⌧ ⌧ ⌧ Who Else Wants a FRONTAL LOBOTOMY? Special *BLACKHAT* Copy Makes You a Sh*tload of Money!

[The Copy Nazi]

"Is this Blackhat? Will it really make me a sh*tload of money?"

Who Else Wants to Give Themselves a Frontal Lobotomy?

it's easy - just try writing your own sales-copy.

Have you been struggling to write your own sales copy? It's hard isn't it? Not all it's cracked up to be. I've been doing this stuff for years and even I find it difficult. But maybe I shouldn't be saying that. Maybe I should just be saying -

"Give me your tired, your poor old copy, your huddled words yearning to breath free"

Yeah, hit me up with your crappy copy. I'll knock it into shape for you. But with one proviso. This time I get to pick and choose. If I don't like your product or I don't think I can do it justice, I reserve the right to pass on it. Some stuff I can knock out pretty quick. Other stuff takes forever and ends up being more trouble than it's worth.

If you've been following the threads on the Copywriting section you'll see that a lot of the old hands here seem to think you can't get good copy for less than a thousand bucks or more. Really? Have a read of these testimonials from my last WSO when I was charging a measly $97. Are they happy campers or what?

I was fortunate to get in fairly early on one of Mal's copywriting WSOs.

I threw over a half-finished copy of my product, and a vague outline of what I wanted.

Mal did the rest...ahead of schedule...and it's FANTASTIC!

What separates Mal from other copywriters I've used before is that he has a healthy disregard for conventional copywriting 'wisdom'...you won't find any formulaic BS in his work.

He writes for the READER. He has a wonderful, conversational style, which effortlessly pulls the reader from first word to last - in an off-the-cuff, soft sell kind of way.

I'm fully expecting Mal's copy to convert like crazy in my niche.

Here's the deal - before you break the rules, you gotta know the rules. It's plain obvious that Mal knows what he's doing.

At $300 this would be a steal.

At $200...well, it's just too good to pass over.

Get on it before he starts charging his true worth, Warriors.

Oh...you may have noticed that Mal comes across in a no-nonsense...almost abrasive manner.

Pay no attention...he cares deeply about his reputation, and will do his utmost to help you out.

I know this for a fact.

Jump on this WSO. Now.

Steve Fullman

Mal just finished up a landing page for me. I hate writing copy but can sure tell when a page is doing its job. His pages are tres sexy.

He figured out how to talk to my target market and made my copy compelling. He asked great questions to understand my product, my market and offered some advice that really got me to thinking and approach my product from a different angle.

Mal can be a bit "colorful" at times ( as you can tell from the above). So if you are super sensitive or super whiny, he may not be your guy.

If you want some kick-ass copy and good customer service without a bunch of bs - hire Mal.

Melody

OK Just went through it in detail. Bottom line – Fantastic Work!

I really appreciate the hard work and you nailed it pal!

If you have any adjustments or tweaks, let me know, but all in all, I am ecstatic with it.

Have a great evening and have a beer (a real beer that is, none of that french crap) and toast yourself on a great job.

All the best,
Sean Donahue (Video Marketing and YouTube Marketing with Video Assassin)

I contacted Metronicity to give me a couple of tips regarding my WSO sales letter and headline and he took the time to tell me that my headline sucks big time.

He gave me a couple of tips, which I implemented, and my Conversion Rate jumped through the roof!
He's the real deal, or like we say here, he's 'The ****'.

He brings some fresh wind and he has mad skills. You should take advantage of his services as they're still ridiculously cheap.

Cheers,
mario (yellowboy)

How Much?

Last couple of WSOs I've been writing landing page copy for $97. Good deal for you. Ulcer-inducing for me. I was overwhelmed by the amount of work. I don't want to go down that road again. Too much stress. So this time I'm going to pick and choose. if it's a simple re-write job I'll charge you $97. If its more complicated that that - where I have to write from scratch or do a lot of research it'll be twice $97 - $194. That's still ridiculously cheap. Especially when you consider how much loot you're going to be making off my words. So it's not a charge -

It's a License to Print Money.

To lock this in you need to PayPal me the full amount before I'll even start. You can PM me with links and questions before you commit. But I wouldn't muck around. It's first in/best dressed. I've cleared my slate to just write WSO copy this week and next.

This is hard copy. Copy that sells. Copy that converts. Copy that compels people to buy your **** and makes you money – a lot of money in many cases. Remember the old Rolls-Royce ad?

"Quality is remembered long after price is forgotten"

If it’s cheap copy you’re after, there’s guys here that will bash something out for forty bucks or so. But I’ll tell you right now, it’s not much chop. Some of them even offer testimonials from well-known gurus they’ve supposedly worked for. Some of them tell you they’ve written several books. Or parts of several best-selling books. Some of them give you a video appraisal of your goddamn site. Others want to sign you up to a copy membership club. Some of them probably chuck in a set of steak-knives for all I know and care.

So campers here's what I'm offering. My normal book-rate is minimum $400 per page of copy. Even if the sucker only has five words on it. Sometimes I charge more. (Especially if I don't like your face or think you a pretentious pr*ck. )

But this WSO offer is starting out at $97 For this week only. If that sounds like a lot of dosh to you. For "just writing a bunch of words in a .doc file" as one Dreamer recently put it. Maybe you should go across to the Copywriting section and see what the other writers are charging. Some of them don't get out of bed for less than 5 large. And do you reckon they're a Ferrari to my Fiat? I think not.

You know, I toyed with calling this WSO -

"Is Crap Copy Killing Your Sales?"

Because that’s what sh*tty copy will do – it turns people off and they don’t buy. What you want is copy that engages your reader – that resonates with them. Copy that sounds plausible or believable with them. Copy that rings their bells. And they reach for their credit card.


A report I read recently said -

"Readers are wary of over-the-top claims, bogus testimonials, false One-Time-Offers, flowery language and marketese talk."

You better believe it, Pilgrim. Readers want you to tell them straight – to cut the crap and cut to the chase. Tell ‘em what you’ve got, tell ‘em why their lives will be so much better if they buy your ****, tell ‘em how to get it and tell ‘em the price. End of story. The rest is just flavouring.

So in that vein - Hot copy, converts like crazy, starts at $97.........

If you want to lock in the price - you need to hit the PayPal button. As they say - "Money talks - bull**** walks". I get a lot of people trying to pick my brains or trying to rev me up with tales of future million dollar projects. I don't mind helping people out but I'm buggered if I'm going to work for nothing. I don't do anything on spec - so don't even try that one on.

Now for some light relief. When I ran the WSO before, some people expected quite a bit for their hundred smackers. One guy even expected me to change his design - not just suggest changes - actually go in to his code and have a fiddle. He was most upset when I pointed out I was just the writer and he'd need to get himself a designer. Here's part of his email -

Well, wait, what will you actually do? What do you mean you'll just write the copy?

Are you going to send me a .doc file with paragraphs of text and that's it? You're not going to touch up the actual html file?

You said I was going to "cream my pants" for what you would do. I assumed you were going to work on the actual .html file itself and make it 250% better.

Yes...I just write the copy. Pretty important part of the process. I don't design and I don't code. I can do a little of both but its not my area of expertise. I write copy - words that motivate people to buy. Thats what I do. Thats what I've been doing for more years than I care to remember. I'm rather good at it. Oh yeah...so then this cat replies...

If you're simply going to type some content into a MS Word DOC and email it to me, I'm not interested in the service.

You wrote me an excellent presentation on what needed to be changed. OK, I was impressed and I thought you were going to make those changes to the current index.html page.

Now based on your below comments, it's like you're going to make me no more than an article and I have to figure out on my own where to place things on the page?

There goes a brilliant mind. And someone who doesn't know the difference between an article writer and a copywriter. Poor bastard.

cheers, Malcolm.

p.s. Know what Frank Kern says? "My advice is to work for a very small fee up front and merely collect a percentage of what is sold".

I think that's where I'm heading. This could be your last chance to get hot copy at a low rate.

Here's one more testimonial. I actually gave this guy his money back as I thought what he was writing himself was pretty good - not grammatically correct but it "resonated" and I didn't think I could improve on it.

Malcolm,
I don't think i have EVER met anyone quite like you since I've been doing this internet lark...you're a REAL star. I sat back, looked at your copy and thought ok...its not bad...and i was about to email you back asking if you could have another go.

That was my fault for not giving you enough information...i find it hard to explain things see, simply because i expect everyone to know what I'm on about!

From what i have heard of you, and the fact you replied to me first offering another shot at it, and coming up with something that i didn't think of is well, true loyalty!

Guys, if you need a squeeze page doing, a salesletter...Any sort of copywriting, Malcolm is the guy. His out take on things is down to earth. YES, maybe he may get on your nerves...YES he may be a bit mad in his methodology, YES he can be very demanding, but tell him EXACTLY what you want, and he'll deliver.

Keep up the great work Malcolm you crazy aussie! Digitips

[ph1470]

HOLY COW Malkie...are you kidding? Your copy is worth triple what you are charging!!

Don't sell yourself short dude.

Malkie has done alotta work for me...landing page, squeeze vid, sales letters and more...not to mention all the priceless behind the scenes advice he gives me through PM's and emails. He's the best.

Check out this killer squeeze vid (don't mind the page graphics, we're still workin on 'em)
http://the-internet-assassin.com/squeeze.html

You'd have to be a fool not to jump on this insanely low priced offer.

If anyone wants to see a copy of his work just PM I'll shoot it right over.

Cheers Mal

[dotslash]

In a world where all squeeze pages and sales copy starts to blur into one. Where the dreaded 'from the desk of' intro is everywhere - if you want something creative, something unique then I urge you to give Malc a try for your sales copy.

I think he possibly needs specialist help, but he definitely writes one hell of a good sales page.

Cheers
Neil

[Dennis Cheesman]

Wow... This is a great price for your work!

I had Malcolm do a sales letter for me recently here: ReadyProfitSystems - PLR To ClickBank Review Sites!

And I really love it!!!

I highly recommend if you want a letter that converts and makes you money then Malcolm is your man!

I really appreciate the time he took and the extra mile he went to make it perfect..

My suggestion is go for it...

[The Copy Nazi]

Originally Posted by Dennis Cheesman

Wow... This is a great price for your work!

I had Malcolm do a sales letter for me recently here: ReadyProfitSystems - PLR To ClickBank Review Sites!

And I really love it!!!

I highly recommend if you want a letter that converts and makes you money then Malcolm is your man!

I really appreciate the time he took and the extra mile he went to make it perfect..

My suggestion is go for it...

Mate, are those hillbilly hick cousins still raking it in using your system?

[The Copy Nazi]

Originally Posted by dotslash

In a world where all squeeze pages and sales copy starts to blur into one. Where the dreaded 'from the desk of' intro is everywhere - if you want something creative, something unique then I urge you to give Malc a try for your sales copy.

I think he possibly needs specialist help, but he definitely writes one hell of a good sales page.

Cheers
Neil

Whadya mean "needs specialist help"? I'm married to a paediatrician remember. She's got me well sorted. I haven't stuck an icepick through my eye-socket for ages.

YouTube - Lobotomy - PBS documentary, on Walter...

[The Copy Nazi]

Originally Posted by ph1470

HOLY COW Malkie...are you kidding? Your copy is worth triple what you are charging!!

Don't sell yourself short dude.

Malkie has done alotta work for me...landing page, squeeze vid, sales letters and more...not to mention all the priceless behind the scenes advice he gives me through PM's and emails. He's the best.

Check out this killer squeeze vid (don't mind the page graphics, we're still workin on 'em)
Chilli Barnes Internet Marketing Boot CAmp

You'd have to be a fool not to jump on this insanely low priced offer.

If anyone wants to see a copy of his work just PM I'll shoot it right over.

Cheers Mal

That vid of yours has got me all revved up. When's the launch?

[ph1470]

We're shootin for June 30th...fingers crossed.

[Dennis Cheesman]

Originally Posted by Metronicity

Mate, are those hillbilly hick cousins still raking it in using your system?

Yep! Also, I am about to email you something

I am going to be launching a WSO tomorrow that will blow your mind And will put the new letter to the test..

Dennis