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My mom died, the cat is sick, and I may have...

by max5ty
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Tip #2

Today's tip is about headlines.

One of the most talked-about subjects in all of copywriting.

I'll make it easy.

How many times have you searched on Google for the best way to write a headline?

You wasted your time.

Here's why...

If you're looking for tips on headlines, or you're trying to study how to write headlines, you're obviously the target audience and everything you read is awesome and your mind starts ticking on how to do it better.

Bad move.

Having said that...

Here's what to do.

Say what you mean.

Do you have a beauty product that takes years off your face?

Say it and don't waste a lot of time saying it. Get to the point quickly.

"Take 10 Years Off Your Face With This Crap"

Give your customer the best reason for buying that you have.

Stop trying to talk to everyone and just focus on the money.
#cat #died #mom #sick
  • Profile picture of the author Kay King
    What's wrong with the cat?


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    • Profile picture of the author Princess Balestra
      Originally Posted by Kay King View Post

      What's wrong with the cat?

      Mebbe she ate the beauty product bcs it smelled like fish.


      Neat series from the Max5ster here btw.
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    • Profile picture of the author DABK
      My cat thinks Max's cat is too lippy and slapped her silly.

      Originally Posted by Kay King View Post

      What's wrong with the cat?
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        Originally Posted by DABK View Post

        My cat thinks Max's cat is too lippy and slapped her silly.
        Well, I've never...the nerve of some people's cats...

        what is this world coming to?
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  • Profile picture of the author WF- Enzo
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    How many tips have you written? I will make them sticky. Thanks.
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    • Profile picture of the author Princess Balestra
      Originally Posted by WF- Enzo View Post

      How many tips have you written? I will make them sticky. Thanks.

      A neato headline template all in itself.


      How [many/much] XXX have you XXX? I will XXX.
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  • Profile picture of the author spartan14
    Agree getting to the point its very important dont loose time with to general content where people are bored of
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  • Profile picture of the author Princess Balestra
    Originally Posted by max5ty View Post

    How many times have you searched on Google for the best way to write a headline?

    I a nrvs cat
    & I sick.
    Pardonnez-Moi
    if'n I hick.
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    • Profile picture of the author max5ty
      Originally Posted by Princess Balestra View Post

      I a nrvs cat
      & I sick.
      Pardonnez-Moi
      if'n I hick.
      My poor little cat has PTSD now and depression and is afraid to go out.

      This may be a Judge Judy case...

      or maybe Jerry Springer
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      • Profile picture of the author Princess Balestra
        Originally Posted by max5ty View Post

        My poor little cat has PTSD now and depression and is afraid to go out.

        This may be a Judge Judy case...

        or maybe Jerry Springer

        The las' time I judged Judy she slapped my ass bcs I said she looked crap in lacy stockings.

        No ... waitaminute ... that was Springer ...
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        • Profile picture of the author Troy Arrandale
          Originally Posted by Princess Balestra View Post

          The las' time I judged Judy she slapped my ass bcs I said she looked crap in lacy stockings.

          No ... waitaminute ... that was Springer ...

          lol

          I also like creating headlines with the "offend the wrong people to stir up controversy and draw in the right audience" method.

          oh! and twisting movie, or book or song titles or quotes that have to do with the offer i'm infotaining people about and promoting.

          Two of my most recent examples:
          "World War Inside My Head" (twist on World War Z film, told a recent story of the conflict I was facing with writers block in my current eerie novel to my fiction reading audience, and promoting paying for a monthly subscription because paid subscribers would be the only ones going forward to get the endings to my stories.)

          and,
          "It's a buffet, man"

          A line from Chandler to Joey on the TV show Friends that has always made me laugh, promoting a different, fourth offer to my non buyers on my email list because not everything is a good fit for everybody, and life's about choices. Man. lol
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          • Profile picture of the author Princess Balestra
            Originally Posted by Troy Arrandale View Post


            I also like creating headlines with the "offend the wrong people to stir up controversy and draw in the right audience" method.
            SHOOT LIKE CRAZY ON THE ULTIMATE SAFARI!
            Tool Up & Target Till The Adrenaline Squirts Outta Your Eyeballs


            Copy starts ...

            Do some people make you feel uncomfortable ...


            * sample marketin' offah template of the damned *


            Hey, so we are all natchrlly drawn to our own areahs of intrest.

            Which is why we respond to headlines made zackly for us.

            Headlines = Shortcuts to Yummy -- or so beyond irrelURvance as to be trooly invisible.

            How do I know this?

            Bcs srsly all lizard health products regulahly bypass my ass.

            No mattah how they seek to pussuede.

            & thank frick, bcs that sounds like srs chafin'.

            Thing is: we gaht a zillion & 5 stuffs to attend to as blissfully exotic hoomans.

            But what constitoots GRAVITY for each onea us?

            Suck the fkrs in, bcs they wanna head in your direction -- jus' like we all throwin' probes at Joopitah bcs RED SPOT.

            Lure. Detail. Summary.

            I believe this to be natchrlly hooman narrative stuffs.
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  • Profile picture of the author Profit Traveler
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    What steams my buns is YouTube Video Titles.

    False, misleading, over the top, and silly.

    And not just the Part 3 of something that has no Part 3 like movies but stuff posing as news etc.

    "Rick Rolled" never dies I guess just evolves.

    Most are telling you to never trust them and never come back.
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  • Profile picture of the author tedroger
    Fine, but you will have to explain it for better understanding.
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    • Profile picture of the author max5ty
      Originally Posted by tedroger View Post

      Fine, but you will have to explain it for better understanding.
      Click Here For Headlines That Get Right To The Point

      There, that should help you understand what I mean.
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      • Profile picture of the author tedroger
        Unable to click on the link. Also, let me know if can I have the best copywriting courses to advance my skill.
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  • Profile picture of the author Kay King
    Unable to click on the link

    Because it was an EXAMPLE, not a link. The example worked if you tried to click it.
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  • Profile picture of the author Princess Balestra
    Hey, so what sticks now in the words-2-brainz kickzone?

    What you readin' here is a pertickulah sticky, heralded on a pertickilah forum, sumtime twennywhatevahish between the origin of the Caaahsmaahs an' all materiyool demise.

    Question is: what do we wish to STICK?

    Ima updatin' this waypoint WF offerin' in lieu of naht dowin' so bcs I prezoom plenny people touchpoint on its magnitood.

    Kinda ... they mosey here for succor steada jus' vaporizin' at random.

    Thing is ... wherein lies the gravity of troo discourse when competin' & colludin' bots can conjectyoore forevah 'bout nuthin' they evah knoo?

    Their bickerin' might stick one day.

    & we all be beaten 'pon thuh ass.
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  • Profile picture of the author scottsmith8100
    Nice headline! I'm listening
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