we were talking about writing sales letters.
Long story short, because it took a lot of twists and turns...
we got to the point where we were talking about how long it should take to write a sales letter...and, I said about an hour (could have been the drinks talking).
So, she bet me I couldn't write a sales letter in an hour.
We bet lunch...
the bet was on.
Several years ago, I came up with an idea for some glasses...she brought that up and challenged me to write a letter for them before we were finished with lunch.
So, this sales letter took me 21 minutes and 49 seconds.
Critique it...rip it apart...
Would it interest you? Would you buy?
Should I start shopping for another Range Rover? Should I upgrade my plane?
No, there are no links because I'm not selling these right now.
"Stop And Read This If You've Ever Been Frustrated By Those LIttle Blurry Spots That Cover Up Nudity On T.V."
...and discover how you can enjoy watching shows where even if nudity is blurred out, you'll never see the blurry spot again.
As it happened...
a naked guy and gal were doing a challenge on a T.V. show I was watching the other day...
they had to spend a few days naked in some crazy outdoor place with wild animals - all while facing possible hunger and maybe thirsting to death.
The problem was, every time there was something I thought would be good to see, it was blurred out with one of those annoying little blurry spots.
Still, there I was sitting on the edge of the couch waiting for the editing crew to forget to add that tiny fuzzy blur if only for a brief moment.
There weren't any mistakes. The editors were good. Too good for my liking and enjoyment.
They were teasing me with nudity, then blurring it out.
If you're like me, this is frustrating.
Being someone that questions a lot of things (probably like you), I began to wonder ... could I figure out a way to get around this frustrating problem?
Being an inventor, and having been told I'm a damn good one (thanks mom), I decided to look into it.
A couple of sleepless nights later, and several failed attempts (too many to mention), I struck gold - I discovered the secret to end those horrible little blurs -
a pair of specially designed eyeglasses.
Now, no longer would I have to see those pitiful little blurs...
and now, no longer would my mind be held hostage by wondering what may be hidden beneath.
These are not just normal everyday eyeglasses, these are eyeglasses that use non-patented technology. (A patent is expensive and quite frankly, right now I don't have the funding to pursue one, but it turns out that works to your advantage as you'll soon see as you continue reading).
However, I had another big problem.
The prototype I developed turned out to be very expensive to mass-produce. I would have to pay for molds and tooling and factory workers to produce these - probably would need to have them manufactured in China.
All the tariffs and shipping would force me to charge a fortune. And since I knew this product would be in huge demand, it left me feeling like I
had failed because there was no way I could offer it and still cover my expenses to produce it.
That's when another idea hit me.
Why don't I send you a kit that allows you to easily assemble your own pair of these special glasses to end seeing those little frustrating blurs?
To make it easy, we provide you with the tools.
In our tests, it only took five minutes for somebody with very little mechanical skill to start using these glasses.
Just imagine the joy you'll have when watching those types of shows and no longer having to see those little agonizing blurs...
and just imagine what your family will think when you're sitting there on the couch with your "special self-assembled" eyeglasses that allow you to enjoy the show without those little pestering blurs while they're sitting there trying to squint their eyes to see what's hidden.
Also just imagine that in just a few days you can experience the exhilaration and excitement of watching those shows without having to anxiously hope for a mistake by the editing crew.
So here's my offer that I think you'd be crazy not to accept...
For just $20 I'll ship you the kit to put these things together. I'll even include postage to anywhere in the world and I'll send a special thank you note just for trying these. But, as a special bonus for ordering my first run, I'll give you the opportunity to get 50% off your order. You'll only pay $10 with postage still included.
Does that sound fair?
Ok great, I knew you'd jump at this.
Here's what to do next.
Click here and end the frustration: