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CLOSED Need Articles? If you’re one them who expects the world for nothing more than $2… Then take a hike. I’m not interested in talking to you. Now, if you want jaw dropping, eyeball popping, breath taking articles… If you want to be the proud owner of words, woven together artistically… If you want your prospects hang on to every last word of yours… If you want them to read from start to finish, click on your bloody link and make you money… And if you think you can spend $10 for 500 words, then let’s talk business.
My name’s Prashant, and all I give a rat’s ass about is putting every miserable excuse for a writer out of business. Or at least until they’ve done us all a favour and sat in at Grammar 101. I mean, have you seen what they’ve come up with? It’s like driving a gleaming, sharp knife into your heart, and twisting it, slow, yet deliberate. One word. Agony. I’m ashamed to admit it, but not too long ago I used to employ such “talents”. Biggest. Regret. Ever. It was a phase. I figured I’d make some fast cash, doing squat. I lost more money than I made, so I shut that crap-feeder down. So here’s the deal then. Here’s what my articles will do for you. - Every bloody word has only one purpose. Hook em’, line em’ in and have em’ dive into your cute little website, desperate to find out more. - Well researched? Obviously. No fluff. No fillers. Nothing of that sort. Your articles will have nothing but solid substance. - Grammar, schmammar. I may not be American (or Canadian, British, Irish, Scottish, Welsh, Australian or a Kiwi). I come from Singapore. I’ve won 3 awards for excellence in the Queen’s English as an itty bitty student. - Keyword density? Yeah sure. Just tell me the percentage. - Ezine approved? If they ever get rejected, I’d shoot my foot, bleed to death and still manage to write it again. - Same shi*t for copyscape. I don’t plagiarise. Never have, never will. But for some wild reason your article does fail copyscape, you can have my house. Oh, and as many rewrites as it takes. - And yeah, every word is written by me, and me alone. Nothing gets sent to a jackass who has you cackling one minute, raging the next. Turn around time 10 articles 3 days (depending on the topic, word count and number of clients). Listen, I don’t plan on coughing up nonsense. I take pride in my work. If you want 200 of these babies in the next 20 minutes, you’d be better off working with Mr. I-Can’t-String-Two-Words-Together-Without-Hurting-Myself. Cost? $10 for 500 words. Dirt cheap, I know. Bulk discounts are available for orders over 10 articles (if you order 10, you pay for 9). I've got a crapload of samples sitting in my laptop. They'll be provided on request. Guarantee? 100%, money back blah blah blah. That’s if you’re not happy with anything. Summary Drop me an email at pwaikar007 AT gmail.com to order. Send me the keywords, topics, word count and number of articles you need. I’ll send you my paypal email. Transfer the cash over (yeah, 100% upfront). And I’ll process your order. Simple. If you’re nothing more than dead serious, order now. If you want someone who can’t cut the mustard, be happy with fool’s gold. Prashant | ||||||||||||||||||||
2nd May 2012, 04:23 AM | #2 |
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I would like a review copy.
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2nd May 2012, 04:26 AM | #3 |
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So would i and if positive then kindly PM so i can forward the details Heenal |
2nd May 2012, 04:59 AM | #4 |
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Im interested in a review copy.
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2nd May 2012, 11:20 AM | #5 |
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all PMs have been replied to! and to anyone sitting on the fence, review copies are available to anyone who requests for one.
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3rd May 2012, 04:29 AM | #6 |
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I'm interested in a review copy if there's one going pal.
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3rd May 2012, 04:49 AM | #7 |
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PM-ing you now Seadragon!
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3rd May 2012, 07:07 AM | #8 |
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got my article from prashant and it was exceedingly good. took time to research every detail and was very helpful. if you are looking for quality this guy is your man. i'm tired of cheap low quality articles that's just doesn't provide what the readers need. good thing i found your service thread. expect another order from me soon. btw your article is going to be on my homepage thanks a lot! |
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3rd May 2012, 08:51 AM | #9 |
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Received my article and it was geared toward a keyword that was financial in nature and it was well written with only 2 misspellings. The best part was it was fun to read, engaging from the beginning and then he twisted it in to a minor call of action for a CJ affiliate offer. Nice touch and it gave the article not only a good informative nature but a reason to click on something to make money for the website I am putting it on. This writer lives in Singapore so anyone needing more Asian Market perspectives should use this writer first. Think about the understanding of one of the biggest markets on the planet this could give your blog. Thank you. Good job. Will do more very soon.
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3rd May 2012, 09:59 AM | #10 |
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I hope I am not late. I am interested in a review copy too : )
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4th May 2012, 02:25 AM | #11 |
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hi people, thanks for the reviews! jusiam, i pmed you yesterday! you can email me at pwaikar007 AT gmail.com as well |
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