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Unread 19th July 2011, 12:03 PM   #1
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How Would You Like to Stay Home, Sitting in Your Comfy Chair in Your Favorite Bathrobe Doing Absolutely Nothing All Day Long Yet Still Make More Money Before 9:00 a.m. Than Most People Make All Day?

Well, so would I, so I can pretty much guarantee that is something you will not learn as a part of this very special offer.

Dear Warrior friends,

Hi. You may know me from a half dozen or so posts I've made on the Warrior Forum over the past 25,000 or so hours. (Go ahead. Do the math. It'll be fun!)

I am sure that I have played a small part in improving your life one hundredfold by offering silly answers to serious questions, poking fun at self-important posers and, in general, making a nuisance of myself until Paul Myers begs me to stop.
Or maybe I am confusing myself with Bill Platt.
At any rate, I have a very special unlimited time offer for you today only, and also tomorrow, and pretty much every day until you take me up on this offer or I get totally bored with it and decide to call the whole thing off.

So, you better act fast. Or slow. Depends on how long you think it will be before I get bored.

By the way, what are your thoughts on Bigfoot? Do you think he just hides from people because we don't make shoes large enough to fit him? Is he offended we call him Bigfoot? Do you think he'd prefer it if we were to recognize some of his other traits? I mean, he can't do anything about the size of his feet, but he seems pretty good at hiding. Should we call him the Furry Hiding Man instead?

Do you think George Lucas put Wookiees in Star Wars as a way of introducing a more positive characterization of Bigfoot than that of just some odd hairy monster with big feet?

Oops. I started to get bored with this thread already. Thus, it is imperative that you take me up on this offer pretty darned quick.

I Know What You're Thinking. You're Thinking, Dan--Yeah, Your Name Is Dan, Right?--Um, Dan, Would You Get to the Offer Already?

Okay, so let me get to the very special offer. Are you ready? Because...

You Are on the Verge of Joining a Very Special and Elite Group

What I am offering you here today is a non-exclusive, wide open invitation to join my mailing list. Now, I fully expect this list to grow to as many as four or five subscribers, so you better get in quick so you can be among this small, very special group of budding Internet entrepreneurs who want to be exposed to extreme silliness and not learn a thing about Internet marketering.

That means, you could be among an elite few who will NOT learn to...
  • Make $15,476 in as Little as Seven Days by Pushing Simple, Easy Buttons
  • Get 1,000s of Fresh, High PR, Organic Backlinks to Your Website Each and Every Day
  • Find Tons of Free PLR and WordPress Themes to Build Powerful Cash-Pulling Websites to Sell to Offline Businesses
  • Learn How to Prevent PayPal from Locking Your Account and Squashing Your Fledgling Online Business Like a Tiny Little Bug that Wandered onto the Wrong Driveway at the Very Worst Possible Time

Those are just a few of the things you will absolutely, positively probably never learn as a member of my list.

Again, I Know What You're Thinking. You're Thinking, Dan, I Can Subscribe to Your List Anytime. What Makes This a Warrior SPECIAL OFFER?

That's a good question, my friend. But, I don't normally give any kind of freebie for subscribing to my list. So, all those who have subscribed before now have received jack squat. You, on the other hand, are entitled to some very special bonuses!

The first very special bonus for subscribing to my list is a free virtual t-shirt!


Wear it with pride on your online avatar! You'll look all spiffy and cool!

Just go ahead and right-click and save that right to your hard drive. You don't even have to opt-in first! I'll trust you.

But, wait, there's more! If that virtual t-shirt just isn't enough, you also get fries with that!


Mmm. Virtual fries. They look so tasty! Just don't lick your screen, unless it's really dirty, but even then it's probably a bad idea.

Anyway, before we move along, go ahead and right-click that one and save it to your hard drive too. That one's a keeper. Again, I'm trusting you and not making you opt-in first to get your goodies.

Here's another thing I'm going to offer you. It's a free copy of The Mentality of the Internet Marketer. Now, I normally sell this as part of my Internet Marketing Backstage Pass, but I've put together a very special edition of The Mentality of the Internet Marketer and I am going to give it to you free as a subscriber to my list.

And, no, I'm not posting a link to that here. You'll have to wait until you subscribe to get the link. I mean, I trust you and all, but it's, um, it's just too long of a link to post here. Sorry. But, rest assured, that link will fit in an eMail and you can get it as soon as you confirm your subscription.

I Know What You're Thinking. You're Thinking, Wow! Dan, just Wow! That's an Incredible Amount of GOOD STUFF! And You're just Going to GIVE that to Me for FREE, just for Subscribing to Your List? But, Wait, Dan, How Can I Be Sure Your Advice is Going to Be Worth It?

That's a another good question, my friend. You're awfully smart. Now, I know what you want to see is an earnings screenshot, so that you can fully appreciate the big amounts of money you'll probably never be making as a subscriber on my list. Have you ever seen so many sales that the sales report is actually on fire? Let's take a look at one:


You see, there are two types of Internet marketers. There are those that make money, there are those that don't and then there are the Internet marketers that think they are making money but really aren't because they are bad at math and don't realize they are spending more than they are making and, thus, are actually losing money, which is being subsidized by their day jobs, but then they quit their day jobs because they think they are rolling in the money from their Internet marketing efforts and then they wind up selling off all their stuff to pay off their debts, moving into their cousin's garage and sleeping in the trunk of a beat-up old car that doesn't work anymore that their cousin wants to sell for scrap metal, and then they post a big long message on the Warrior Forum about how they are giving up and quitting Internet marketing, only to show up six months later with a WSO on "How I Went from Nothing to Making $62,647 per Month While Sleeping in My Cousin's Volkswagen's Trunk!" for $7.

Now, I don't know what kind of Internet marketer you are, and you probably haven't got a clue what kind of Internet marketer I am, but, when you join my list, well, buddy, I bet we'll just figure out together what kind of Internet marketers we are. And knowing yourself is the first step to defeating your enemy, which is poverty in your Internet marketing efforts. And knowing me is just icing on the cake. "Let them eat cake!" Yes, indeed, Miss Antoinette. Yes, indeed.

So, anyway... Oh, you want to see some testimonials before committing to handing over your eMail address? Well, okay...

First, I have testimonials from C. Dan Rinnert, a popular Warrior Forum member who is totally, completely not me; respected member Tina Golden, creator of PLR ClickBank Reviews; respected member Joe Finn, Gold Nuggets Producer and purveyor of the Best Backlinks; respected member, offline writer and marketer Vanessa Reece; and well-respected member Sean Sheehan, the Income Geek. Let's see what they have to say:


Now, those are some mighty fine testimonials. Ordinarily, that would be enough to convince you to join a list, right? But, I'm not going to settle for what's ordinarily true. So, let's kick this puppy into high gear with some additional testimonials. These people love my list so much, it'll practically blow your mind! So, be careful. You might want to take a deep breath before plunging into this next round of testimonials.

Ready? Okay, let's go...

Next up, I have testimonials from the Bone Dry Marketer; respected Warrior Tracy Needham, author of "Solve the Marketing Mystery"; respected member and redneck marketer Bill Platt; respected member Jill Carpenter, author of "How I Turned My Wordpress Managed Facebook Fanpage to HTTPS and Spent Nothing!"; and respected member Sean Sheehan, again. Let's see what they have to say:


I tell you what, those people just love being on my list. I'm sure that you will too.

What? You still don't believe me? You need more convincing? My, oh my, you're a bit hard to please today, aren't you? Well, that's okay, because I've got testimonials coming out the ying yang. So, prepare to have your mind blown once again. First, you might want to mentally prepare. Make sure you're sitting down and chant "Om" a few times until you're good and relaxed.

That was refreshing, wasn't it? Your mind is now relaxed and open to being blown, right? Good.

Here now, I have testimonials from my dog, Little Too, a chihuahua; respected Warrior Leslie Bogaerts, author of Blogging to Make Money; respected member Richard Van, purveyor of the finest quality Rainbow Envelopes; respected member Valerie Crisp, creator of the Extreme Backlink Solution; and member Sean Sheehan, once again. Let's see what they have to say:


Those were some more good ones, weren't they?

At this point, I'm pretty sure you're sold on joining my list, right?

No? Well, then, I'm just going to have to set my little Mind-Blower 2000 on the maximum setting and hit you hard with another batch of testimonials that'll surely sway you into subscribing to my list. After seeing these, you'll be signing up to my list so fast, it might just set your keyboard on fire. So, make sure you have a fire extinguisher suitable for use on electronic devices standing by.

Up now, I have testimonials from respected Warrior John Schwartz (aka Zeus66), purveyor of the EZ Keyword Goldmine; respected member Anita Cross, purveyor of Silk Plant Cleaner; respected member Bret Peterson, author of Quick Cash Cannonball; respected member Dennis Gaskill, creator of Boogie Jack's HTML Tutorials; and Sean Sheehan. Let's see what they have to say:


Now, that was the "Nuke" setting, so your mind should be completely blown by now. It should be putty in your hands. Just be careful putting it back!

Look, I want you to be absolutely, positively convinced, beyond a shadow of a doubt that joining my list will be the best decision you make all day or, at least, the best decision you will make in the next ten minutes. I don't know what your day is like and what kind of decisions you will be making, so it's hard to take a guess here.

At any rate, not only do I have all these written testimonials to show you, there is also a video testimonial! Yes, video! You know, I hate watching video sales pitches, video testimonials, video this and video that, but some people love that stuff. Some people will skip the all-important text and only pay attention to the video. So, for those people, this next bit is for you!

Here's a very special video testimonial from a happy subscriber and professional reviewer, Alena. Here is what Alena says:


Okay, now I'm thinking that's probably still not enough for you.

You are very selective about to whom you give your eMail. You don't give that to just anyone! You only give that to your family, your closest friends, your business associates, your subscriptions, Amazon.com, Facebook, Twitter, LinkedIn, Google, random forums on the Internet, your distant cousin who found you via your website and wants to get back in touch, your webhost, PayPal, your neighbors, your co-workers, Russian dating sites, WalMart.com, every affiliate opportunity you can find, your bank, your electric company, Red Robin, Skittles.com, Coke.com, contest entries, fan clubs, your fitness club, your bridge club, your real estate agent, your credit card companies, Marina from HotForWords, Groupon, Disqus, the John Barrowman Fan Club, every marketer offering you some kind of freebie, iJustine who never eMails you back probably, your lawyer, Skype and YouTube. I mean, it's not something you just give to anyone!

Clearly you need a lot of convincing. But, no worries, as I have even more testimonials! I want you to be thoroughly convinced that you need to be on my list!

So, here are some testimonials from respected Warrior member Lee Dobbins, creator of Niche PLR Article Packs; a letter from one of my suppliers who apparently enjoys my list; respected member Alexa Smith, author of Blogicality; Tomo of Auto Power Blogs; and Sean Sheehan, yet again. Let's see what they have to say:


That's good stuff.

Those are from happy subscribers of this ten-year old list I started just a couple short months ago. So, you'll be getting in on the ground floor of a well-established list that's been around nearly as long as Internet marketing has been around, or would have if I had actually started it back in 1996 instead of thinking about it for years.

As a special bonus for reading all the way down to here, I am also going to give you another freebie. As you know, Skype is one of the hottest things going right now. And, there are all sorts of fun things you can do in Skype. Many people don't know these secrets and are jealous of their friends who do. So, I have put together a special report detailing these "Secrets of Skype." And, it's yours FREE!

Be warned, however, that this special report is incredibly lame. But, it's free, so no complaints will be accepted. Just right-click the eCover below to download the special report.


Now, I can virtually guarantee you won't make any money with the stuff you won't learn on my list. In fact, if you do happen to make money, just go ahead and send it to me. That's my money-back guarantee! If you make money despite my pledge here that you probably won't, you just go right ahead and send that to me, and we'll call it even.

I'm sure you're now all pumped and excited about joining my list. So, without any further ado, you just go right ahead and click the button below to be taken to the exciting sign-up page. Once you submit the form, you'll get a confirmation message. You'll need to confirm your subscription to be added to the list and be taken to the download page for your free gift, The Mentality of the Internet Marketer. So, click the button now to get started:


DISCLAIMERS
  • No animals were harmed during the production of this WSO. Some human participants, however, may have been off their meds.
  • In the event you request a refund, it is not necessary to return unopened eMails to me. Returned eMails will be subject to a $25 restocking fee.
  • iJustine is really awesome and she may, in fact, respond to eMails. Or she may not. I have no idea.
  • Offer null and void for individuals suffering humor-deficiency syndrome. I'm sure there's a pill for that, but I don't sell it.

EDIT (March 21, 2012): As any of my one subscriber can attest, I will not inundate you with message after message, day after day, trying to sell you stuff you probably already have and really ought to buy once more through my affiliate link. In fact, you may even forget you're on my list, which will make for a nice surprise when you do hear from me. Maybe. At any rate, I have something special coming up and I want to give everyone an opportunity to join my list in order to be sure to receive this very special offer you probably won't even care about. So, please sign up today! ALSO, ask about Dan's Lame Chat Group on Skype! Only 283 slots remaining. You don't want to miss out!
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Unread 19th July 2011, 08:13 PM   #2
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Reserved for Lame FAQ

Also, this is partly in celebration of my FOURTH ANNIVERSARY on the Warrior Forum.
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Fries, testimonials from the guy with the hookers, and nonsensical ramblings of what is evidently a lunatic mind. Sounds like my kind of party. I'm in.

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Unread 19th July 2011, 08:25 PM   #4
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What's up with your Clickbank snapshot? It skips between July, June, and August.
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Unread 19th July 2011, 08:28 PM   #5
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What's up with your Clickbank snapshot? It skips between July, June, and August.
Joe,

I think the screenshot was intended for pure humour, nothing else.
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*wooooooooooooooooooooooossssssssssssssssshhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhh*

Right over my head!
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Dan’s gibberish list
Is not required to make sense
So don’t try yeah duh


Dan, thanks for all the fish
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Great sense of humour, LOL ...
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Dan, I thought you told me you needed 40 bucks to buy some food.

What is up with this WSO crap?
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I signed up for the humor...if you send anything that makes sense, I will unsubscribe
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Also, this is partly in celebration of my FOURTH ANNIVERSARY on the Warrior Forum.
Someone take Dan's mittens off so he can count! :confused:
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Dan, I thought you told me you needed 40 bucks to buy some food.

What is up with this WSO crap?
No worries. I'll make it back in volume.
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Where's the proof?
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LMAO this is hilarious I am totally subscribing for nothing other than the laughs heheehe
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I have to say, that was one of THE FUNNIEST WSOs I have ever seen! Thanks for the laughs!

And yeah, after reading through all of those bizarre testimonials, I just had to rush over and sign up to that list! ROFLMAO!!!
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Where's the proof?
In the pudding, of course!
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Any review copies? Can I get a refund if I don't like it.
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In the pudding, of course!

There's Pudding!? count me in!
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One question...

If it's not for me...

Is there a refund policy?

F&&K it...I will sign up to your list anyways...because I can?

And you can blacklist me if you want for saying the "F" word...
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Is there a mango flavour pudding?


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In the pudding, of course!
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In the pudding, of course!
The sales letter didn't say anything about pudding. I think you are being misleading. If results like you claim require pudding to achieve, I think you should disclose it up front or you are not being honest with your customers. You can get mad at me if you want but I just have to tell it like it is.
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Is there a refund policy?
Yes, there is a refund policy. If you join my list and make money despite my assurances otherwise, you just send me the money and we call it even.

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Is there a mango flavour pudding?
Not until Jill gives me the $40 I need to buy food.

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The sales letter didn't say anything about pudding. I think you are being misleading. If results like you claim require pudding to achieve, I think you should disclose it up front or you are not being honest with your customers. You can get mad at me if you want but I just have to tell it like it is.
Pudding is only required for advanced users. Expert users can use Jell-O and newbie users will be just fine with a handful of melted M&Ms. In any case, these are all common household items that anyone should be able to obtain quite easily.
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Subscribing for the lulz....
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Someone take Dan's mittens off so he can count! :confused:
It'll be the start of my fourth year. We'll just make it a year long celebration.
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This is so lame I had to sign up just to take up one more useless space on his list. If there'll be anything in the email that makes sense, I'll double-sign-up again just to bankrupt Dan!!!!

Hey lame-o, keep it up, you're doing great, you senseless twit!
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Dan,

I've heard so much about your lisp I had to come and see this for myself. Do you need my real email address, or can I just use the one I used to sign up here?

I'm on dial up so it takes a long time to read emails. Will that be a problem?

Hope your leg gets better.

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Did you know that Volkswagens have their trunks in the front? Like elephants? At least, the cool old ones do. The Volkswagens, I mean, not the elephants. They always have their trunks in front, at least as far as I know.
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It'll be the start of my fourth year. We'll just make it a year long celebration.
Do we have enough chips and drinks for this? And where will everyone sleep? I'm not sharing my bed.
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Did you know that Volkswagens have their trunks in the front? Like elephants? At least, the cool old ones do. The Volkswagens, I mean, not the elephants. They always have their trunks in front, at least as far as I know.
It was rusty. Who can tell the front from the back? You could look at the steering wheel, of course, but most elephants don't have them.

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Do we have enough chips and drinks for this? And where will everyone sleep? I'm not sharing my bed.
Good questions. Jill is the party coordinator. We'll have to ask her.
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You should have put the warning not to lick the screen BEFORE the french fries......yech!!

Oh well, I signed up anyway, it was either this or watch re-runs of Golden Girls.

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Im in...I wanted to go back to the forum since the first paragraph...I just couldn't stop reading lol
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Where's the proof?

I'd be careful if I were you...

Last August, I had asked Dan the same question. A few days later, I received a package from the Fedex courier.

At first, I was extremely confused as to what the substance was in the block package and packed in dry ice.

So I was on my way to have the substance tested at a local chemist's office.

This guy has never quite struck me as all there, so I wanted to make sure whatever was in the package was safe for me to open.

On the way to the chemist's office, I needed to stop off at Wal-Mart.

BAD MISTAKE!!!

Like I said, it was the middle of August in Oklahoma. It was hot enough to barbeque a live cow in the parking lot.

I swear, I had only been inside the store for a few minutes... But I guess it had gotten really hot in the car, in those few minutes.

Unfortunately, my wife had insisted I go to Wal-Mart to get diapers for the baby, then bring them home to her, before going to the chemist's office. Otherwise, I would never have gone to Wal-Mart first.

While I was in the store, the contents of the package turned... OMG !!! The smell stayed in my car until mid-February.

Every now again, when I first open the car door on a warm day, that smell assaults my nose, even if but for a brief minute.

When I had finally got the package to the chemist's office, the smell was so ripe that the chemist's assistant put the package into a hazardous waste bag, before taking it to the back office.

After the test, the chemist had recommended that I file official charges against Dan, with the local P.D. and let them handle the official inquiries with those in his local jurisdiction.

The chemist suggested that I could actually get Dan arrested on charges related to shipping a hazardous substance via a federally-licensed courier AND the offense could be pursued under Homeland Security's anti-terrorism legislation!!!

The worst part about this entire experience was not all of the funny questions from the cops about MY background and how I know Dan...

The worst part was not that awful smell in my car for most of six months...

Nope... The worst part was last summer when I would get out of my car... Every time I got out of the car and the local neighborhood dogs were running the streets, the male dogs would come and hump MY legs!!!

And, I am not talking about one dog and one leg!!

I have two legs, and the male dogs would line up to take turns on every available leg!!

Getting into the house was such a nightmare, especially when the Pit Bull and the Great Dane showed up to take their turn... One played rough, and the other would try to put his front legs over the back of my shoulders for support!!

Even when I would call the animal control cops before going home, those jackwads would just stand there and watch, laughing their asses off!! Fricken jerks!!

In the aftermath of all of this, I had to give up my comfy office job and take a job digging ditches with the construction crew!! That smell would follow me from the car into the office, and because I could not spare my co-workers the anxiety of the smell from my car, my boss finally canned my ass!!

When I tried to get a new job, I could only find work in the outside industry -- i.e. any job where I spent my entire day outside.

And I had to change my wardrobe too!!

After the ordeal with the neighborhood dogs, all of my slacks were stained with a bleach color...

Long story short Colin...

Never ever ask this man to prove anything at all... Unless you look forward to a lifetime of regrets!!!
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Bill exaggerates. It was just wheatgrass soy pudding.

And a few slices of Limburger cheese. Geesh.
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I knew it. You really are the martian from the moon.,
Here I thought elephants and volkswagens were just toys but....NO.. You use them in place of horsepower. So what the heck do ya do with the gerbils that run the wheel inside?

How's that for a brain twister

On a more serious note. If anyone here who reads this thread is just starting out or having struggles you have got to read this ebook Dan did it is packed with great info in a childlike package

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Will this work in Kazakhstan?

Does it involve cold calling?

Do I need a paypal account?
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Will this work in Kazakhstan? -Bless you

Does it involve cold calling? Yes you have to call the queen in your underwear under a full moon at 4 am in the afternoon


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I'd be careful if I were you...

Last August, I had asked Dan the same question. A few days later, I received a package from the Fedex courier.

At first, I was extremely confused as to what the substance was in the block package and packed in dry ice.

So I was on my way to have the substance tested at a local chemist's office.

This guy has never quite struck me as all there, so I wanted to make sure whatever was in the package was safe for me to open.

On the way to the chemist's office, I needed to stop off at Wal-Mart.

BAD MISTAKE!!!

Like I said, it was the middle of August in Oklahoma. It was hot enough to barbeque a live cow in the parking lot.

I swear, I had only been inside the store for a few minutes... But I guess it had gotten really hot in the car, in those few minutes.

Unfortunately, my wife had insisted I go to Wal-Mart to get diapers for the baby, then bring them home to her, before going to the chemist's office. Otherwise, I would never have gone to Wal-Mart first.

While I was in the store, the contents of the package turned... OMG !!! The smell stayed in my car until mid-February.

Every now again, when I first open the car door on a warm day, that smell assaults my nose, even if but for a brief minute.

When I had finally got the package to the chemist's office, the smell was so ripe that the chemist's assistant put the package into a hazardous waste bag, before taking it to the back office.

After the test, the chemist had recommended that I file official charges against Dan, with the local P.D. and let them handle the official inquiries with those in his local jurisdiction.

The chemist suggested that I could actually get Dan arrested on charges related to shipping a hazardous substance via a federally-licensed courier AND the offense could be pursued under Homeland Security's anti-terrorism legislation!!!

The worst part about this entire experience was not all of the funny questions from the cops about MY background and how I know Dan...

The worst part was not that awful smell in my car for most of six months...

Nope... The worst part was last summer when I would get out of my car... Every time I got out of the car and the local neighborhood dogs were running the streets, the male dogs would come and hump MY legs!!!

And, I am not talking about one dog and one leg!!

I have two legs, and the male dogs would line up to take turns on every available leg!!

Getting into the house was such a nightmare, especially when the Pit Bull and the Great Dane showed up to take their turn... One played rough, and the other would try to put his front legs over the back of my shoulders for support!!

Even when I would call the animal control cops before going home, those jackwads would just stand there and watch, laughing their asses off!! Fricken jerks!!

In the aftermath of all of this, I had to give up my comfy office job and take a job digging ditches with the construction crew!! That smell would follow me from the car into the office, and because I could not spare my co-workers the anxiety of the smell from my car, my boss finally canned my ass!!

When I tried to get a new job, I could only find work in the outside industry -- i.e. any job where I spent my entire day outside.

And I had to change my wardrobe too!!

After the ordeal with the neighborhood dogs, all of my slacks were stained with a bleach color...

Long story short Colin...

Never ever ask this man to prove anything at all... Unless you look forward to a lifetime of regrets!!!
I'm starting the slow clap for this one.
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Long story short Colin...

Never ever ask this man to prove anything at all... Unless you look forward to a lifetime of regrets!!!
Look what the madman sent me last month...



I think it a doorbell...I'm just afraid to push anything...

Thanks again Dan...

Everyone, seriously you gotta get on his list cause HECK he is just one helluva likable person...
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I think it a doorbell...I'm just afraid to push anything...
That was what I saw when I looked up your house on Google Maps with Street View.
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Will this work in Kazakhstan? -Bless you

Does it involve cold calling? Yes you have to call the queen in your underwear under a full moon at 4 am in the afternoon


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Thanks Dan Im in. I am sure you can brighten up everyones day. I enjoyed this thread. WOW! U R Crazy. I mean that in a good way.
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Crazy like a fox in the henhouse me thinks...Gary
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You have a highly entertaining way with words. Lets see how long it lasts. Im signed up.
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Hey Dan, don't forget that you promised each of us who provided a testimonial for you that we each get to mail your list once a day. I can't wait!












Yes, that is a joke. I won't email you more than once or twice a week. ;-)
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Should last until the meds kick in.

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Only on the second Monday of the week though. Gotta read that fine print.
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You do know you need medical help right?

As for the glowing testimonials from these so called 'respected' warriors ... PMSL. They're obviously faked. If not, how come not one of them has commented on the last page of your free report? Huh?

Because they clearly haven't read it!!!. Which can only mean one thing - they're not really on your list at all, are they???

Sorry folks, another blatantly misleading WSO here.
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You do know you need medical help right?
That's what my doctor says, but the voices say no. Majority rule.

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As for the glowing testimonials from these so called 'respected' warriors ... PMSL.
Oh, you're one of those guru-bashers, aren't you? You just come along and see certain people and automatically assume they are part of a vast conspiracy. You better get yourself a tinfoil hat!

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They're obviously faked. If not, how come not one of them has commented on the last page of your pathetic report? Huh?
They're just slow readers is all! Geez.
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I just cannot see the link to enter into his list
Can anyone guide me

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When does my virtual T shirt and fries arrive?

Is it via USPS? Can I track the order? I hate cold fries.

Think I'll go and play with the traffic again.
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When does my virtual T shirt and fries arrive?
I bet the guy in your mailroom swiped them. You oughtta have a talk with him!
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