How To Market To VIRGINS
Posted 1st January 2013 at 09:10 PM by VegasVince
Tags baby market, marketing, virgins
Kimye is about to multiply. And our scholars and sources are reporting that Kim Kardashian’s pregnancy, just the news alone, WILL get millions knocked up in 2013. “There will be bibs!”
That was the report from technical director, Christopher The Merchant. His scholarly friends and mixologists down at Coyote Ugly in NYC laid out theories over some very scientific whiskey.
The early estimations are that thousands of silver spoon college aged girls will be trying to get knocked up by flashy urban men. Men in areas, such as the Merchant’s main workplace, Harlem, are in danger of these ovulating copycats.
Yeppers, Kim K famous for being famous is knocked up which means as marketers u need to start looking for things to market to the soon to be ex VIRGINS who like sheep will follow the yellow brick road....CONTINUED HERE
That was the report from technical director, Christopher The Merchant. His scholarly friends and mixologists down at Coyote Ugly in NYC laid out theories over some very scientific whiskey.
The early estimations are that thousands of silver spoon college aged girls will be trying to get knocked up by flashy urban men. Men in areas, such as the Merchant’s main workplace, Harlem, are in danger of these ovulating copycats.
Yeppers, Kim K famous for being famous is knocked up which means as marketers u need to start looking for things to market to the soon to be ex VIRGINS who like sheep will follow the yellow brick road....CONTINUED HERE
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