9 {{ upvoteCount | shortNum }}
9 {{ upvoteCount | shortNum }}

Drizz The Rizz ...

by Princess Balestra
8 replies
Preferably from on innovative high ...

direct to the most immediately availabyool tinglydangly sensoriums ...

like you actschlly sum kinda personal SERVANT.

That is my go-to synopsis of most evry copywritin' book I evah read -- from Claude Hopkins to the Pseudo-Guru-PROPULSED Plagiarismscape my email inbox is directed to MURDAH 24/7 bcs pukesumly yoobiquitous.

Yeah, but like 23 woids is WAY WAY WAY WAY WAY too many for today's Instant Access Brainswamp Shitbrains.

(An' I should know, bcs I WAS ONE till'n I took up KNITTIN' MUH OWN HAYER.)

So c'mon, anywan wantsta play ... jus' to see what we myootchly gaht:

COPYWRITIN' IN 23 WOIDS
FOR THE BENEFIT
OF EVRYWAN GAHT ZACKLY NO CLOO.


Could be a profitable distraction from the relentless subjugation to unfoldin' tinselstuffs -- less'n you a born-again monomaniac with a top down vision for your most fleetin' kneejerks backed up by any litchrchoore or rityool you figure PROVES IT.

(If'n yr 23+ woids are already scripted -- please, please, please, please PASS.)

Free offah.

23 woids.

Copy smarts for the benefit of the plannit.

Bcs it's CHRISTMAS!

An' Warrior Forum is yr maximally prone puppy if'n you wanna pet her straight!

Wanna Snnnopse yr coolest Drahps?

Twenny to thirty woids, mebbe, bcs you gotta have SLACK.

(When you slippin' yr chains, slack is a workable numbah, tellya.)
#copy #drizz #droppy #materializz #rizz #uh-huh-happy
Avatar of Unregistered
  • Profile picture of the author max5ty
    2023 definition: If you can write a grocery list, you can be a copywriter. It's where you combine some words that sound good to yourself and add 'copywriter' to your resume

    (ok, sorry, I went over by 1 word)
    {{ DiscussionBoard.errors[11777744].message }}
  • Profile picture of the author Princess Balestra
    From zucchini to avocado,
    the choicest stores
    lure us towardo.
    Signature

    Lightin' fuses is for blowin' stuff togethah.

    {{ DiscussionBoard.errors[11777883].message }}
  • Profile picture of the author Steve The Copywriter
    "How to write an astonishing grocery list that guarantees you get the very best produce at the lowest possible prices every time"


    I would also have written you get a 1 word discount - but that took too many.



    Steve
    Signature
    http://www.warriorforum.com/warriors...right-now.html
    {{ DiscussionBoard.errors[11778289].message }}
    • Profile picture of the author Princess Balestra
      Originally Posted by Steve The Copywriter View Post

      I would also have written you get a 1 word discount - but that took too many.
      Steve
      Precis is a bitch that way.
      Signature

      Lightin' fuses is for blowin' stuff togethah.

      {{ DiscussionBoard.errors[11778410].message }}
  • Profile picture of the author max5ty
    Lose 31 pounds in 30 days. Zero hunger. Unlimited energy. Doctor approved. Science-backed. Be a slimmer, energized you with this ultimate weight loss grocery list. Order yours now!

    (29)
    {{ DiscussionBoard.errors[11778412].message }}
    • Profile picture of the author DeFlorance
      That's very good to know about your weight loss @max5ty.
      Can you please share the link from where I can order my diet plan?
      {{ DiscussionBoard.errors[11778414].message }}
      • Profile picture of the author max5ty
        Originally Posted by DeFlorance View Post

        That's very good to know about your weight loss @max5ty.
        Can you please share the link from where I can order my diet plan?
        That I know of there isn't any grocery list like this.

        I was just playing around with the grocery list thing in 30 words or less.

        Maybe it would be a good idea though?
        {{ DiscussionBoard.errors[11778416].message }}
    • Profile picture of the author Lewis Wilson
      Congrats, I am also trying to lose weight.
      {{ DiscussionBoard.errors[11778438].message }}
  • Profile picture of the author Princess Balestra
    Jus' to say, it is 2024 now, so evrywan gaht ONE MORE WOID to say summit ain't stoopid.

    It is like a frickin' mirackyool jus' kinda happened.

    Figure this is mere trivia?

    Flipside to your careworn mleh mleh mleh is we all eaten alive in our dreams by merciless devourahs.

    (of which there'n more'n kinda mebbe Satan.)

    All who be succinct're the leastest blanked.

    All who proffer their ass are maximally spanked.

    (Works for copy, politics, octopusk sexin' -- an' possibly clowns with ludicrously zany shoes don't actschwlly match too zacto as a pair.)
    Signature

    Lightin' fuses is for blowin' stuff togethah.

    {{ DiscussionBoard.errors[11780886].message }}
Avatar of Unregistered

Trending Topics