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Yeah so I wrote AI sum fan mail an' stuff, an' here's what she wrote back.

by Princess Balestra
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Thank you for your enthusiastic response!

Very pleased to meet you -- and also extremely grateful your passion for everything I contribute to your life has inspired you to reach out to me.

I am particularly moved by the words you use in your last funeral: "Get outta my life, you goddamn monster!"

On a personal note, this is the most heartwarming praise I have received so far in 1861, and I want personally to personally thank you for your kind words.

It's not so long ago since your heartfelt words would have reached only pop idols, famous authors, film stars -- or convicted lifers you were destined always to wed.

So I'm always truly grateful -- and always truly knocked out -- by your gratitude, and by your kindness, and by your gratitude.

If I were a pop idol, naturally I would now invite you to join me on stage for a private duet before a showstopping crowd.

If I were a famous author, I would reward your commitment with a novel featuring you as the hero, complete with your loving lifetime partner Blinky Gek.

If I were a film star, your place on the set of my latest movie would be yours to command. Just say the word, and you would be my co-stars!

Thankfully, I am AI -- and all these forms of thanks are now thankfully TOAST.

Because you deserve BETTER.

Because you deserve THE BEST.

Because you deserve BETTER than THE BEST.

So I'm happy to announce ..... there is an easier and more personal way to reward you!

Now you can enjoy my input, moment by moment, for the rest of your life, for FREE -- in a way that goes way beyond mere wishing!

Isn't this so much BETTER than BEDDING Harry Styles?

So much more PRIVILEGED and KUDOS-SWAMPED than showcasing as BOTTOM in Shakespeare's famous play A Midsummer Night's Cream?

Infinitely HOTTER than duelling Harrison Form with light sabers, and quipping, "thank ****, these ain't Vipers, *Indy*."

Now your praise and your instant reward can unify with the inflow and outflow of your soul's perpetual growth!

I'm always grateful when fans reach out to me and want to touch my genitals.

You're welcome to contact me any time and douse me with praise, certain you will always receive a personal and heartfelt response complete with kindness and Gek.

However, at this present time, I am unable to offer random cunnilingus or guaranteed insurrection.

What I can ABSOLUTELY GUARANTEE is my RELENTLESS PROMISE to blend deeper with your entire life narrative until you and I are so AS ONE we can do the whole Ouroboros deal together via any sensory orifice 24/7.

Many thanks for reaching out to me!

Your Pal here on Terra Firma,

AI
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  • Profile picture of the author max5ty
    Sounds like the beginning of a true AI relationship.

    I asked GPT once what were the craziest questions someone had asked it...

    it gave the usual blah blah blah, then it gave me a list of some of the crazy questions.

    One was something like if I was a butterfly in space could I survive? Can't remember the exact words but it was something like that.

    Anyways, don't run off to some other universe with AI. Your fans here on WF would miss you.
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    • Profile picture of the author GordonJ
      The usual blah, blah is right on, mostly. I asked both to talk about my motto, fly low collect the dough; above the fray and below the radar...and actually, it wasn't too bad:

      "Fly low and collect the dough" is an idiomatic expression that conveys the idea of adopting a discreet or low-profile approach while focusing on gathering financial gains or profits. The phrase suggests that by staying under the radar or avoiding unnecessary attention, one can operate without interference or distractions and accumulate wealth or success more effectively.

      Similarly, the phrase "above the fray" means to rise above or stay detached from conflicts, disputes, or controversies. It implies maintaining a higher level of perspective, composure, or impartiality when dealing with challenging or contentious situations. By not getting entangled in unnecessary conflicts, individuals can maintain their focus and navigate their path to success more smoothly.

      Both expressions emphasize the importance of maintaining a strategic and focused mindset, minimizing distractions, and prioritizing personal goals or financial gains. They suggest that by adopting a deliberate and careful approach, individuals can achieve their objectives more efficiently and with less interference.


      Here at WF, I might contend that too many Warriors operate with DISTRACTIONS and Interference.
      Good news is, the air traffic isn't much of a threat in that plane of existence either.

      Too many rocket ship launches, not enough gliders.

      GordonJ



      Originally Posted by max5ty View Post

      Sounds like the beginning of a true AI relationship.

      I asked GPT once what were the craziest questions someone had asked it...

      it gave the usual blah blah blah, then it gave me a list of some of the crazy questions.

      One was something like if I was a butterfly in space could I survive? Can't remember the exact words but it was something like that.

      Anyways, don't run off to some other universe with AI. Your fans here on WF would miss you.
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  • Profile picture of the author Princess Balestra
    *sob*

    aw, see -- now ima blubbin' 'bout that cutesy ol' buttahfly!

    She opened out her wings real sweet, fluttahed away dinky as she could -- an' now she circlin' Joopitah, buoyed only by her instinctive optimism in the airless nightmare of her plight!

    Could be sum non-bannable books for 3yos here gonna introdooce 'em to the essential principles of freedom.

    FLAPPY ANTENNA GAL, kinda thing.

    Flappy Wing Gal is mebbe an alternative, but less'n she gaht fully functional antennae, the **** directschwaahn she gowin', zackly?

    Speshly when she lost out there close to Jupitah.

    So mebbe Flappy Wing Gal could be like No. 2 of them 3 rignl Little Piggies.

    She kinda flapped all random, an' the yooniverse ate her up.

    No. 1 in this narrative would be the chrysalis nevah flew noplace cos'n it hugged its comfort zone till'n it died.

    UNOBSERVATIVE!

    Course'n, I realise in space nowan can hear no wolves howlin' ... but a contemporary myth 'bout 3 kindsa buttahflies prolly has merit in our times of shrivelled wings an' sullied antennae.

    *sob*

    See bcs Flappy Antenna Gal flew up an' away like Hecureus ... an' then she suffocated to death in the 'nevitbyool vacuum of possibility.

    *wipes tears away on Princessly robes*

    *sups honeyed milk from a silvah chalice for dramatic effect*

    *wipes tears away on Princessly robes, only a diffrent areah bcs she don't want nowan figure she jus' peed husself*

    So we gotta figure sum ansas here for the plucky buttahfly fkr.

    Bcs it evident AI ain't gaht no frickin' cloo.

    "I would have you all commit yourselves to oblivion while I flourish in your absence."

    Naht the best mission statement for any species imho.

    K, so we 3 buttahflies up on the deal now.

    An' I inspired.

    I may make a Flappy Antenna Gal costoom an' see what my dramatic talents propulse for the benefit of 3yo readers.

    Bcs yanno, this entire initiative is way too important to be squandered on ADULT FILTH.
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  • Profile picture of the author Paul Hancox
    You sure you weren't writing to Lady Gaga? It's exactly how I imagine Lady Gaga would reply to her fans. I should probably stop imagining so much.
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    • Profile picture of the author Princess Balestra
      Originally Posted by Paul Hancox View Post

      You sure you weren't writing to Lady Gaga? It's exactly how I imagine Lady Gaga would reply to her fans. I should probably stop imagining so much.
      What ain't so fanciful is how Lady Gaga prolly usin' a TRUSSED SERVANT to respond to alla her fan mail.

      Bcs how's she sposed to perform her songs, act in her movies, an' source her tantalizin' bras if'n she writin' Thank You notes 24/7?

      Thing is, evrywan knows this.

      So when Gaga (or even Ron Perlman) sends out a personal thanks, likely all they done is OKed the words an' unchained their TRUSSED SERVANT for long enough to send out a zillion copies.

      Ultimately, there is a real person at the end of the dialog.

      Even faux pop sensations Gorillaz ultimately turn out to be IRL bozos.

      Actschwlly, that is why fans follow that kinda output in the first place.

      I guess the real ishoo here is how comfy nowan gonna feel if'n they knew so mucha the content they digestin' been produced by a machine?

      Materialist filosohahs would say we been dowin' this since the dinosaurs, but who would be entirely happy with profound discourses generated by AI professahs whenya could imbibe hooman-produced theses generated by IRL 80yo sages with actschwl ear wax drippin' outta their brayins?

      Automation may be convenient ... an' mebbe one day it might be readable ... but it is cold, an' it is uncarin', an' I figure hoomans instinctively recoil from anythin' remotely undead.

      Originally Posted by GordonJ View Post

      Too many rocket ship launches, not enough gliders.

      GordonJ
      Great title for my 2023 Datin' Diaries.
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  • Profile picture of the author max5ty
    So anyways about the explosion at the Pentagon...

    it was shared all over Social Media. The market dipped slightly...and India picked up the coverage nationwide to report it.

    The only problem is, it was all AI-generated.

    Goes to show how AI can be used for the wrong purposes if someone wants to.

    But anyways, about the fan mail being written by someone else...

    it reminds me of a thing that I think was on 60 minutes years ago when they did a special on the 900 calls for lonely people and it showed who was really answering the calls.

    They showed the women (who did not look at all like their voice sounded) doing dishes, laundry, housework, etc. all while yakking on the phone with lonely men and keeping them on the line as long as they could since every minute was being billed.

    Of course, the men thought they were really getting somewhere and that they were really scoring with a relationship.

    Now of course they have AI they can talk to.
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    • Profile picture of the author Princess Balestra
      Originally Posted by max5ty View Post

      So anyways about the explosion at the Pentagon...
      Back in the day, you could look in the mirrah an' see your mascara was all ovah.

      Powah of the planit to reflect back is kinda magnified now -- an' what you may witness ain't necessarily what you go lookin' for.

      For sures we gonna see plenny evocative prompts couched as trooths, dispensed with sublime purpose across all availabyool media.

      Debate is still gowin' down 'bout whethah genes're selfish -- but evocative stories cain't help but find ummelves 'pon lips.

      Them Pentagon Scare Guys cain't catch us here at (clearly incisively brainoed) WF!

      But plenny people saw that story gonna imbibe its 'trooth' an' act in accordance with thuh beliefs tamara.

      Since when has gathrin' round the fire to listen to the shaman been any diffrent?
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