Here's A Cheesecake Email!

Ok... here's what was dropped in
my email inbox today...

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Sub: Don't Buy "XXX" Product Because...

Hi Lakshay,

I know you are getting a thousand
emails a minute from other Internet
Marketers who are promoting XXX
product.

I have just gotten off the phone call
with <the author of xxx product> and
I just love this guy. Everytime I talk
to him, I get some real marketing gems
from this genuis. And today he told me
how important it is to be with your
customers. But whats more imoprtant
is the fact that I have pulled a special
deal for you if you get xxx right now.

Now here's why you NEED to have xxx
in your arsenal...

1. xxx makes you 1,000,000 dollars
2. in seven days
3. guaranteed

Yes! I kow you can't believe your eyes...
I couldn't either. But <author> is MAD.

==> Affiliate Link

Seriously, you have nothing to lose when
he is backing you with 100% Money back
guarantee.

BUT THAT"S NOT ALL...

Why? Two reasons...

1. Because XXX is incomplete without
<My Yet to be Launched Unknown Priced Product>

2. Because you are getting something
absolutely exclusive. Remember I said
you are getting this very special deal
from me and <author>.

You are getting a whopping 50% off on
my <Yet to be Launched Unknown Priced>
product which will be launched next month.

==> Aff link

Now that's a deal...

I will be honest with you... I am getting
a commission when you buy XXX through this
link, and all I am doing is I am passing it on
to you.

And I am sure that if you like XXX, you
will love <My Yet to be Launched Unknown Priced Product>.

==> Aff link

-Yours
BIGMARKETER

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Honestly I do not know how well this works. All I know is
that this is a bit absurd. What say?