Taking Google To The Mattresses!!!

Rus Sells · 09-29-2009, 01:51 PM

I am Big Boss David Cabrini! I am sick and tired of "The Google" dominating the search engine market and I have decided that the small guy needs a weapon to fight back and achieve great results in the search engines!

The Cabrini family has that weapon and we want a Cabroni who is an expert graphic artist that can develop our mafia brand, logo, and culture!

Any of you'z that think you can fit the bill for the Big Boss Cabrini then you'll need to be able to create the following graphics.

Main LOGO
Affiliate graphics
banners
web site menu graphics and buttons.

The Boss Man insist's on seeing your handy work so you better have some of your previous hits on hand to show him.

If there are additional graphics that are needed not mentioned here be careful how you bring it up to the Boss Man, otherwise you might get taken out behind the restaurant! Kapeesh?

Mr. Cabrini says, serious responses only. He has no time for tire kickers!

Rus Sells · 10-01-2009, 05:04 PM

I can not believe that not one single person is interested in this project! It is a SERIOUS request.

Aronya · 10-01-2009, 06:22 PM

Hey Big Boss!

The problem might be the title of your thread. It's not at all obvious that you're looking to hire a graphic designer. Have you checked in the Warriors for Hire forum?

carlos123 · 10-03-2009, 05:52 PM

Yeah...I wasn't sure what to make of your post Big Boss. I mean with a name like Big Boss talking about the Mafia and being taken out to the back of a car for a beating if I don't give you what you want...well...forgive me for saying that you don't sound like the kind of guy I would want to do web development work for. I mean if you were all serious and all LOL.

Carlos

TheLimeDesign · 10-03-2009, 11:38 PM

Exactly..I was actually surprised to find out the contents of this thread..lol..
I'd love to do this if the pay is good of course..Because you're taking down Google and you're on a big mission here.. :P

What's the price we're talking about here Big Boss?

Rus Sells · 10-08-2009, 11:01 AM

I fired the Cabroni who made this post for me. He swore that he set this to receive immediate email alerts to replies!

First I want a designer who can catch the vision and theme we are looking for. Our domain name reflects a mafioso style.

People are either going to love it and get behind it or hate it.

Graphics:
LOGO/BRANDING IMAGE
SUPPORTING GRAPHICS
BANNERS
BUTTONS
MENU
AFFILIATE GRAPHICS

Web Site:
Home/Landing Page with supporting pages, we figure the site will probably be around 8-10 pages.

Big Boss Man David Cabrini!

LADWebDesign · 10-08-2009, 12:27 PM

Yo, I am from Philly. Better watch it, Cabrini man. (BTW, both my bro and sis graduated from there.) I am married to the mob as well, so yeah, I am connected. Let's shake down Google.

Linda
(to the feds - my hub is not in the mob, although he is in construction)

Rus Sells · 10-08-2009, 01:29 PM

Web Goddess I sent you a PM.

09-29-2009, 01:51 PM	#1
Rus Sells CEO War Room Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Atlanta Posts: 2,346 Blog Entries: 3 Thanks: 468 Thanked 682 Times in 447 Posts Contact Info	Taking Google To The Mattresses!!! I am Big Boss David Cabrini! I am sick and tired of "The Google" dominating the search engine market and I have decided that the small guy needs a weapon to fight back and achieve great results in the search engines! The Cabrini family has that weapon and we want a Cabroni who is an expert graphic artist that can develop our mafia brand, logo, and culture! Any of you'z that think you can fit the bill for the Big Boss Cabrini then you'll need to be able to create the following graphics. Main LOGO Affiliate graphics banners web site menu graphics and buttons. The Boss Man insist's on seeing your handy work so you better have some of your previous hits on hand to show him. If there are additional graphics that are needed not mentioned here be careful how you bring it up to the Boss Man, otherwise you might get taken out behind the restaurant! Kapeesh? Mr. Cabrini says, serious responses only. He has no time for tire kickers!
	DON'T CLICK THE IMAGE ABOVE IF YOU REQUIRE FANCY SALES PAGES TO MAKE A BUYING DECISION WSO: "PURE GENIUS! This WSO is absolutely amazing - better than anything else on Google Places" WSO: BEST DAMN GOOGLE PLACES SOFTWARE BAR NONE!

10-01-2009, 05:04 PM	#2
Rus Sells CEO War Room Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Atlanta Posts: 2,346 Blog Entries: 3 Thanks: 468 Thanked 682 Times in 447 Posts Contact Info	Re: Taking Google To The Mattresses!!! I can not believe that not one single person is interested in this project! It is a SERIOUS request.
	DON'T CLICK THE IMAGE ABOVE IF YOU REQUIRE FANCY SALES PAGES TO MAKE A BUYING DECISION WSO: "PURE GENIUS! This WSO is absolutely amazing - better than anything else on Google Places" WSO: BEST DAMN GOOGLE PLACES SOFTWARE BAR NONE!

10-01-2009, 06:22 PM	#3
Aronya Advanced Warrior War Room Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Escondido, CA. Becase San Marcos just wasn't hot enough. Posts: 510 Thanks: 35 Thanked 56 Times in 55 Posts	Re: Taking Google To The Mattresses!!! Hey Big Boss! The problem might be the title of your thread. It's not at all obvious that you're looking to hire a graphic designer. Have you checked in the Warriors for Hire forum?

10-03-2009, 05:52 PM	#4
carlos123 Advanced Grasshopper War Room Member Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: At the Library :) Posts: 824 Thanks: 30 Thanked 52 Times in 41 Posts	Re: Taking Google To The Mattresses!!! Yeah...I wasn't sure what to make of your post Big Boss. I mean with a name like Big Boss talking about the Mafia and being taken out to the back of a car for a beating if I don't give you what you want...well...forgive me for saying that you don't sound like the kind of guy I would want to do web development work for. I mean if you were all serious and all LOL. Carlos

10-03-2009, 11:38 PM	#5
TheLimeDesign Ultimate War Machine War Room Member Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 63 Thanks: 2 Thanked 12 Times in 12 Posts Contact Info	Re: Taking Google To The Mattresses!!! Exactly..I was actually surprised to find out the contents of this thread..lol.. I'd love to do this if the pay is good of course..Because you're taking down Google and you're on a big mission here.. :P What's the price we're talking about here Big Boss?

10-08-2009, 11:01 AM	#6
Rus Sells CEO War Room Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Atlanta Posts: 2,346 Blog Entries: 3 Thanks: 468 Thanked 682 Times in 447 Posts Contact Info	Re:"Revised Title" \| Graphics Artist & Web Site Needed \| Mafia / Cartel Themed I fired the Cabroni who made this post for me. He swore that he set this to receive immediate email alerts to replies! First I want a designer who can catch the vision and theme we are looking for. Our domain name reflects a mafioso style. People are either going to love it and get behind it or hate it. Graphics: LOGO/BRANDING IMAGE SUPPORTING GRAPHICS BANNERS BUTTONS MENU AFFILIATE GRAPHICS Web Site: Home/Landing Page with supporting pages, we figure the site will probably be around 8-10 pages. Big Boss Man David Cabrini!
	DON'T CLICK THE IMAGE ABOVE IF YOU REQUIRE FANCY SALES PAGES TO MAKE A BUYING DECISION WSO: "PURE GENIUS! This WSO is absolutely amazing - better than anything else on Google Places" WSO: BEST DAMN GOOGLE PLACES SOFTWARE BAR NONE!

10-08-2009, 12:27 PM	#7
LADWebDesign Web Goddess War Room Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Central Florida, USA Posts: 355 Blog Entries: 1 Thanks: 11 Thanked 23 Times in 21 Posts Social Networking Contact Info	Re: Taking Google To The Mattresses!!! Yo, I am from Philly. Better watch it, Cabrini man. (BTW, both my bro and sis graduated from there.) I am married to the mob as well, so yeah, I am connected. Let's shake down Google. Linda (to the feds - my hub is not in the mob, although he is in construction)
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10-08-2009, 01:29 PM	#8
Rus Sells CEO War Room Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Atlanta Posts: 2,346 Blog Entries: 3 Thanks: 468 Thanked 682 Times in 447 Posts Contact Info	Re: Taking Google To The Mattresses!!! Web Goddess I sent you a PM.
	DON'T CLICK THE IMAGE ABOVE IF YOU REQUIRE FANCY SALES PAGES TO MAKE A BUYING DECISION WSO: "PURE GENIUS! This WSO is absolutely amazing - better than anything else on Google Places" WSO: BEST DAMN GOOGLE PLACES SOFTWARE BAR NONE!