I purchased 4 articles from her and they were all written and researched very well. I highly recommend this writer. I'll be back for more - quality stuff!

11-28-2008, 01:24 PM	#7
Jassa HyperActive Warrior War Room Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: United Kingdom. Posts: 121 Thanks: 24 Thanked 12 Times in 10 Posts Social Networking Contact Info	Re: Articles From A Wise-Ass Buy Unique Content That People Actually Enjoy Reading! I've had an article from Gina and she did a great job.

12-03-2008, 03:14 AM	#8
Jassa HyperActive Warrior War Room Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: United Kingdom. Posts: 121 Thanks: 24 Thanked 12 Times in 10 Posts Social Networking Contact Info	Re: Articles From A Wise-Ass Buy Unique Content That People Actually Enjoy Reading! Hello Gina, I've sent you a pm

12-03-2008, 12:04 PM	#9
oortcloud Active Warrior War Room Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 70 Thanks: 1 Thanked 3 Times in 3 Posts	Re: Articles From A Wise-Ass Buy Unique Content That People Actually Enjoy Reading! Awesome work Gina ! Thanks again for your expertise and quick turnaround.

12-14-2008, 11:38 AM	#11
myralove HyperActive Warrior War Room Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Pacific Time Zone, USA Posts: 467 Thanks: 9 Thanked 71 Times in 47 Posts	Re: Articles From A Wise-Ass Buy Unique Content That People Actually Enjoy Reading! Hi Gina, I just wanted to drop in and give you a big holiday hug. Both "entertaining" articles that you have done for me have hit the first page of Google. More importantly, I see a spike in my traffic and I have made more Adsense and affiliate sales since. I enjoy working with you on the ideas for the articles and your research is top notch. The articles come out very informative and readable...and funny. Best yet, your back office interface is great. I will be using your services for both my own sites and my client sites. Thanks, Myra Love

01-22-2009, 03:51 AM	#12
Writing Warrior EntertainingWriter.com Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 70 Thanks: 9 Thanked 5 Times in 5 Posts	Re: Articles From A Wise-Ass Buy Unique Content That People Actually Enjoy Reading! Thanks so much for your kind words, Myra! You are also a joy to work with!