Exchange = Forevah. Content Is Jus' Crap.

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& how do we know this?

Hey, bcs I sittin' on a whole bunch of killah CONTENT rn.

Frankly, it will revolutionize your very existence till'n you squirtin' all kindsa exotic HAPPINESS CHEMICALS from your EYEBALLS!

So much CONTENT you gonna be GORGED beyond all bounds of HITHERTO BELIEVABLE TUMESCENCE!

From eithah end, & evry surface ... with an embarrasingly vulnerable SHEEN of POTENTIAL PUNCTURABILITY resonant before ALL SUPER SHARPENED POINTS!

For $875 per PARAGRAPH of TOTALLY TRANSFORMATIONAL GLORY!

Bcs, yeah, you gotta fill up, fill up, c'mon.

An', yeah, you gotta pump out, pump out, c'mon.

Till'n evry horizon is bubblin' an' screamin' an' throbbin' with CONTENT! CONTENT!! CONTENT!!!


But who the frick would wanna live in this kinda hellhole?


Share sumthin' neat with Moi is all I ask, K?

Prolly I kiss you back.

Mebbe it is same for youse touse.

I demand smoochie of exchange, or what kinda crap you dumpin' on Moi, zackly?

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  • And - before anyone asks me 'why did you approve this thread'....


    simple answer is it is so much more interesting than some of the recent drivel here...


    If you can read a PB post - and understand what the topic is....it will expand your mind. Perhaps not to places you ever wanted to go...but...expand it nonetheless.


    We have beautiful sunsets here - not sure I want my horizons bubbling, etc...but one can't have everything, can one?
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    • *blub*

      *sniff*

      *honk*

      Gotta tellya, Kay, I wellin' up with such tears of gratitood I stainin' my blouse with accidentally imbibed pollutants I nevah knew were inside me.

      I gaht Mickey Mouse on my lapel, sum weirdsy mountain scene on my right cuff, an' a donkey chompin' on an avocado all ovah my boobies.

      Correction: it is a kumquat.

      Plus also the donkey usin' a straw bcs the kumquat been all mooshied up into a smoothie.

      tbh I ain't been this happy since las' weekend.

      An' by happy I mean I walked into a tree an' nevah bruised muh nose.

      It is a miracle.
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  • What are you trying to say Dear Princess?

    Are you telling us that interesting content is more important than sheer quantity of content?

    If that's what you intend, then what you speak is blasphemy against the modern church of content dogma. If these were medieval times you might be labeled a heretic, and no doubt be invited to dance from the gallows.

    But at least you wouldn't be alone, because I would proudly swing from the rope next to yours.

    I too have grown tired of all the mundane content, dropped like so many propaganda leaflets from a war torn airplane.

    But I never seem to grow tired of your wonderful mystery. Sometimes reading your posts feels like I ate a weird mushroom and suddenly the whole world makes sense again. But only from the inside out.
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    • tbh, I considah all mushrooms to be weird.

      With pizza, you know what you gettin'.

      With mules, you know precisely what they do.

      But funghi is jus' plain crazy.

      An' here is where the madness trooly begins.

      Before you know it, you readin' an article entitled



      "How amazin'," you muttah as you sit down to waste precious minutes of your life to read this garbage. "Why, I thought there were only 4!"

      Then you'll watch 10 spurious points zip past your eyeballs as your deathbed rolls toward you from the fyootyore, snappin' blankets to mattress like REAL HUGE CHOMPERS hungry for your precious mortality.

      As Harvard citations sync with pure wahooey, your knowledge of the world's glories will surely swell to the point of maxo inconsequence.

      An' when you reach the concloosion (some variation on the theme of Yurp, mushrooms are weird), you can rise afresh from your sofa, john, or unused noose, an' greet an increasingly moronic world with the cheery grin of a similar kinda moron.

      See, bcs next day at work, you an' Al an' Marcie an' Jim an' Babette can waste even more time discussin' mushrooms steada dowin' their jobs.

      "I laughed so much when I took in point 6 about how so many mushrooms resemble breasts," says Al.

      "Aw, hey," Marcie adds with a guffaw, "breasts balanced on feeble organic sticks almost technically unable to support them!"

      Jim rolls round on the floor till his sides groan in agony. "Breasts that can bust through concrete like Iron Man decking Thanos with a single punch!"

      "Hey, listen guys," says Babette. "The Waldorf Astoria just went up in flames. Maybe we should set aside our faux enthusiasm for mushroom weirdness and go do the firefighter thing ..."

      Aw, see, bcs now we gaht





      No serious heart transplant is complete without the med team quittin' with the life-savin' scalpels to debate fractal gill structure an' amazingly evolved spore distribution methods.

      "For God's sake! Pass me the defibrillator!"

      "Is that the Latin name for button mushrooms or portabello mushrooms? *snort* Hey, whatever: they both look like BOOBIES."

      An' what 'bout life an' death up there in the NASA Spacestation?

      "Uhm. Don't want to worry anyone, but where's Al?"

      "I believe we sent him out to check the exterior of the station before we got to discussing whether mushrooms bruise, blemish, or simply discolor."

      "That was 4 weeks ago."

      "Yeah, and we still haven't decided about the mushrooms."

      Ha!

      I could go on, but I gotta fix my hair for yogah.

      Mebbe a sootably inane AI copy bot could take a sniff through this post an' generate a zillion mushroom-related Top Ten Weirdsy facts articles.

      For sure Gordon Ramsay's brain needs fillin' up with sumthin' ...
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  • from what I can gather...lol...

    the whole content thing is getting crazy when it comes to the whole AI issue.

    I've seen post after post from of these AI groups that brag they can now turn out 1.5 million pieces (slight exaggeration) of content per week.

    Not sure how all the millions of AI content pieces are going to work out...but I'm thinking something has to give soon.

    Interesting post. Thank you
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  • In the future I expect there will be bots who can summarize the content and pass it on to other AI sites....then NO ONE will have to read it????
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  • Any successful business will require both content creation and exchange.

    It's important to remember that most content is non-engaging and boring!

    Listen to people, find out what they want, engage with their pain points, make them feel heard.

    TO BE INTERESTING YOU MUST BE INTERESTED. This takes time and patience but pays off in the end.

    STOP thinking either/or
    START thinking both
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  • I would like to know what kind of customers you like to write for?
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    • If'n that ain't no bar to aspire to, I gotta go find musself the slurpsiest ol' cocktail evah.

      (Course'n, I will do so anyways, but it is so cool to have accomplices.)

      Thought exercise: diminish every plateau in that an' see where it getsya.

      Kinda ...

      A trooly select groop proved they LIKE MY ASS.

      A select groop are highly likely to ADORE MY FACE.

      (I dun 3 here, kinda prolapse style.)

      Anywan may possibly NOTICE.

      See how I drahped the bar right down?

      As an uncontainable colossus, what kinda inflooence you gaht here?

      An' who cares?

      What kinda content is of value to absolootely evrywan who ain't lookin' for nuthin'?

      Viewed THUSSO, you gotta see the AI-enhanced ejaculation of broad-hook content is kinda public domain spam gonna re-educate our puke reflexes.

      Remain vigilant!

      Do naht chomp easy on the fodder of morons!

      Hey, plus also do naht write that kinda schwango!

      Like Gary Snyder said,

      "either we are the agents of our own miraculature, or we are the trash cans of our own stupidity. But perhaps this train of thought can wait for a moment because I am being momentarily savaged by a frickin' bear."
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