This age old question always pops up sooner or later.

And it happened today:

"If you couldn't get a job and had no choice but to start with
nothing but a laptop what would you do?"

Baring you have food and shelter because if you don't you have
some serious issues and you need to stop with this internet
shit and get some grub.

Sell that laptop and get your life in order.

However if you have food, shelter...