♛ Give Me $97 to write your Landing Page Offer is closed. $200 now.

[The Copy Nazi]

Attention campers: this offer is now closed. See my new WSO - $200 - still a good deal.

Look...when I say I can almost guarantee you'll make $1097 within 4 weeks...let me just qualify that.

It depends doesn't it. It depends on whether your product is something that people really want. It depends whether it's priced right. It depends on your margin. It depends whether you're promoting it properly. It depends whether people are satisfied with it and don't ask for a refund.

That's a lot of depends isn't it?

Depends. But from my end, I'm confident I can write you some copy that will reach out and grab the punters by the cojones and have them reaching for their credit card.

Inverted Pyramid

I can give it to you short and sweet – a bit like this page. Or I can ramble on a bit in a classic “Inverted Pyramid” style interspersed with “Buy Now” buttons.

What the frig is an “Inverted Pyramid” you ask? Well it's a time-proven technique whereby your readers get the gist of the story from the beginning – the “where”, “what”, “when” and “how”.

"Going straight for the jugular" I call it.

People rarely read Web pages word by word anyway. They scan the page, picking out individual words and sentences.

What Works Best?

• highlighted keywords (hyperlinks /typeface variations/different colors)
• meaningful sub-headings (not "clever" ones)
• bulleted lists
• one idea per paragraph
• the inverted pyramid style
• half the word count than conventional writing

Credibility

Credibility plays a BIG part too. We can all spot a dodgy site a mile off - ****ty graphics, bad spelling, typos, grainy scanned pics, piss-poor layout, annoying pop-ups/popovers. All leave a bad impression. And don't even get me started on those popovers that say “Wait! Don't leave yet. We want to give you $20 off the Price if you order right now”. Do you employ those? Don't. I'll NEVER BUY anything off anyone who tries to pull that stunt on me.

About Me

Contact details need to be easy to find. Its ALWAYS good to have some kind of “About Me” or “About us” page. A Privacy Policy also – especially if you're collecting email addies. Don't be afraid to chuck in some hyperlinks to “Authority Sites” (Wikipedia is always a good one). Linking out shows that you're not afraid of losing your readers by sending them offsite. You're confident they'll click back.

Above all readers detest marketese – you know the kind of **** - "hottest ever", “price goes up at Midnight”, “Never repeated special offer”, “buy now or you'll miss out” and my personal favorite - “The web's #1 trusted site (for)". They're all big No-Nos in my book. Don't try and bull**** me. I'm hip to it. I'm whizzing around the net all day long. Just give me the straight dope and give it to me quick. Supersize me later if you must. But right now I'm hungry and I wanna eat.

Anyway...you want me. You better get in Quick.

This $97 Warrior Forum Special Offer expires at Midnight. I'm the hottest copywriter on the planet. This offer will never be repeated. I'm the Web's #1 trusted guy for Landing Page copy.

Turn a $97 investment into $1097 in 4 weeks or less! More or less Guaranteed.

Hit the button man. You'll be so glad you did.


Go here to my Verified PayPal Merchant button on my rude blog.


Once you've done that. Send me an email or a PM and let's get started.

Oh yeah...almost forgot. Per the Warrior Forum's T.O.S. Clause 2. "A Warrior Special Offer Means The Price You Give Must Be Better Than The Price The Public At Large Can Get. (This is not a "buy my product" forum, it is a "Special Offer" forum)."

You know what I normally charge for my services? Maybe you'd be shocked. A minimum $300 for a landing page. I don't care if there's only ten words on the page - that's what I charge and that's what people are willing to pay. Some pay as much as $1000 per landing page. No **** Sherlock. Why?

B-E-C-A-U-S-E M-Y C-O-P-Y S-E-L-L-S.


Malcolm Lambe

"Copywriter to the Stars"

[HungMoon]

Got any examples of other landing pages that you have completed?

Thanks!

[The Copy Nazi]

Originally Posted by HungMoon

Got any examples of other landing pages that you have completed?

Thanks!

Did you not get my last P.M. to you?

Here's what my latest client, Harmony, is saying (its on my other WSO on the 2nd page). I'm doing a landing page and some other stuff for her.

"I know they say you get what you pay for - but Mal really overdelivers. He started helping me out from the first email I sent to him - before I sent over a dime. I hopped on this WSO because just his feedback is worth gold.

It's Saturday morning and he just responded to an email I sent. It's Saturday!!! I really didn't expect to hear anything until Monday.

This guy is gonna give you what you want plus more."

Had to pay her a lot to say that. PM me if you want more testimonials (Maybe I've got one from my Mum ;-)

[4morereferrals]

Metro,

Wanted to drop back by your WSO. Wish I would have been able to score your copy for these prices The AR series you're doing for my insurance niche is killing it.

This WSO is a damn good value, I encourage you folks to act on it. This is good timing for me too - 2 landing pages await.

Steve

[The Copy Nazi]

Who Else Wants KILLER Landing Page Copy?

(I actually never use that cliché) Just to let you know, campers, that'll I'll be taking a week off (Provence, don't you know) from 18th of this month to the 25th. I'll probably still be writing copy by the pool but I'll be off the internet grid - the nearest Net Cafe is a few miles away and I'll just be checking in every day. Yeah, life's a bitch aint it.

[msmonline]

Please send any examples of other landing pages that you have completed?

Thx,

Gary

[abrandt]

Hello Mal:

I have sent you a PM.

Thank you in advance for a prompt response,

Alan

[The Copy Nazi]

Originally Posted by msmonline

Please send any examples of other landing pages that you have completed?

Thx,

Gary

Done. Gave you my email BUT there is a hyperlink to my gmail a/c on the bottom of this WSO.

[The Copy Nazi]

Originally Posted by abrandt

Hello Mal:

I have sent you a PM.

Thank you in advance for a prompt response,

Alan

Done. Let's rock! Listen I've completed several projects in the last few days and the dudes haven't got round to leaving a comment - like I asked them to. But they're happy campers, so don't let the lack of comments put you off.

[Steven Fullman]

Just to chime in.

I took Mal up on this offer a couple of days ago.

Initial communications have been very positive.

I especially like Mal's attitude - he's definitely a clued up guy.

I'll post my comments as soon as I get my copy back from him...put it this way -- I'm sure I'm gonna be happy.

Steve

[The Copy Nazi]

Originally Posted by Steven Fullman

Just to chime in.

I took Mal up on this offer a couple of days ago.

Initial communications have been very positive.

I especially like Mal's attitude - he's definitely a clued up guy.

I'll post my comments as soon as I get my copy back from him...put it this way -- I'm sure I'm gonna be happy.

Steve

Putting the pressure on I see. BTW you seen my http://www.warriorforum.com/warrior-...-hd-video.html

[Jay2006]

Hi Mel,

Please shoot me a pm with samples of your work.

Thanks

[James Campbell]

If I don't have a project ready at the moment, can I purchase and have you write the copy later when it is ready to go?

James

[Bayo]

Folks,

Malcolm is NUTS...

But he sure is good!

[Steven Fullman]

Originally Posted by Metronicity

Putting the pressure on I see. BTW you seen my http://www.warriorforum.com/warrior-...-hd-video.html

Is that an upsell, Mal...or a clue?



Either way...I'm cool.

No pressure. Just get on with it...



Warriors, I'm now convinced (having seen his multiple WSOs) that Mal is a frickin' superstar.

Buy this one. Or one of the others.

You'd be mad not to.

Steve

[The Copy Nazi]

Originally Posted by jamesc32

If I don't have a project ready at the moment, can I purchase and have you write the copy later when it is ready to go?

James

Sure, why not. Hey you wanna buy some Iraqi Dinars?

[The Copy Nazi]

Check this out. Finished this guy's copy late last night. There's a couple of his typos to fix but this is pretty much how it will look but with some added small video down the bottom of the page.

Video Marketing and YouTube Marketing with Video Assassin

And he replied this morning with -

OK Just went through it in detail. Bottom line - F*cking Fantastic Work!

I really appreciate the hard work and you nailed it pal!

If you have any adjustments or tweaks, let me know, but all in all, I am ecstatic with it.

Have a great evening and have a beer (a real beer that is, none of that french crap) and toast yourself on a great job.

All the best

Sean

[The Copy Nazi]

Hey I've just been arguing with this guy on the email. He reckons this WSO is misleading. He thought I was going to re-design his page as well as supply copy. He wanted me to do the html.

Well, wait, what will you actually do? What do you mean you'll just write the copy?

Are you going to send me a .doc file with paragraphs of text and that's it? You're not going to touch up the actual html file?

You said I was going to "cream my pants" for what you would do. I assumed you were going to work on the actual .html file itself and make it 250% better.

I actually gave him a lot of advice - a lot of good advice - on how to fix his site - design-wise as well as copy-wise. And late on a Sunday night too, I might add. I won't go into it here. Is it me or does everyone else think that I should be doing the layout and the design as well for this price? I'm not a coder BTW. I just know basic html. This guy went on to say -

OK, I respect your talents, but don't call your service a "Landing page." Call it writing copy in a DOC file, and you decide how to place it on the page.

Your WSO is very misleading.

A landing page is dealing with a .HTML file.....If you're simply going to type some content into a MS Word DOC and email it to me, I'm not interested in the service.

Needless to say I refunded his money TootSweet.

[Eric Land]

Hey,

I have a 7 dollar product that i need a landing page for your offer seems very good and i would like to check it out though for a product im planning on selling for 7 dollars i don't think it needs as long as a squeeze page is there any deal you can make me?

Thanks,

Eric

[Nathan Hangen]

Is your service still going on? I'd like to test you on one page and if it works, I have a few more. Please PM me if you can (sometimes forget to check the forums).

[Ray Abraham]

Hi Metro,

Can I also have some samples you've written? Thanks.


Ray