Drizz The Rizz ...

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Preferably from on innovative high ...

direct to the most immediately availabyool tinglydangly sensoriums ...

like you actschlly sum kinda personal SERVANT.

That is my go-to synopsis of most evry copywritin' book I evah read -- from Claude Hopkins to the Pseudo-Guru-PROPULSED Plagiarismscape my email inbox is directed to MURDAH 24/7 bcs pukesumly yoobiquitous.

Yeah, but like 23 woids is WAY WAY WAY WAY WAY too many for today's Instant Access Brainswamp Shitbrains.

(An' I should know, bcs I WAS ONE till'n I took up KNITTIN' MUH OWN HAYER.)

So c'mon, anywan wantsta play ... jus' to see what we myootchly gaht:



Could be a profitable distraction from the relentless subjugation to unfoldin' tinselstuffs -- less'n you a born-again monomaniac with a top down vision for your most fleetin' kneejerks backed up by any litchrchoore or rityool you figure PROVES IT.

(If'n yr 23+ woids are already scripted -- please, please, please, please PASS.)

Free offah.

23 woids.

Copy smarts for the benefit of the plannit.

Bcs it's CHRISTMAS!

An' Warrior Forum is yr maximally prone puppy if'n you wanna pet her straight!

Wanna Snnnopse yr coolest Drahps?

Twenny to thirty woids, mebbe, bcs you gotta have SLACK.

(When you slippin' yr chains, slack is a workable numbah, tellya.)
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  • 2023 definition: If you can write a grocery list, you can be a copywriter. It's where you combine some words that sound good to yourself and add 'copywriter' to your resume

    (ok, sorry, I went over by 1 word)
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  • From zucchini to avocado,
    the choicest stores
    lure us towardo.
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  • "How to write an astonishing grocery list that guarantees you get the very best produce at the lowest possible prices every time"


    I would also have written you get a 1 word discount - but that took too many.



    Steve
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  • Lose 31 pounds in 30 days. Zero hunger. Unlimited energy. Doctor approved. Science-backed. Be a slimmer, energized you with this ultimate weight loss grocery list. Order yours now!

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    • That's very good to know about your weight loss @max5ty.
      Can you please share the link from where I can order my diet plan?
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  • Jus' to say, it is 2024 now, so evrywan gaht ONE MORE WOID to say summit ain't stoopid.

    It is like a frickin' mirackyool jus' kinda happened.

    Figure this is mere trivia?

    Flipside to your careworn mleh mleh mleh is we all eaten alive in our dreams by merciless devourahs.

    (of which there'n more'n kinda mebbe Satan.)

    All who be succinct're the leastest blanked.

    All who proffer their ass are maximally spanked.

    (Works for copy, politics, octopusk sexin' -- an' possibly clowns with ludicrously zany shoes don't actschwlly match too zacto as a pair.)
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