Designer: Your product is ugly! Top-Notch EBook and Kindle Cover Designs done DIRT CHEAP.

TiffLee · 23rd Apr 2011, 04:38 PM

That's right. I said your product is ugly! So ugly, in fact, that it is slowly costing you thousands of dollars in sells!

Hey there,

Let's face it -- if you are here, your product must be so repulsively hideous that even _YOU_, the mother AND father, cannot stand looking at it. That is a tough pill to swallow. Even more difficult is knowing that this product, that induces involuntarily eye-gouging, is costing you sales because it is so monumentally appalling that people DARE NOT to purchase it.

Your product does not have to be the subject of nightmares worldwide.

We all know that "sex sells." Well, in Internet Marketing, appearance sells. If you product doesn't make the absolute best first impression possible, you can bet your pig farm that you've just lost yet ANOTHER potential customer.

Luckily, I'm here to be your product's plastic surgeon. It doesn't matter if it needs a little nip-tuck or a full facial reconstruction. I can do it all.

After I'm done with your product, it will instantly become the slut of the conversion-rate prom!

Simply adjusting the appearance of your product, despite how good the content is, will drastically increase your bottom line. That is the kind of thing that you, if you are serious about making money online, should pay whatever the person is asking for. Think return on investment here! However, I'm a little crazy. I have more Asian in me than Jewish. I'm offering this exact type of surface -- conversion-rate loser to conversion-rate hero -- for absolutely dirt cheap!

Check out these insane prices. I must have had been seriously absent-minded when I conjured up this pricing Mecca...

EBook Covers: $16.97

With your order, you get three different formats (Book, Magazine, and DVD Case). You can see below for examples. Further, the images are delivered to you in STUNNING 300 DPI! You could literally blow these suckers up and hang them on your wall. Or fly them on a pole. Whatever you want. And, of course, this comes with UNLIMITED REVISIONS!

Amazon Kindle Covers: $9.99

The Amazon Kindle covers come in one 6x9 (the perfect size for the Kindle format) and are designed to provide 150 DPI. These bad boys will literally jump off the screen of your readers. Excellent stuff. And, just like above, the Kindle Covers come with UNLIMITED REVISIONS!

HOLY COW! Tiff Lee really HAS gone mad. I need to take advantage of this offer before she comes to your logical senses. HOW DO I ORDER?

Ordering is quite simple. Simply send me a PM here on the Warrior Forum with what you are interested in. After we confirm your order, I'll send you a payment link (PayPal only).

Once your order is received, you can expect a 24-48 hour turnaround time before the review copy of the product arrives in your message box. If you are happy with the order, great! If not, let me know what needs corrected and it'll be done right away!

Check out my ever-growing portfolio!

EBOOK COVERS:

KINDLE COVERS:

Get your order in now! Please feel free to contact me through PM with any questions you may have. Thanks!

caseycase · 25th Apr 2011, 12:32 PM

Hey Tiff, these are sweet! I am definitely coming back to order when my book is done.

TiffLee · 25th Apr 2011, 01:48 PM

Originally Posted by caseycase

Hey Tiff, these are sweet! I am definitely coming back to order when my book is done.

Sweet. Can't wait to do some designs for you!

23rd Apr 2011, 04:38 PM	#1
TiffLee HyperActive Warrior War Room Member Join Date: 2011 Location: Long Island / Scranton, PA Posts: 328 Thanks: 98 Thanked 238 Times in 123 Posts	Your product is ugly! Top-Notch EBook and Kindle Cover Designs done DIRT CHEAP. Share on: That's right. I said your product is ugly! So ugly, in fact, that it is slowly costing you thousands of dollars in sells! Hey there, Let's face it -- if you are here, your product must be so repulsively hideous that even _YOU_, the mother AND father, cannot stand looking at it. That is a tough pill to swallow. Even more difficult is knowing that this product, that induces involuntarily eye-gouging, is costing you sales because it is so monumentally appalling that people DARE NOT to purchase it. Your product does not have to be the subject of nightmares worldwide. We all know that "sex sells." Well, in Internet Marketing, appearance sells. If you product doesn't make the absolute best first impression possible, you can bet your pig farm that you've just lost yet ANOTHER potential customer. Luckily, I'm here to be your product's plastic surgeon. It doesn't matter if it needs a little nip-tuck or a full facial reconstruction. I can do it all. After I'm done with your product, it will instantly become the slut of the conversion-rate prom! Simply adjusting the appearance of your product, despite how good the content is, will drastically increase your bottom line. That is the kind of thing that you, if you are serious about making money online, should pay whatever the person is asking for. Think return on investment here! However, I'm a little crazy. I have more Asian in me than Jewish. I'm offering this exact type of surface -- conversion-rate loser to conversion-rate hero -- for absolutely dirt cheap! Check out these insane prices. I must have had been seriously absent-minded when I conjured up this pricing Mecca... EBook Covers: $16.97 With your order, you get three different formats (Book, Magazine, and DVD Case). You can see below for examples. Further, the images are delivered to you in STUNNING 300 DPI! You could literally blow these suckers up and hang them on your wall. Or fly them on a pole. Whatever you want. And, of course, this comes with UNLIMITED REVISIONS! Amazon Kindle Covers: $9.99 The Amazon Kindle covers come in one 6x9 (the perfect size for the Kindle format) and are designed to provide 150 DPI. These bad boys will literally jump off the screen of your readers. Excellent stuff. And, just like above, the Kindle Covers come with UNLIMITED REVISIONS! HOLY COW! Tiff Lee really HAS gone mad. I need to take advantage of this offer before she comes to your logical senses. HOW DO I ORDER? Ordering is quite simple. Simply send me a PM here on the Warrior Forum with what you are interested in. After we confirm your order, I'll send you a payment link (PayPal only). Once your order is received, you can expect a 24-48 hour turnaround time before the review copy of the product arrives in your message box. If you are happy with the order, great! If not, let me know what needs corrected and it'll be done right away! Check out my ever-growing portfolio! EBOOK COVERS: KINDLE COVERS: Get your order in now! Please feel free to contact me through PM with any questions you may have. Thanks!

25th Apr 2011, 12:32 PM	#2
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